Overrated things. All Categories.
>frozen yogurt
>going to the beach
>lobster
>Blade Runner
>>683428505
threads about overrated things
Emma Watson is attractive but looks like she is constantly smelling shit. She's a total do-nothing
>Going to the beach
Skinny McPastypants detected
Agree about blade runner and lobster tho. But frozen yoghurt is dank. Fruit flavours are better than desert flavours. All seafood is beta food
>>683428505
I'll bite.
> In 'n Out
> Whataburger
> Ruth Chris
> Gibson Les Paul guitars
> Tesla motors
> Bugatti
> PatrĂ³n tequila
post ur best greentexts
Comfy wallpaper thread
ill dump more
trump is fucked. and this hasn't even made it into the public's consciousness yet
http://www.redstate.com/sweetie15/2016/04/29/donald-trump-named-lawsuit-alleging-rape-teen-girl/
he's screwed. he's not conservative, he's flip flopping left and right which is something we conservatives hate.
the GOP should purge from the party everyone who voted for trump in the primaries.
>>683425058
>implying that he is losing, top kek
Enjoy Trump being our Emperor
>>683425320
losing what? i love how white trash have no idea how primaries work. if every single person who voted for him in the primaries votes in the general election for him, we're talking like maybe 15% of the vote.
>>683425058
quick question
how much do you get paid to shill on here?
im looking for work and it seems pretty easy
>>683425614
who am i shilling for fool? the teen rape story is not planted by hillary. she doesn't want it to come out either because the guy who pimped for trump's underage woman has ties to bill
oh shit waddup
oh shit waddup
Not this fucking meme again. Kill yourself OP. You fucking cunt.
IT'S DAT BOIIIIII
>>683425897
>>683425900
Dubs says meme is good
Replace a word with nigger in a movie title
>The nigger of wall street
Niggas in da hood
>>683427933
Nigger
Niggers Of The Caribbean
This thread is nigger.
fluffy thread, need the hide the pill comic
>>683424944
where's the abuse?
>>683424944
Gonna post the story I was working on last thread.
>Be a reasonable guy.
>Have a fluffy because cats are assholes and your apartment won't let you get a dog or a ferret or anything you can play with.
>Legal loophole leaves Bio-toys in grey areas for apartment pet rules.
>Aw yissss
>Get to know your little fluff from the day you bring her home from the petshop.
>They really tried to upsell you on the "Customization" options but fuck that. You just got a pet why would you immediately mutilate it?
>Either way she's a sweet little blue earth fluff.
>When you told her that she'd be called "Sky" her eyes turned into dinner plates covered in sweets and joy and fairy farts.
>"Sky!? Am Sky!? Wuv nyu name! Wuv nyu daddeh!"
>Oh, wow you saw the appeal immediately.
>These fucking things are grateful for everything.
>Buy the good oat kibble.
>"Bestest nummies ebry day for fwuffy? Dank yu Daddeh!"
>Get her one of your old pillows to sleep on.
>"Bed smeww wike daddeh! Wub bed!"
>Jesus.
>Your neighbors were boggled by how well behaved she was, even considered getting their own fluffy.
>They did.
>Poor little asshole lasted two months before they threw his ass out into the dumpster.
>Something about sorry poopies in the father's shoes.
>Geeze, kinna harsh.
>Sky stayed an angel though.
>Snuggling your lap when you watch T.V.
>Always using the litter box.
>It legit hurt to drop her off at a fluffy daycare but you needed to take a trip for your job.
>"Buh Buh Sky NEE daddeh! Nee daddeh for pway! Nee Daddeh for dawk times so nu am scawed!"
>"It's ok, Sky. Daddy will be back in just two little days."
>"Two Fowevas!?"
>God, stop being cute and funny you little fluffy heartbreaker.
>You pet your little fluff muffin and hand her off to the smiling lady behind the white counter.
>She struggles, cries a little and reaches out for you as you leave.
>"Don't worry! Everything is gonna be fine!"
>>683425260
Also have you guys seen that one guy posting videos on the booru? He's out of his fucking mind. Actual dialogue with plush ponies for fluffies. I can't handle that shit.
>Everything was most certainly not fine.
>"What the fuck is this?"
>"Your fluffy, sir."
>Oh hell, no. Hell mother fucking no.
>The blue fluff in the carrier looks out it's cage bars at you. You can smell shit from here.
>"That's not my fluffy."
>"Daddeh?"
>"Well, it certainly seems to think so."
>"Do you have my paperwork with you?"
>"Um...we usually just keep all that filed away."
>"Yeah, well UN-file it cause you got a big fucking problem."
>You point into the cage, scaring the blue ball into shitting itself again.
>"My Sky is a blue EARTH fluffy. She also doesn't have a pair of fucking nuts. Y'know. Cause SHE'S A GIRL!"
>"Sir, there is NO need to shout."
>"Stop talking to me and get my fucking paper-work."
>The clerk walks off like you're the dick here.
>Stupid bitch.
>The work trip had been awful.
>Two days of fat, old men screaming about how your generation is ruining what they built.
>Fuckers.
>You were only there to I.T. for their corporate meeting.
>Nothing went wrong until the big boss tried to "customize" the projector.
>Que 2 and half hours of you having "Undo what you screwed up with the settings."
