At exactly 3:37 AM, you will be visited by the ghost of Yoshida Matsuro. Her face will be the last thing you see unless you post in this thread.
nigga
>>700380965
Nigger, btw bumped
Faggot
>>700380965
whats with all these threads?
The last pic, gif or webm you fapped to
Let's have a weekend celeb thread.
Yes let's
>>700370673
>>700370815
A horrible body shape.
Guess The Film Thread. Screens @ 22:22.
An easy starter
>>700380132
hint
Rounders
>>700380457
Correct.
Harder.
fap roll
>>700362548
Roll
rolle
roll
s/fur thread
about damn time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW0eAKypuPE
Be honest: would you do it?
Son, I'd keep spinning it until I landed on red
It doesn't specify what you're going to be shot with, so definitely.
>>700384869
this.
>>700384787
Yes.
6 get
how do I get a cooking gf who loves me?
>>700378666
Eggs with onions and hotdogs?
Is that what niggers eat?
>>700378666
checked, also i would it that if it was all i had
>>700378666
she should pan sear those hot dogs next time before putting them in
>>700378666
If you consider that abomination cooking you need to an hero immedietly
ITT: games that defined your childhood
Heroes 3
Doom 1-2
CS 1.6
>>700375510
nice b8 m8
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700378373
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Mankey clam!!!
>>700378861 (Homura)
I like that. It's relaxing in an odd way
>>700378888 (Esdeath)
nothing much enjoying my pizza before hopping back on some video games
>>700379030 (Axel)
Made me groove gj
>>700379302
I guess so.
You won't get home early enough?
>Be me
>Can't stop getting dubs
>>700381022
Check'd
>>700381022
iktf
>>700381022
Holy shit witnessed
If anyone guesses my name I will be sending $100 in BTC
first letter of my name is M
dubs get the second letter, third letter etc.
Bumpity
>>700377920
I can send BTC or PayPal or Steam giftcard. All your choice. :)
Mediocrity?
Mohammed
Why do other countries suck so much?
>inb4 population
>hurr durr china, India, etc with higher population
>>700366714
But the European Union isn't a country
>>700366714
>putting one country against 28 collective ones.
Makes sense.
>>700366714
Wow! The European Union MURDERED the united states!
If your name is here, you get out of /b/ for 2 days.
One name at a time.
Get out, Matt.
Bruce, out.
Simon, get out.
Fuck off frank
George
pictures you saved from other anons and want more of, cont.
who wants more of this slut? talking to her bf on the phone while these were taken
looking for more of this chick
>>700376638
There is something in your closet, anon. It watches while you sleep. Tonight will be the night it gets you, unless you post in this thread.
Bitch do you think I'm scared of some pussy ass monster in my closet? If it wants to fucking fight it should just come out and square the fuck UP. YOU HEAR ME? GET THE FUCK OUT HERE PUSSY.
Bitch do you think I'm scared of some pussy ass monster in my closet? If it wants to fucking fight it should just come out and square the fuck UP. YOU HEAR ME? GET THE FUCK OUT HERE PUSSY.
Joke's on you OP, i don't even have a closet.
Bitch do you think I'm scared of some pussy ass monster in my closet? If it wants to fucking fight it should just come out and square the fuck UP. YOU HEAR ME? GET THE FUCK OUT HERE PUSSY.
>>700373433
posting again from a couple threads ago to ask whether it's worth making a tumblr to post these to?
>>700373709
Why not?
>>700373742
roll
non-pörn webms
>>700368782
>filename
How? Why?
Post picture of sluts 2.0
any interest?
>>700370182
>>700370580
More
Tried online dating for the first time
>take good picture of myself
>write good profile, etc.
>try to talk to a few girls in my area
>barely even get replies, and if, only rejection
>one girl writes me
>says she finds me cute
>we chat a bit
>not the most interesting girl, but better than nothing
>doesn't have a profile pic, just some flower instead
>ask her for pic
>she declines, says she wants to meet up instead
>think she might be a bit ugly, but maybe she's really nice or whatever
>agree to go on a date with her
>ask how to recognize her
>she tells me she's "wearing a red sweatter with a white heart on it. Also, she's a bit chubby"
>meet up
>watch door for her
>suddenly, it's happening
>a gigantic behemoth of a woman enters the café
>my coffee gets pulled toward her due to gravitation
>fuckdat
>run to toilet
>text her that I'm stuck in traffic
>peek outside, she still pulls everything towards her
>text her again that something came up and that I'm not gonna make it
>even ask if she has time the next day, to act interested
>time passes, she won't leave
>occassional peeking reveals she ordered a whole cake
>hours pass, she is at cake nr. 2 right now
>evening, the café is about to close
>she's the last to leave
>30 minutes later, I get out of the toilet
>dude working there is surprized, but really chill once I explain
>go home, play Overwatch
Never gonna do that shit again.
Pic related, closest to her mass that I found
>>700362324
what the hell is that an image of?
>>700363466
I think it's a jellyfish, I was wondering the same thing.
ahahaha well played
>>700363466
A dead whale inflating because of putrefaction gases
![CV [86].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1471/358/1471358547495.jpg "CV [86]")
