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HEY OLDFAGS, I have a request. See those 3 photos of hanged girls? I need those photos. I know you have them stored in your old email account or that rusty computer.
I can't get them myself because the internet is highly censored now, retards.
If you do, I make a promise. I will never tell anybody about b. But if you fail because you're retards, I will break the rules and tell people about this site. I won't do it, though. I want to keep b to myself. I won't tell anybody. BUT PLEASE DELIVER! DELIVER THE FUCKING PICS, RETARDS!
WHY ARE YOU SUCH MASSIVE FAGGOTS? PLEASE, GIVE ME THE FUCKING PICS!
I'M NOT BREAKING THE RULES. I WANT THE HIGH QUALITY CONTENT!
GIVE ME THE FUCKING PICS, I TOLD YOU THE INTERNET IS CENSORED NOW, THERE'S NO WAY FOR ME TO FIND THEM!
I CAN'T FIND THEM!
Ok, one sec.
I never see a man cry till i see a man die
Dubs has to say "Will you be my girlfriend?" to the last girl they spoke to and post results
here's hoping this is dubs, and OP is female.
I love you, OP.
Grandma said yes!
Chicken butt
>>674367394
this chick has to be a pornstar. name?
well she alredy turned me off before, but actually yesterday she just agreed to go out with me tonight, so what could go wrong...
get em dubs
Cock rate thread? Cock rate itt.
>>674367571
Looks thick. 8.5/10.
>>674367571
10/10
rate?
Rate
>>674369059
4.5/10
Cock r8
>>674368391
6/10
rate?
>>674369005
8/10
>>674369005
pictureforants.jpeg
Oh wait
>>674369005
2/11
>>674369138
why so low?
:(
hey /b/ros anyone wanna start a scary story/picture thread i dont have anything to contribute but whatever post some scary shit
>>674368549
This shit is Nightmare fuel
Nigger Cosby trying to drug you with pills. Red pill he rapes you. Blue pill he zippity zoopizy bippity rapes you. If you refuse any, he knocks you the fuck out and rapes you.
>>674368756
lost
Go to /X/
>>674368933
No u
Scott Pilgrim sets expectations for weeboos like me unrealistically high.
ITT: We discuss what kind of girl Scott Pilgrim could really get.
>>674369001
>>674369001
Ironically, Michael Cera's real life girlfriend looked exactly like Knives Chao, only uglier.
>>674369001
scott pilgrim would fail early in life, and often, and wind up convincing himself he's transgender, transition, still be miserable, figure out he will never be happy, and then kill himself
you probably will too
>>674369147
She's also more talented then him.
Read the box, faggot.
It's a game changer.
Weeboos and losers can now get hot girls...
... for a brief while...
... until they change their minds for no reason...
... or randomly disappear for no reason.
In fact, that's how pretty much all my relationships have been:
>Find a hot girl that doesn't turn me down.
>Date her for a while.
>Date her serious for a while.
>Occasionally talk about moving...
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Kik sluts thread
Sandpancake
Went to a porn casting and was rejected
>>674367206
>Went to a porn casting and was rejected
Post link
Lucyt_xo4
send names to dan_m223 if you don't want them spammed by the thread
mari_emm
Post results
Draw Thread
>lines
>scream into my pussy, fugue
TOOF NO THIS IS A BAD IDEA
>>674369591
>circles>lines
>>674369773
requesting fugue as a futanari witth balls
>>674369773
requestingsf fugue scream into puss puss more thorughly
Stuck in a cave for 3 hours with this.. what do you do ?
>>674367253
make her a bowl of eggs
>>674367411
>>him
>>674367253
idk play some csgo
Tell them how much of a thieving faggot you are for stealing pics from other threads. Fuckin loser get a life kid.
>>674367253
>raep
Who wants to jerk off to pics of my ex?
I might, if you post moar.
