Welp, I did it /b/ros
I told my friend that I love her. And that I wanted to be more than just friends. I sent her my favorite love song and told her it can be our song now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs
What ever happens, you Bros helped me do this. I don't care if she declines or says yes. I just care that I finally did something I've be scared to do for awhile. Thanks guys
holy shit, you went full fucking force bro
'wouldnt it be funny if this was our wedding song?'
creepy as fuck, yo.
You dun fucked m80
>>673053703
me and her are really good friends, we always have been. i think shell like it
>>673053539
end it now fam
Deutschland ! Faden!
Was ging heute so?
Kekse oder Kuchen?
Habt ihr Pflanzen?
Lieber in der Wüste oder Dschungel leben?
>>673042292
>Was ging heute so?
Ich Hasse Andreas.
>Kekse oder Kuchen?
Kekse.
>Habt ihr Pflanzen?
Nein.
>Lieber in der Wüste oder Dschungel leben?
Wüste.
Fick Dich Andreas! Ich bin der König @/b
>>673042747
>Fick Dich Andreas! Ich bin der König @/b
Ziemlich Große Fresse! Ich würde mal lieber kleine Brötchen backen hier!
>>673042292
>Was ging heute so?
Zahnarzt, einkaufen und Fitnessstudio. Wurde im Studio angelächelt :^)
>Kekse oder Kuchen?
Kuchen
>Habt ihr Pflanzen?
Habe ein paar in der Wohnung.
>Lieber in der Wüste oder Dschungel leben?
Wüste
>>673042292
>Was ging heute so?
Nichts besonderes
>Kekse oder Kuchen?
Beides. Am liebsten yellow cake.
>Habt ihr Pflanzen?
Ja
>Lieber in der Wüste oder Dschungel leben?
Wüste natürlich. Im Dschungel gibts kein Öl.
s/fur thread!
no spam edition!
non-porn webms
>>673049064
story?
>>673049064
Thats scary as fuck..
>>673049233
Once upon a time, a bald guy got stuck in a cave. He drowned. The end.
Also, check'd.
s/fur thread
dick free edition
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Remember: If woman can vote, then the country will destroys itself due to liberalism. Stay frosty. Or toasty.
Sanya Claimed~
>>673045714
Neko on the first post!
Claimed.
What's weighing /b/ down? Lets do this.
I feel trapped in my relationship; all she does is look for problems where there are none, complain and nag at me, and start arguments.
But I can't afford to live alone and can't stand the live in a house share again.
This is never what I wanted.
My bf is all I have. I am estranged from my family, and have no more close friends. I'm afraid of being too clingy.
>>673036862
Pic related. I know she still loves me, and it's been almost a year or something since the breakup, but she been playing super hard to get. It's like listen, I know we both want each other, and we are both aware of the amount of pain we both went through when we lost each other, so how about we stop fighting and fuck already?
>>673036862
I fucking wanna stab that lying bitch in the back, but not worth the fucking prison time.
>>673045805
And win the British lottery.
>>673045842
And, win 2016.
>>673045881
AND, WIN LIFE and be successful!
>>673045928
I once had a life. This curse took it.
>>673045971
I must be in the matrix, this is unreal...
they see me
>>673029600
roll
>>673029600
oki
>>673029600
alrighty
>>673029600
mhmhmh
Cringe/Rage thread
>She's pretty qt tbh
>>673030266
yeah would fuck/10
>>673030266
shes cute but huge so would probably only hit that from behind.
Welcome to Exodus, the empire of the sky. The ultimate society, and you can be a part of it.
The rules are simple:
1. Do your job. Those who's purpose is purely to corrode Exodus will be cast into the expanses of the sky.
2. You may reroll once. Please, do not roll until you land the job you want. You may request another position from a judge or councilor. You may reroll again if you are killed.
3. After each post, sign your name and position. Ex: ">John Doe, Head of R&D." If you don't have a job yet, just write your name.
4. The first person to get a job may request to become head of that department. One councilor or two lower judges must approve.
5. Councilors may enact three laws upon being appointed, but the Overseer, three lower judges or two councilors may block it/them. In this case, try again. Judges may enact one.
Jobs:
01-15: Citizen. You may ask the heads of departments for a job, or request a specific one from a councilor.
16-30: Security. Cops may apprehend citizens acting against the interests of Exodus. This includes rebels (however, you don't have to arrest rebels unless they are breaking the law.)
31-45: Military. Do what your commander says. Slaughter the mongrel hordes.
46-60: Research & Development: R&D, work on the technology and science utilized by Exodus. Anything from civilian transport to weapons of mass destruction.
61-75: Hobo. Rob people, terrorize passerby, take a dump on the street. Whatever, you're a hobo. If an officer kills you for doing whatever you were doing, reroll.
76-90: Judge. Decide whether people are guilty or innocent if they have been brought before you. May be promoted by the Overseer or the vote of two councilors.
86-95: Council member. You're an important person. You have political influence, and can do whatever else was specified. You may also order the production of a goods or services from a public deparment (not private companies).
96-99: Entrepreneur. You run your own business. Do what you want with it.
Dubs: Pick your job.
Trips: King.
Quads: Pick or become the king, fire Exodus's great cannon at something, and choose one major event to occur.
Quints+: ????
Reminder: Nothing has been built yet. Departments must construct the buildings they need in order to use what they would provide.
First dubs chooses a flag.
King Get
>>673045245
Heyo just joined up
Reporter:What is 2+2?
Donald Trump answers the question:"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my God, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."
>>673042115
Somebody screen cap this shit.
Basically
>>673042115
This shit was so accurate that I subconsciously read it in his voice
This thread is under rated.
>Let me tell ya, Mexico, by the way, I love Mexico.
That's a quoe.
http://videoze.t(deletssthis)umblr.com/
She can work a cock :D
I'd love to bloww a load in heer ass.
this is the art of suckingg:D.
gooooood
Young but legal!
Bump for girls
Draw Thread
>vidya edition
OP is a faggot.
The things il do to learn to draw porn.
>>673041539
I tapped to this anyways
>>673041628
*fapped
Goddamn autocorrect
Daily TayTay Swizzle thread.
Song Of The Day: Shake It Off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM
TAYTAY VULT
Hey guys
>>673044159
32 seconds is definitely not bad.
s/fur Yet another pussyshot thread because last one was raided by dick posting anon. Give me some quality!
i can see all your threads you know. if this doesn't die ill post in it too
>>673045977
You dont have anything to do?
>>673045977
Just move your bot to trans, sissy or something gay. Thats the real cancer of /b/
ROLL MOTHERFUCKERS
47
Closed
Time to faint
open plz
YLYL
i'll help out by dumping a bunch of shit /b/ro
Rate my cooking :D
(post your own godly creations)
>>673038638
>:D
kill yourself
>>673038638
looks gross
>>673038638
no ketchup/10
So you chopped up a tumour and fried it? Kys, fgt
