Story Time /b/
Thought I'd share some of my strange sexcapades.
>Be me 27 grad student, late last year
>Get on a bunch of dating apps to try and get some
>Bitches rarely respond (and guys are the shallow ones)
>Get a bite
>hotbitch.jpg
>36 year milf with long brown hair
>fingers crossed
>start messaging her and she responds
>shes a huge bears fan, even has a dog named Walter Payton
>we start texting
>shewontdoit.jpg
>one night she calls me out of the blue
>tells me some guys were making fun of her at a bar for being a bears fan
>wants me to come up to meet her
>here we fucking go
>I go up to meet her
more?
>>678080680
No.
....bump
>>678080680
>she’s a bit bigger than her pictures, but what bitch isn’t that you find online
>She’s plastered
>We go sit out on the patio of this bar
>bitch starts confessing her life story to me
>gets to the part in the story about one year ago
>tells me her crazy ex raped her while holding a gun to her head
>allofmywat.jpg
>try to keep a straight face
>she starts crying telling me how tough it is raising two daughters herself
>I put on my best game face and try and sympathize
>she starts calming down and wants to invite me over
>I keep asking if she’s sober enough for that
>I follow her to her place and we go in her room
>>678080680
I now want a dog named Walter Peyton
drawthread
>>678080798
requesting cian to fly over the city, dropping down something gay on all of them. like sprinkles or flowers, like a qt
Hey SWIFTY. You could have waited til I got my head in the noose before pushing the chair out from under me.!
..
Still.
You got time for a coffee?
Requesting two Girafarig coiling their tongues together to form a tunnel for a human to fuck
Slyus LaMuerte was gonna help someone with death last thread, but I think Scraps claimed them first.
come on jaret
Tell the fucking guy to put his dick into the barrel of his gun. And to send us a picture
Get him to do selfie with poop
>>678085588
>>678085364
samfag
>>678085712
fat
Celeb Fap
Hey can I get a sauce on this? Also general Unsauceable thread
http://imgur.com/a/XGb9M
>>678062003
I'm looking for a name or some account they have
>>678062003
I was expecting a penis thanks anon I wasn't disappointed today
>>678062398
afraid i dont know their name, only got that
Nudes game!
1. Post clothed pic of gf/ex/wife with a number between 0-9, if you forget the number, all requests will count
2. Anon replies to posts with a request
3. If number is rolled, post request
4. If you self roll you post the two first requests without number
5. If dubs, post a new clothed pic and add another number
6. If trips post the 2 first requests without number and add another one for rolling
7s
got alot of stuff and some vids, hc and alot of solo.. ill upload to a site just tell me where
>>678082055
Titties w face, pay up
I've got a strong fetish for pretty girls wearing all-star shoes. It really makes me diamonds. I would like to make a biffer folder than I have now. Will /b/ help me?
>Pic realated
going to an hero tonight. Belt tied around my neck, going to put the end between the door and doorframe (tested, perfect fit) and hang myself. Where should I livestream it? What should I jerk off to for the last time?
>>678078288
first to dubs decides my final fap material
ok
feeet
Twitch. Also, two girls one cup
Game of /B/ros continued
Mupdate 17
>>678075811
Build a fleet
>Sir Jayme Sexbang, Lord of the Funk
>Allies:
>Powers: Lysene Bride 1/1, Tears of Lys 1/1, Targaryen Blood, Dragon 1/1 (Jaerya, the Dragon of Funk)
is there any getting in on this??
>>678075811
Land our raiders in tall tree town, lets see if we can feel the funk during our time here
>Daniel Greyjoy, Lord of the Iron isles
>Allies: None
>>678075811
Siege Castle Black from the south
>Thorin Giantsblood, Magnar of the Thenns, 999th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch,
>Allies: Tully (marriage),
>Bonus: Giants (2/2),
Zootopia thread, Im the guy.
>>678083315
I was wondering. What do the carnivores eat in that world?
>>678083315
It's rolling time
>>678084667
meat.
>>678085040
Roll
hid the cam
>dont get caught
Hunger games.
The Capitol demands 36 tributes to enter the arena, hurry!
Hungrybox
The Milkman
McCartney Lennon
Sleeping Kid
Pics you promised not to share/pics you saved from other anons
was just posting maddie.
molly/1
>>678083352
molly/2
R34 cont
Jewish Beauties
>>678072530
>implying jewish ppl r beautiful
Why isnt she in the oven?
>>678072530
Hottest girl I know
>>678072530
Well historically jewish girls are the hottest.
>>678073126
>>678072962
>>678073151
Man ya'll are fucked up
where's the wincest?
>>678064452
Getting gangbanged by niggers, more like losecest.
Twitch
I have arrived for stuff and stuff.
>>678064452
post candlefag
Twitch
Ok then, I'll post some stuff.
get the dick pick op
FIRST
Call the police! I'm in my closet and so.e guy is trying to murder me! Help!
>>678081712
fook this
2nd
Asian girl thread
let's get this going again!
more naked asian amateurs!
Who ate it anon. State your theories with your best explanations.
>>678067213
Glenn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eabJJcLxECM
Glenn I think, but I hoped it would be Daryl. If you slow down the audio when Negan is beating the person, you can hear what sounds like Maggie and Abraham yelling Glenn's name.
it was glenn in the comics
>>678067391
I'm pretty sure that was Negan.
Sounded to me like he said "Oh man, taking it like a champ." not Glen saying Maggie.
I do think it was Glenn. Either that or Daryl.
Those are the only ones who would do the scene justice.
Been on /b/ since 2008. Am i still a newfag?
no
just a fag
>>678076853
Lurk moar
>>678077084
Yup.
>>678077545
Desu spam didn't start until like 2005. The manga didn't even exist in 2003.