>Nothing but excuses from his ass about how you didn't use a projector he could figure out.
>God, you wanted to mash his eyes into his head.
>...that and just go home to see your little Sky.
>Now here you are at the daycare.
>Being handed a Blue fucking Pegasus with nuts bigger than yours.
>Somebody is about to get their ass chewed to nothing over this.
>>683425311
>The clerk comes back.
>Looking smug.
>That can't be good.
>She reads your name out to you like she's gonna choke on it.
>"Yes, that's me."
>She hands you the sign in sheet.
>Sky
>Blue Pegasus
>Male
>"..."
>You angrily pull the top paper off from it's secondary contact info.
>Only to have it stick in certain spots.
>Whuh...
>You pull a little harder, then flip the papers back over to look where it's stuck.
>Oh, gee. Right where it says "Pegasus" and "male"
>You show this to the clerk.
>"So? What's sticky paper got to do with this?"
>"It's whiteout, you cunt."
>She gets this look of slow, horrifying realization about what she's done.
>"If you're gonna try and finesse someone. How about at least wait until the FUCKING ink dries first!"
>You throw the papers in her face and storm back into the kennels.
>"Sir! Sir, you can't go in there!"
>"I'm getting my fluffy."
>"Sir, you can't just-"
>Stiff arm the bitch.
>"You want me to sue YOU or your company?"
>"Wha-"
>"You're caught red-handed falsifying documents and trying to steal my property so what'll be? Criminal suit for you? Or civil for the daycare? Pick one. Which is something I suggest you do while I check your kennels."
>"..."
>The clerk heads for the back office.
>Good.
>Now you can vomit from the rank ass smell of fluffy shit and piss in these kennels.
>Oh god.
>Do they ever fucking clean these?
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: kill yourself
Syndra claimed
wew lad I go play Overwatch and come back to a lewd thread
>>683423802
/mu/ meme.
claiming Sue
>>683423855
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
I'm sleepy and tired but still here. Minimal lewds pls.
>My mainframe can't handle it
egyptians were black. prove me wrong.
>protip: you can;t
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fayum_mummy_portraits
Just get educated you silly pants
>>683418545
Egyptians had a civilization...
>>683418895
a black civilisation that all the made wite bois stole
>>683419532
yeah we was kangz and shiet
Tits you shouldnt share. Only OC
My fiance...
fb fap thread
hope op of her is still here
ylyl thread time
prepare for pear, banana, desu, and spidermans.
Go banana
>>683412649
lost
>be 21
>be engaged, serious relationship with a woman for 3 years
>gf goes on exchange to europe
>everything seems to be going fine
>suddeny i find out that gf leaves me for a muslim man
>she cuts off all contact then tells me not to contact her again. completely heartless
>feelsbadman.zip
>I helped her with her thesis and I have a good amount of her work saved on my computer
>thinking of posting her thesis all over the internet to get her flagged for plagiarism
if her thesis was plagiarized then her family's savings would be wasted on her and she couldn't get her degree.
wat do /b/?
should i do it for the lulz or just let her be?
she comes from a poor family, and i don't wanna cause her mom grief.
pic unrelated
>>683420446
post it here faggot, or atleast tell me what degree
>>683420532
I want to post on the websites that are checked for plagiarism.
She is doing a bachelor's degree in international business in poland rn
do it lol
I know you aren't my personal army, but what would /b/ do if /b/ had her work info, address, and phone number? She is banging a muslim man that she met at her work.
0-4 you go to heaven
5-9 you go to hell
Dubs you become God
Trips you become Satan
fuck
Satan get pls
Hail
Roll for whatevea
74 Decides what i cut into my leg
can be a word, picture, meme, anything idc
im just really... really bored and dont want to do anything productive
Write "I fuck children"
Draw a dick
>>683425931
Carve op is a fag into your leg
Carve a penis, add pubic hair
dubs must deliver
dont roll if you havent the balls to do it
what about trips
I never got dubs anyway.
>>683418252
trips must do it on both feet
Here goes nothing.
Can I just ask - where did all these rich rappers come from? Like I've never heard of half of these cunts or their shit music but suddenly they're exploding. Talking about their bugattis stacks and drugs.
Who the fuck are these people? Where is the money coming from?
Help
>>683415788
1) congrats you've been sold an image.
2) why does it bother you that they're "rich"?
>>683416078
The fact their rich without really even having a career or popularity until all of a sudden is weird. Something is suss about it
>>683415788
well first we have the jewish music industry picking up the most ghetto weed nigga with a flow, putting him in a studio with great production and beats - voila u have your instant rap sensation
then u have niggas who made it, helping other lower niggas out by giving them a record deal and shiiet
who buys that shit? rich white urban kids who wanna seem gangsta
why do they like it? hollywood jews blast them with the image of the cool gangsta weed nigga on the media
then you have "cultural icons" like kanye who can literally sell their poop for $1000 (shoes, ripped shirts), people will buy it just because it has his name on it
webm thread
Ctrl+F : No 10/10 thread. Lets change that.
>>683414016
she assassinates my peen
>Plays character in GoT
>Stark feminist
>kek
I assume pic not related.
you start, OP
Let's get rolling bitches, but don't get an 8
ROLLZ
Rollerino
r0ll
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