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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Interested?
no kill yourself sage
Noone?
>>678422521
What he said
Timestamp and then maybe
Posting porn? On /b/?
What the fuck is wrong with you.
Why are Russian women sexier than American women?
Because inflation you cuck.
Not sure if that's true. I think Russia's "10/10" women may look better than America's "10/10" women
Damn. That's defiantly a 10.
Black girl thread?
>>678420471
>>678420713
>>678420789
>>678420847
Share your darkest secrets /b/
No judgement
I've been fucking my dead best friends girlfriend and taking drugs with her all week
hit me up
>>678419291
If this is real holy fuck.
I accidentally killed my little brother when I was 7. He was 4 and we were playing in the water, I saw him go under and didn't pay much attention to him after that. Until I heard my mom screaming. I can still hear it. Every single night.
I occasionally have problems understanding the concept of reality and once had a three way verbal conversation with myself trying to figure out which part was actually me. Shit gets weird but I honestly feel like I'm not worth the effort it would take someone else to help me so I haven't particularly told anyone that matters to me.
>>678420174
if life has taught me anything, it's that the past brings depression and the future anxiety
think only in the present and you will receivie the blessing of content living
but yeah that is fucked
>>678419291
When I was 23 I fucked several 14 year olds. I was a druggie at the time and it haunts me to this day of it ever catches up with me.
Grab a drink and let's vent.
What's on your mind? What's got you down on a Friday night?
>>678419674
Been at work text fighting with gf while she's at home. Just got home and realized she's been drinking. Asleep in the other room now. Not sure if she's mad, embarrassed, sleepy or blacked out.
Friends invited me to go out to bars tonight around 7, call them at 8:30 and get no answer even though they told me they would leave at 9. I should have gone to where they told me to meet them at, but they never called me back to see if I was actually coming. Oh well.
My girlfriend left me to "just be friends" with my exbest friend whom she cheated on me with, and now they're together all the fucking time and always at the group hangouts which forces me to not go. So basically I have no friends and I'm home alone every weekend.
People call me handsome all the time, and I've overheard girls at work call me cute when they thought I couldn't hear. Yet somehow I've never had a girlfriend, and I've gotten rejected 3 times in one semester.
Too beta to talk to this qt she probably thinks i'm a creep now
Ask a girl who just fucked her boyfriend with a dildo anything.
00000000000000000000
do i sound like a faggot?
00000000000000000000
Did he return the favor and fuck you up the ass as well?
>>678423167
Tits first
>>678423167
Jew with dreads
>>678423167
Why do you choose wear such a filthy hair style? That shit looks like it would be smelly and gross
>took a DNA test
Just cuck my shit up, fam.
where can i do this?
>>678421995
Geno 2.0. It's by far the most accurate one. I got it on sale for $160 with shipping, not sure if the sale is still running.
>>678421995
Take a test online. Results are emailed to you
>>678421809
What's so great about being white?
>>678422313
HAHAHA finally you faggots realize it.
>muh whiteness
A man and his daughter find themselves in the middle of a endless dirt pit and you are there gods dubs can grant them whatever you want them to have enjoy
Status: hungry
>>678422437
You can also make them do things
The dad rapes her and he suicides
>>678422437
Man finds a dog
A graboid tries to kill the daughter.
>>678422437
dads consumes girl, then consumes himself
/b/
would you rather be 6'2 and have a 5 inch dick, or be 5'6 and have an 8 inch dick? Why?
>>678419038
>tfw already am 6'2" with 5 inch dick
>>678419826
would you trade to become 5'6 with an 8 incher?
>>678419952
Nope. Women around here (MT) like taller men. The way I roll is get her off with oral first, then I can be pretty unamazing and they don't even care.
>>678420524
If being tall wasn't an advantage, I guess I would. IDC really
>>678420524
So should a manlet just kill himself at this juncture?
>catalog
>search
>Ylyl
>No Results
Let us fix this!
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>>678422057
I have done most sexual things and nothing excites me anymore that's not illegal.
I am an old woman and need to pleasure myself for health reasons. Please suggest some sort of porn I haven't heard of is edgy enough to make a girl who's done it all wet.
Remove your gall bladder in the bathroom of a Burger King. While wearing a butt plug.
>>678420173
Um, no.. no.. no. Thanks for playing.