>>674367984
ME,POST MOAR OP
choose 1 of each you faggotrons
>tea or coffee
>boxers or briefs
>hard alcohol or beer
>cat or dog
>pc or console
>pepsi or coke
>no boob great ass or great boobs no ass
feel free to add your own options for other people
>>674367332
>tea or coffee
tea
>boxers or briefs
briefs
>hard alcohol or beer
hard alcohol
>cat or dog
cat
>pc or console
pc
>pepsi or coke
coke
>no boob great ass or great boobs no ass
none, cock
>>674367332
>coffee
>boxers
>hard alcohol
>dog
>console
>coke
>great boobs no ass
>>674367519
Me irl
tea
boxer briefs
hard alcohol
dog
pc
coke
ass>boob
coffee, boxers, hard alcohol, dog, pc, coke, great ass
I'm just posting this for myself
>should I play battlefront rn
Should I drink then play battlefront
Should I smoke and play battlefront?
>>674369007
The conch has spoken!
Should I take some bourbon though really
I cut it cold Turkey anon. Uninstalled the game. Deleted all backups and everything.
Stockings & lingerie thread
bumpo
>>674368216
Relevant to my interests...continue
>>674368920
Celebrity Worship Thread/Leaked phone pictures thread?
Remember to post names.
Here is ms Kaley Cuoco
Ariel Winter? Think it's her?
Bella Thorne is nice too
Jeanette macurdy from iCarly
Carla gugino
Elizabeth Berkeley
In class. Dubs decides what I do with this airplane
Do a allah ackbar
set it on fire and throw it at the teacher
Kill yourself faggot
>>674369141
This
>>674369141
Isgood but no dubs
You fall in love you lose
bump
>>674367188
>>674368162
lost, i am far too sensitive
>>674368235
>>674368162
K I already lost
tmw you realize its time to cut people from your life you thought were friends.
just recently had a falling out with several friends and i realize theyre all toxic for me and not doing my life any good. only prob is theyre my core group of friends i hang out with, so if i cut them, i have noone nearby to hang out with anymore. I've been alone before and i can probably handle it, but its fucking depressing plus its hard to make new friends, so who knows when id have a group to hang out with anymore.
Anyone else go through this? How did you cope?
Usually other ppl cut me out from their live, not I cut out 'em. Maybe I am toxic as f, who knows
>>674364498
Had to cut my closest friend years ago, because he was backstabbing me left and right to advance himself socially.
He was flat out lying about me to groups of more popular people trying to get himself included, while destroying what little prospects I had of ever being anything other than shunned. I know this sounds trivial and stupid, but we were 17 and it meant a lot. He was basically my only friend at the time, but I did what I had to do and I was lucky enough to pick up a few friends in the aftermath;...
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>>674364498
yea this sucks especially as an adult.
do you have any oldschool friends who you dont talk to anymore?
you really need at least one person to go out with to leech off of their friends.
Goin through it now bud.
If you want someone to talk to
Skype: pipnetskype
I sort of went through this. This one person that I thought was my friend apparently liked to talk shit about me specifically behind my back to our mutual friends. One day, all chatter from him stops on all channels (facebook, group texts, you name it) and all of thought that he had done something horrible (he is a depressed and suicidal person). Three weeks pass before I get any contact on my end, but the week before he had reopened communications with our two other close mutual friends.
Soon I found out that he had spread rumors that I was an alcoholic and drug abuser....
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allright b/ listen up. I need your advice. I'm planning to kill myself in about 2 weeks. In anticipation for this, I'm planning to buy HCN. However, I don't know where to go about getting it/how to make sure the us gov doesn't intercept my mail thinking im a terrorist. Any advice??
do you even deep web bro?
>>674367252
nah sorry, I aint a pedophile
>>674367350
Now I'm kinda glad you're killing yourself
>>674367400
you want me to kill myself for not being a pedophile? waterfuq??? btw, nice dubs.
>>674367064
anyone got a reputable source or a more effecient method?
Fap or Trap Game!
>>674368225
fap
>>674368225
trap
FAP
>>674368225
fap
>>674368225
Fap
Another Hunger Games thread, same OP.
The rules are the same, first 36 and no duplicates.
Judy Hopps
Sterling Jerins
Mrs. Robinson
Leo DiCaps
El Chapo
