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1st three words that come to mind
>>684214101
Dirty clown vagina
>>684214101
Enter with strength
>>684214101
Pussy, Wow! Eyebrows
Slam Piggy Slam
>>684214101
In the pooper
Looking for new wallpapers preferred redheads with good tier tits
i got some with smaller titties too
ill take them
also got debatable red hair lol
This gone b gud.
>Be me
>Be Trucker
>Pull over for the night.
>Be dark
>REAL DARK.
>As in so fucking dark
>B no light.
>At all.
>One other truck thats off
>Dubs decides.
What do?
Pee on his door handles and fap on his windshield.
loosen his lug nuts
Time stamp
>>684212275
Yes that is a truck that drove by next to nav. It is that dark.
>>684211531
there is no way he will know it was you so
this
>>684211830
I haven't seen a single YLYL thread all day, the fuck is wrong with you?
>>684214363
meme molerat
>>684214363
I was just thinking the same thing.
>>684214502
Man thats a shit joke.
And I laughed at it.
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>>684210964
Same difference.
https://a.pomf.cat/lohsux.webm
>>684211086
no
>tmw you get to experience the intense pleasure of your mate muzzle you softly as a call of duty ghost map loading screen plays on the tv
>You stare deep, intently into each others eyes, with a true love connection that only ruining 5000 dollars worth of animal costume gets you
>the lava lamp makes the room red, the black light illuminating the pikachu plushy in the corner...smiling at you as he rubs his paws up your sides
>The games starts on the tv
Get...
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I really dont follow current events closely. So is Lemon or Eisen fucking Demo's boipussy these days?
>be me
>beta stoner pooter who can't respectfully decline
>chick always bombards me and is loud af but tokes good bud and drives me around
>chill with her for good two weeks then she starts being hella aggressive
>she gives me nugies and ungracefully puts me in headlocks and shit so as to get close to her blubbering tits
>seriously throws me around like a ragdoll tho (I am a shrimp
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Kill her with a ball-peen hammer and dump the body in a river at least 50 miles from your home. No one will miss her.
Post the nudes
Don't be a pussy. Smash that crazy pussy
>>684210265
Meh, fuck her first see how it is. If you don't like it drop you balls and let it be known.
>>684210265
Tell her she's a disgusting swine and you're not interested
leaked next gta game
mfw when i can't run gta v and gta vi is almost ready
Fake
>>684211323
Looks like shit
b8 -9000/10
>>684211978
Looks more like watch_dogs
![2016-05-13_22.25.07[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/uXkKjYI.png "2016-05-13_22.25.07[1].png")
Alright /b/ you know the drill
Busy being blown, what
This
How many times do I have to tell you to suck my dick, bitch?
>>684213039
get
>>684213039
shit quick win
Is anyone here a Jew or was raised in a household with strong Jewish values? I'm curious about the religion and what makes it differ from others
I met a "Christian Jew" today.
He was a confused individual.
>>684210029
A devout Christian Muslim is someone I want to meet
>>684209847
I'd be happy to share, how much money do you have on you right now?
>>684210262
That's why I want to quiz a Jew. Why is it that the Jewish culture seems to have a lot of its people in positions to control money or the media?
>>684209847
they have secret treasure and if you catch them they will give it to you.
Female Asshole Thread
bumpy
>>684213705
bump!
So what's all this shit with LeafyisQueer fags shitposting on Evalion's videos?
Also, while we're on it, do you think she's controlled opposition?
There's more dislikes and "kys nazi racist! lol xDD" comments than usual.
>>684210387
Has there ever been an openly red-pilled person who wasn't?
nobody cares fag.
>>684211417
this nigger gets it. She's a fucking kike.
Green Text Thread /b/
I don't have any stories to tell because i'm so fucking omega but I'm sure you guys have a story to tell, any stories welcome
>>684210059
>recently got into loli lurking threads and such
>months of loli images can't get off with normal porn
>i start getting urges of getting real loli pussy
>get a good idea or atleast thats what i think
>everytime i walk from work to my house i see a group of little girls probably 13 or 14
>decide to go and say to them hello...
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>>684210390
Sounding good so far, do Cont
>>684210710
hi
How to backwardsquote:
Step one:
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Step two:
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>>684210710
>(get nervous but fuck it im gonna say it) i say to her sex you need to have sex with me
>girls stay quiet and she says i don't know
>i ask why do you need the money she says i want a new phone
>ok i can help you with that just say yes
>she accepts that easily and we put a price she asked for 7000$ a bit pricey but i think its reasonable
...
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Fucking animals theard amirite
You fucking sicko, dogs fucking is fucking gross....horses though
Brah
<-------- OP
How do u like ur bush???
>How do you like Bush
He did 9/11
>>684214267
HELL NAWW
I like my bush between two towers
Hell yaaa!
HOLY SHIT THAT'S BIG
X-Ray/Lighting Thread [Celebrity Edition]
Please read the second post before making a request.
OP here. I'm gonna do my best to get as many of your requests done as I can. I do have a few
requests of my own though.
1. This particular thread is for x-raying celebrity pics only. Any other submissions will be
ignored. And if your celebrity request is somewhat under the radar, please do us all a favor
and label it with her name.
2. My methods are different than what most call "x-rays". I do not use any kind of a burn
tool, I simply adjust what's already in the picture in order to produce an honest result. I...
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ayyy lmao i do anything
6. You can submit whatever you'd like, but just know that fabrics like thin black or white
shirts work best, as opposed to thick materials or, say, floral prints.
7. Higher resolution pictures make all the difference in the world. If you have a 600x400,
but know there is a 1200X800 out there, you'll have better luck if you grab the better
picture. Anywhere between 1000 and 3000 on either side is ideal.
8. Other contributors/x-rayers are welcome, but please clarify that you are not me with your
work. Good or bad, I don't...
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Will this work?
Just forced my sister to fuck me, and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://url.bz/wincest
pic related
>>684213080
Oh fuck yeah thanks for sharing
>>684213080
omg how did you get this?
>>684213080
id caress her naked body and slide my cock into her sweet tight pussy
>>684213080
from fance and got it quickly,thank you OP!
>>684213080
oh boy porn
Dick rate thread
>>684208285
10/10
>>684208285
9/10 very nice, I had a thread bit ill post here
R8m8s
I have 2 others if interested.
>>684208285
Let me suck pls/10
>>684209105
9/10
>>684209341
8.5/10 lovely balls ;)
>>684209824
Here's another pic. It's from a couple days ago. So I'm a bit hairy
Dubs gets tits. Trips gets to see her suck. Quads gets video of her sucking like a whore.
Anybody interested?
ROLLING FAGGOTS
ok fgts let's try this, I give you my 3 fav movies and you tell me how you think my personality is, then you give your 3 movies, more than 1 can answer a single comment
>>Fight Club
>>A CLockwork Orange
>>Good Will Hunting
You're schizophrenic, enjoy the ol' ultraviolence, and smart?
>>684213175
psycho or very intelligent
>donnie darko
>gladiator
>i saw the devil
>Fight Club
>Jurassic Park
>Fury Road
>>684213175
edgy 15 yo kid with no friends
>American Beauty
>Blade runner
>Dr. Strangelove
>>684214042
You have good taste in movies?
Which celebrity has the sexiest feet?
Emma Stone
Victoria Justice
nikci
>>684213071
