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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Cringe thread. Cmon /b/, I want to have to squint to bear the cringe.
>>674413323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AetuFxR-Ytk
19 year old virginfag here, gonna have my first time tonight.
Share your first-time stories, wanna know how bad things could turn out.
Pic unrelated
>>674412029
Bitch was so tight couldn't even fit a finger in. When it finally went in she yelled and cried and that was about it.
>>674412528
Stop dating one-year-olds, Anon.
>>674412029
22 here and still a kissless virgin.
>>674412029
>gonna have my first time tonight
tell me your secrets
>>674412823
She was 16 I was as well. But she was tiny. Like very petite and shit
How do you become a mod on 4chan? I been here since summer of 2015 so I guess you can say I'm a pretty old fag. But now how do I become the user of elevated privilege I deserve to be?
>>674411413
You must sacrifice a goat and post timestamped video of yourself bathing in goat blood. It is the only way.
>>674411865
I can confirm this
>>674412102
Is that pic legit?
>>674411413
Hang out on IRC
If dubs I must get mod privelage
First three words that come to mind.
>>674413365
BIG PHAT ASS
>>674413365
Big wet ass.
>>674413365
shit poop vomit
>>674413365
big copy pasta
>>674413365
slap it hard
Last two digits is the age youll lose your virginity.
lego
>>674413168
Let's see if it can tell the past... If I roll 15, this thread is accurate.
rowling
Its soon im sure
>>674413571
Ah nvm
With all the archeological evidence proving the Bible is correct, and all the geological science showing evidence for Noah's flood, and so many Biblical prophecies coming true, why do you still stubbornly reject the simple fact that the Bible is an authoritative social and scientific work?
Please post once single scientific paper to support your statement
>>674407940
nice cancer bait. you didnt even try to be original.
>>674408349
stop
>archeological evidence
>>674407940
Le Master Troll XD
God is real
Why would you not fuck this bunny?
Because we don't masturbate to kids movies, you sick fuck. Go fuck your animals somewhere else.
>>674411686
>somewhere else
>on /b/
>>674411686
lol k, stay normie newfag
Bump
>>674411518
Because she is for cuddle, not sexual!
b, how do you make a woman fall in love with you ?
Having a lot of money
>>674411949
Trap her in a box. Dont let her out until she loves you.
Don't
>>674411949
Be attractive.
or, optionally, >>674411949
>>674411949
You don't want that trust me, they get clingy as fuck and make your life a misery
What does /b/ smoke? I don't do it often but if I get a pack its definetly new ports
Cigars.
>>674408894
Nothing, because cigarettes are for fucking compliant morons who willingly submit themselves to population control.
>>674409181
And the only remedy for the scourge that they are is to go on the internet and make SURE that they all know that I am not like them, that my mind is truly free and that I am the perfect human being.
>>674409580
This guy gets it.
>>674409181
Lol like I care I like what I do and I do what I like
Hey /b/ros Rate my buddies sloppy ex! None of that soft crap either!
>>674410966
Worst thing I've ever seen.
Kill her
Its a trap!!
Bumpin!
Lets all act nice until someone gets trips.
heres trips now fuck off
I love you faggot
>>674410924
Yeah, Fuck OP!
fuck off op. we just did this thread
Fuck em trips do quints
This guy looks cute & nice at the outside, but he is the devil in human form
He started bullying me this year. I ve always been bullied but he caps it all of! I hate his stupid face, his stupid grin, his stupid voice, his stupid existence!
How can i get rid of him? How can i stop him bullying me?
I need help otherwise i will kil him or me
>also male snitchs thread
8/10
Would fuck immediately!
Have more pics of him?
>>674410452
How about you knock him out and stop being a faggot? The dude like looks like a twiggy fruit loop fairy
kill his pets, skin them and hang the carcasses on his porch
make clothing from the skins and fight him like a true warrior
Grow some balls and knock him out,faggot.
>>674411735
He s always surounded by a group of blokes. He s the stereotypically cool kid
Put your dubs in the bag and nobody gets hurt!
Put the gun down, no one has to get hurt.
Hey! You're white!
>>674412200
you're an hero
>>674412200
Yes I am thanks for noticing. I'll be taking those dubs now, thank you very much.
Here
Dick rate thread. I'll start
>>674411123
10/10 easy
![20160313_184523[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eAmITiY.jpg "20160313_184523[2].jpg")
Okay I want to serious discussion
What would happen if someone raped your sex robot?
>>674410711
it's a robot. i'd throw it out and get a new one if i really couldn't wash the taint off
>>674410913
I mean it simulate being human. Down to blinking breathing walking and talking
>>674410711
Cry, get counseling with robot, take it easy for a few months or years even if it was too traumatic for her to handle. Just give her all my love and ask nothing in return.
I would think they would be law repercussions
>>674410711
Her seldefense.exe would kick in of she detected unauthorized access and she'd discharge 69% of her remaining battery power at high amperage into the offender upon making contact with her.
Kahoot.it
TeacherAnal reporting for dury
Niggerslayer reporting
>>674410310
Damn I was kicked
Man gosling sucks
>>674410422
>>674410933
Check'd
>come home from work
>open door
>see this
>out of condoms
What do?
>condoms
Use a Plastic bag or go anal
Impregnation it is
>>674410075
>implying condoms are neccesary.
I never wear condoms
How can Asian dudes even compete?
They can't.
>>674410778
by transforming into a chick with dick and taking more cocks than female competitors
>>674411497
Top kek.
Okay guys I can't be the only person who's legitimately scared of what will happen if this man becomes out next president. It baffles the fuck out of me that we're even taking this piece of shit remotely seriously.
>>674408369
It is true, you can't be the only person who is completely ignorant.
>>674408537
i read that in Michael Jackson's voice.
HEE HEE.
>>674408369
He is your punishment.
>>674408369
I'm not scared of trump, but I am worried about his followers. But hey, my neighbors know the same rules I do. "Nobody is impressed, everybody is packing, ammo is expensive" so I doubt we're gonna have any problems.
>>674408369
fuck off /b/ you fucking reddit fagxDDDD
post proof that extraterrestrials exist and have visited our planet
Ayyyy lamao
Www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyR3JCf6rRk
