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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Last two digits of this thread indicate in how many months you get laid.
If the number is >50 You'll be a virgin forever.
Roll.
>>712902218
roll
51
>>712902351
BTFO, roll
>>712902218
09 or it's a lie
Draw Thread: Delivery Edition
nyda
/r/ a drawing of a random kitten/cat peeing on a fire hydrant, if same one, feel free to keep the undies on
>Delivery edition
Kek
>>712910012
>Felling really fucking good today, I'm gonna do 68 gesture drawings. How are you holding up?
good to hear
> 68
4 x 17?
>how are you holding up
massive hangover and every delivery place is closed today so not that great lol
>>712910500
>hey, still drunk and can't play vidya ? :^)
what?
>>712909116
nnn...
What's a Kik whore u know
>>712892183
ur mum
>>712892183
more
Nodakgirl96b
>>712892183
Only me. But I'm a dude, so....
Kik : cocoricocoricoco
Man who trade cuty girly pics !!
Send first And he send after :p
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>712895004
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Avatarfags get out of my threads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
>>712912317
That's more effort than I'm willing to put in most days.
>>712912755
Go to sleep
Good evening everyone. Hope everyone that celebrates it had a good Thanksgiving today!
>>712912755
just a little too slow....
>>712912846
Illya!
Your current age:
Number of women you've fucked:
>No trolling edition.
>>712903290
Age:32
Women around 125
Tranny girls around 50
And 1 FTM
24
2
>>712903735
>ftm
my man
>>712903735
kys homo
>>712903290
Age: 21
Number of Women fucked: 512
*sigh so many permavirgins on this board and dont know it kek
Secrets / Advice and Vent thread
There is this shy girl that I am interested in.
She never texts first, but will talk for hours if I message her. Including some personal stuff.
Wonder, if there is a way to try to break down the wall preventing her from texting me
What could I do with her? Maybe try bringing up the fact of her not messaging first?
Something similar to this?
"I've noticed that you never seem to text first. Is there any reason why?"
Bump
Never seen one of these at this time, so whatever.
> Have 100GB Truecrypt container with very questionable porn
> including multiple videos of myself masturbating with things in my ass over the last 6 years or smth, also nudez of exes etc.
> fooled around with male friends at age of 10-12
Well..
>>712901928
no, please don't do that cringe overload. Maybe she likes you but is insecure or she's not that into you. There's no set reason for any behavior. Perhaps just say something like "You can always talk to me" which leaves the invitation open, but doesn't put any pressure on her
Pics you shouldn't/want to share
>>712909657
This is danielle doe
>>712909818
>>712909833
>>712909849
Cute as traps 4 u ;)
>>712902622
more please
uncensored pic?
>>712902622
Why is this censored, you dumb cunt?
![1438781009127-0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pJ5RmtI.jpg "1438781009127-0[1].jpg")
>>712902622
Next time, do your job right
![tumblr_nprdz6BEXu1u7vbh3o2_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9i8iPEH.jpg "tumblr_nprdz6BEXu1u7vbh3o2_1280[1].jpg")
Steam Thread Black Friday Edition . Post your ID and wait for kind anon
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Crokat/wishlist
http://steamcommunity.com/id/
Darkknight937
/
>>712904447
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198102934419/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/JackXDCato
No rekt? Come on anons! Rekt thread!
>>712901960
sauce
>>712902532
Found here
>>712902784
video is hard to find apparently, i know its old though. i basically know the source, i just want someone to lend a link to it
Girl you know and fap to
pic related
Livvi
Wanna see more?
>>712906326
Sure
>>712904834
got more?
>>712904834
Blackmailed both of these sluts into blowing me. Still fap to them on the regular
ITT: SLANG AND PICTURES /b/ DOESNT USE ANYMORE:
>''ISHYGDDT''
>''SURE IS SUMMER HERE''
How do I tripcode?
Lol
>>712897910
SAGE
Roodypoo candyass
An hero
Backtraced it
Cyber police
Cringe thread go
>>712904640
post at least 4 pics to start a thread
>>712904640
Lolli
I want to have sex with Mari.
More pussy
Kys faggot
>invited all his children over for Thanksgiving
>not a single one called or showed cause he supports Trump
>set the table hoping they would come anyway
just me and my grand dad. keep us company /b/
>be dying soon
>vote for someone who will fuck up the life of all your grandchildren
>assume they won't be angry at you
Enjoy your dinner.
>>712907301
>what is a timestamp?
>>712907449
>hillary
>pedosatanist globalist warmonger
>trump
>meanie
Politics are not about your feelings, faggot.
timestamp or gtfo
>>712907301
woah how are you 2 gonna finish all that food?
H-happy Thanksgiving Anonymous!
I'm t-thankful that you are still here and w-wonderful just the w-way you are <4
S-so let's get right into cooking a delicious meal together, on this episode of Cooking with Alice!
Sick ass beats
>>712910038
fam my thanksgiving has consisted of stale ritz crackers and a packet of fruit gushers I found from halloween.
hmu with some stuffing or smth I'm starved
please don't even mention food to me right now
Hello! Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm ready.
>>712899681
>>712899681
post individual pics for a great fap
Teach me senpai.
Someone have this video?
>>712899681
greentext story
>>712900411
yes, i do. do you know her?
ROLL FUCKERS. ILL UPDATE IT AS NECESSARY!
>>712903120
roll
>>712903149
im going to keep rolling until i get this
>>712903179
im not joking
>>712903194
fuck
>>712898839
do you think i can be a cute girl
>>712899050
Fuck off
>>712899421
>>712899257
why so mean
i just want cuddles ok
>Search: dog
> No dog thread
Let's fix that
Dog thread!
D'ya like dags?
>>712905602
