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Waifu thread
>minimal e/rp
>no empty claims
>always drink enough water
QOTT:
What is /waifu/ listening to?
>>685363418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW0yynlDmqQ
>>685363467
Ruri.
>>685363418
Currently FF9 music.
Rory claimed
Britfag Maki Claim.
Drunk alcohol testing edition.
Druggie Thread
Anything from Weed to Heroin
>>685356678
What do you exactly want?
>>685356678
Lol fake coke.
Doing oxy
>>685356847
Chicks that are on drugs
R8 my cock /b/
>>685350666
Damn
P spoky
>>685350666
Amazing!!!
perfectly thick but not too long. Nice, fat mushroom head . . . omg just looking at it got my little sissy clit hard and my tight little hole twitching
>>685350666
Absolutely gorgeous
awesome giant mushroom head
bet it "pops" out off the mouth
big round balls
good color
hot pubes
8/10
>>685351711
after all that it's only 8/10??
b,
how can I get a girlfriend ?
>>685354081
By not trying.
>>685354081
Get off /b/, get /fit/, and just try to chill out more.
Also, don't be afraid to make it obvious what you want from them without asking or begging them for it.
Getting a girlfriend is not the same as getting a bike or something else, you earn the privilege to date someone, then you work at keeping them. First thing you do is smile a lot and try to be happy even when you have nothing to be happy about. Carry your self with confidence even if you don't have any. Compliment the girls on what their wearing and doing even if you don't mean it. And most important, brush your teeth and have a fresh breath, nothing worse than a nice person whose breath smells like shit.
>>685354081
get off 4chan on a Friday night and go hang out with your friends (who hopefully include women)
>>685354081
it's easy:
step 1: get a girlfriend
step 2: you're done
Amateur ass and pussy thread, OC more appreciated
>>685355774
Black girls spreading their butt(holes) is my weakness.
UPLOAD EVERYBODY
polski pedau
>>685356696
Sauce it up fampai
>>685355384
Hey guys. Me and my buddy decided to try shrooms for the first time. Bought an 8th and both of us ate half. This was about 45 mins ago and neither of us are really feeling much of anything. Did we get ripped off?
Pic is some of what we bought.
Not sure how much an 8th is. I'm a fat ass and ate 1.5 grams. Took an hour or more to get body high. Triped a little. Was a good time. My advice. Give it another hour before eating more or try it again and not get food poisoning from wrong shrooms.
>>685353114
an 8th is 3.5 grams so I guess me and him ate about 1.25 each. I'm kinda a thin dude and he's pretty average sized. Idk if that makes a difference. Head is feeling a little spacey right now but that's all.
>>685352849
should have had a whole eighth each
better luck next time
>>685353583
god dammit. Everyone I talked to said start with about a gram for the first time.
You will start feeling it!!!! it took me about an hour lemme know if you got ripped or not!
>>685348700
Suck my dick. If they don't follow it, they would live their rest of the lives knowing that they could've sucked my dick but they didn't.
>>685348700
i swear i see this thread once a day, not complaining though i love it. Probably more public feet to satisfy all the closet footfags in the world. nobody admits it but some nice looking feet are a footfags version of public nudity
>tfw you can't ever wear sweatpants again
punishment
1st) give shoes
2nd) foot worship
3rd) footjob
>>685349559
nice, what would be the actual rule to have more public feet though?
>>685350018
fems not being allowed to wear shoes in schools
Rule #1: no negro girls
>>685350520
good nig nogs have disgusting feet anyways
ADHD
intermittent explosive disorder
personality disorders
sex addiction
alcoholism
>>685353681
>chrischan
>>685353681
ADHD exists when there is excess white matter
intermittent explosive disorder only for muslims
personality disorders bipolar is one
sex addiction when sex gets into the way of life
alcoholism the body starts to crave alcohol
these medical conditions do exist
Yea your body becomes dependent on alcohol in a really serious way
>>685354202
>t. retard
Depression. Fuck off with your emo bitching you're just sad and will get over it in a day or two.
What is /b/ drinking?
Erdinger, great and has a fine price
Just getting off work but will be drinking vodka tonight started at 8:30 because i have a drinking problem but i don't allow me self to start drinking before that time.
Chocolate milk.
>>685354118
The bo'sun will sound grog-o in about an hour.
>>685354353
Best potato vodka for the price
No Cringe Thread ?
Let's have a Cringe Thread /b/.
>>685358631
>>685358631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l5aaHaFU68
>>685358631
fb fap thread continued from >>685341240
more if wanted
>>685360955
continue?
What's her name again?
Also cute girls thread. Preferably legal.
Generic whore with a shitty personality?
bumpin
>>685351797
idc i want name or more pics
Katya Lischina
>>685351864
You got it.
Katya Lischina.
Google reverse image search is your friend. The site has implemented it for this exact reason, anon. You should try and make an effort next time instead of sitting on your ass and doing nothing at all.
>met this girl on tinder last week
>came over to my house yesterday
>ate her out, she came, rode my dick
>wants to come over again
>Have work
>wat do
pic related
>>685353635
also
>>685353635
Get tested
does her name start with an m?
>>685353635
enjoy your aids
>>685353635
"I have work, maybe later."
ok /b/ last 4 numbers of your post is the lego set you receive
okay lets see what i get
>>685354793
Roll
>>685355008
kickass
>>685354793
nice, I loved Alpha Team
>>685354793
rollllliiinnn
ITT: We post pics of girls and anon says how they would fuck them.
18+
Reply for reply.
>>685350419
>>685350903
Would fuck her over the sink, her face up to the water
10/10 celeb thread
>>685352830
>10/10 celeb thread
Posts a trap.
>>685353186
>trap
Please, Cara is as feminine as they come. Proof.
>>685353629
Nice photoshop on the tuck
>>685353810
I wish she was a trap, cause then I wouldn't want to impregnate her so badly
>>685354071
You enjoy her feminine penis.
s/fur friday!
the ride never ends!
furst for Weiss and Mew best couple
>>685356520
wait, isn't that two guys?
Taking the coward's way out tonight
I have tramadol, codeine, diazepam, oxycontin, probably some vicodin, and a whole bunch of other heavy painkillers
I have avomine to stop me vomiting it back up (hopefully) and some sleeping pills to stop me waking up
If you name some kind of medication that might help me, I probably have it. My medicine cabinet is full of all sorts of wonders
Is this a solid plan or is it going to go horribly wrong?
>>685352891
Are the Oxy's I.R. or E.R.?
Why you want to be a hero OP?
Chances are so high that you will fail and have an even more fucked up life.
>>685352891
bro... why wouldn't you enjoy those opiates for a long as you can and then just an hero with a gun? what a waste.
>>685353171
If he has Instant Release Oxycontin 30mg pills, and I mean more than 3 or 4, like 10 - 15 of them, he can easily OD himself to an hero status. Just pop them all, chase it down with a couple of mg of benzo's and poof painless passing.
Don't do it op, you need to do the stuff you like to do in life.
Faces of /b/, thread 3.0
jesus, smile OP. you might actually look good if you did
R8
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