>>678419684
Vorephilia
Bestiality
Tentacles
Incest
The usual stuff.
>>678421236
Good try and normally tentacles would SO do it but not tonite. I always called vorephilia dulcette but it's different! Thanks <3
Pegging
death of a dying god https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmi UdHGFQxo
Don't know who that faggot is
Definitely not a god by the looks of him
>>678419990
wow, its fucking nothing
>>678419990
Toby has been dead for a few years now
>>678420596
porque
>>678419990
literally nobody cares
Admit it /b/
Missouri is literally the worst fucking state in America
> Meth capital of the world
> Inbred horse fuckers
> Niggers at every turn
Prove me wrong
Inb4 You fucking can't
Can confirm meth and inbred horse fuckers, but my town only has like 3 niggers
>>678420214
You think Missouri is bad? I raise you Nebraska
Kansas reporting in.
Fuck Misery, they really suck horse balls
if this is meant to be b8 you fail because everyone knows this is fucking true
>>678420214
>>678420548
Cam confirm both of you are out of your league compared to fucking Montana. Holy jumping shit fucks is this state awful
You know the drill, if your name is called, you go to bed.
Goodnight Leo.
If you roll dubs, you must go to bed also.
Goodnight Satan
Good night stan
Night, Nigger
Good night, gus
Good night, Donald Trump
What's your excuse for not having a sex slave?
Also, submission and bondage thread.
>>678420547
That's lame as hell, those handcuffs are going to break the moment she starts to put a little fight.
Here's mine!
>>678420547
God damnit, I got rid of this shit for a reason.
>>678420547
Wish I could find literally anyone willing to actually go through with it.
>>678421607
I'm a 22 years old male with a 17 years old female sex slave.
Ask me anything.
New thread
Lord Stark continues his Siege.
Stark>Lannister the Crag
>>678422028
>Robb Stark, King in the North
>House Stark
>NAP: None
>Allies: Tully
>Perms: Tully
>Bonus: KitN
>>678422028
Siege Lorath
>Aegon VI "Young Griff" Targaryen Song of Rhaegar the Silver Prince and Admiral of the Tyroshi Fleet
>Allies: Pentos
>Dragon (1/1)
>>678422028
Kill Lys, spill neutral disputed lands
>Prince Byam Mott, of Myr
>NAP: Volantis?, Tyrosh
>>678422028
Tully>Surround Pentos, spill pentos blood
>Lord Ichabod Tully, Silvergills
>Allies: Robb Stark, Braavos(+1TMarriage)
>Nap:
>Bonus: FDH(0)
>>678422028
Siege Highgarden (+1)
>King Dagon Greyjoy, Son of the Sea Wind, Lord Reaper of Pyke, Chosen of the Drowned God, Captain of the Iron Fleet, Black Kraken of the Sunset Sea, King of Salt and Rock
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: KoSaR (+1T) R (+1TiSS)
Do you honestly believe in the "Big Bang"? There was absolutely nothing and then in a few trillionths of a second, all the matter and energy in the entire universe suddenly came out of nowhere?
Topkek! Think about it anon, it's so ridiculous.
Why do you keep shitposting this shitpost?
>>678418082
I big banged ur mom
>>678418082
an invisible old man who lives in the sky making the universe in six days is much better
who said there was nothing?
>absolutely nothing
>suddenly came out of nowhere
>few trillionths of a second
>absolutely
>all the matter and energy
>big bang
>believe
>honestly
>Do you
>implying
Dick rate thread!
Get in here /b/.
>screenshot a screenshot of my dick that I sent to a girl
>7.5" long, 6" thick
R8 m8
Rate me.
Just over 6 inches, don't know thickness.
>>678418798
6.5 mane
>>678420184
Can't believe I'm actually posting in a dick rate thread, but that's just over 6 inches? I'm 7.5 but I swear the angle of the photo makes it look bigger than mine.
>>678421534
This is basically straight-on. Might be the thickness, might just be too close, idk.
i had sex 5 mins ago. ama
were the feet cute
How does it feel to be a faggot?
>>678422662
How does your ass feel OP?
>>678422858
says the guy who didn't just fuck a hottie
have you peed yet?
Saw a few people request the full set. Does anyone want?
>>678422041
that is fucking awesome
>>678422156
u like?
>>678421619
I have those same curtains
