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Waifu claiming thread
Previous: >>692104519
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>3D is almost always
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>claiming yume
>>692113509
No, its an Etsy pic. I do want one though.
Yes, they are adequately staffed. Just another cafe in the group is down a person to give him time off. So my other kitchen guy went over there and Im staying where I am.
>this is mine though
>>692113607
What up
Rory-sama claimed
Best type moon claimed.
Hello
>>692114658
Whops.
i seek money and attention
GET PAID, PUPPER!
>>692082230
GO BROKE YOU GAY ASS FUCKING PUPPER! I SHALL TEMPT FATE!
Get paid pupper
>>692082230
get paid pupper
Get them duckets puppet.
Pics you shouldn't share
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in
>>692106144
how the fuck did she get up there?
>>692106144
this fucktard playing nemo with a spartian helmet and the girl riding his back.... wtf
>>692104855
Keep em coming
>>692106144
HAHA
that fucking surround sound system
You love, you lose.
New thread. Let's go!
>>692107477
God Tier Cringe Thread
Dont mind me just enjoying the thread
Kein morgendlicher Deutschlandfaden? Morgendlicher Deutschlandfaden!
>Habt ihr schon mal Lotto gespielt? Wenn ja, wieviel gewonnen?
>Wie oft geht ihr zum Friseur und wieviel zahlt ihr für einen soliden Schnitt?
>Macht ihr regelmäßig Sport? Wenn ja welchen?
>Wer wird eurer Meinung nach der/die nächste/r Präsident/in der Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika?
>>692102726
>>Habt ihr schon mal Lotto gespielt? Wenn ja, wieviel gewonnen?
nie
>>Wie oft geht ihr zum Friseur und wieviel zahlt ihr für einen soliden Schnitt?
alle 2 monate 10 euro
>>Macht ihr regelmäßig Sport? Wenn ja welchen?
ich radel viel
>>Wer wird eurer Meinung nach der/die nächste/r Präsident/in der Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika?
vermutlich jemand völlig ungeeignetes
>Lotto
Ja, als Kind. Gar nichts
>Friseur
Der gepflegte Mann geht alle 4 Wochen. Das letzte mal 4€ in Tschechien
>Sport
Nein das habe ich nicht nötig
>Präsident
Ich mag beide nicht. Wahrscheinlich wirds Hilary
>Habt ihr schon mal Lotto gespielt? Wenn ja, wieviel gewonnen?
Ja. ~ 150€
>Wie oft geht ihr zum Friseur und wieviel zahlt ihr für einen soliden Schnitt?
Immer wenn es mal wieder nötig ist. Meistens 20€
>Macht ihr regelmäßig Sport? Wenn ja welchen?
Nein.
>Wer wird eurer Meinung nach der/die nächste/r Präsident/in der Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika?
Donald Trump
>>692102726
>>Habt ihr schon mal Lotto gespielt? Wenn ja, wieviel gewonnen?
Hab schon gespielt. Immer nur Kleckerbeträge gewonnen.
>>Wie oft geht ihr zum Friseur und wieviel zahlt ihr für einen soliden Schnitt?
15€
>>Macht ihr regelmäßig Sport? Wenn ja welchen?
nope
>>Wer wird eurer Meinung nach der/die nächste/r Präsident/in der Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika?
Hillary....
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>>692103743
Der Jude hat Trump genauso in seinen gierigen Händen wir Hillary
>wake up at noon
>30 year old NEET
>had accident in sleep which I rolled around in
>grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my best wipe mess from my folds of fat
>tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
>plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs and piss bottles in my room
>waddle downstairs to check GBP board
>wait a minute to catch
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>/r9k/ pls go
>>692057295
You made me feel less bad about my own life for a few moments.
>>692058064
I think you mean >>>/r9k/
>>692058238
Is that an actual game?!?!
YLYL
Steam Summersale thread!
We post our wishlist, the kind rich men of /b/ may buy it
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Jaca66 6/wishlist
Peace
Is there any richfag who will help ex-richfag this summer? I'm going to work from July but right now i'm broke af. Will be glad for any game
http://steamcommunity.com/id/thepanchemik/wishlist
>>692100677
Would love to get a gift of Fallout New Vegas
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198033337904/
>>692101203
It's a single player game, torrent it
Please rish feg get me no mans sky will succ.
Spookmeister ?
????
Profit
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Link9942/wishlist
Anything is appreciated, thanks
Chubby thread
>>692103342
>>692105427
Hnng
Unpopular opinions thread.
Last one 404'd.
Getting brought to America as slaves is hands down the greatest thing to ever happen to black people. I'm dead serious. In fact, I'm basing this with a conversation I had recently with an African man who pointed out to me that American blacks have lives most people in sub-Saharan Africa could only dream of having but take it completely for granted. Had their ancestors simply stayed in western Africa, they'd be living lives like that of the average villager in western African countries--little to no medicine, limited electricity, limited education and in many cases,...
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All the Half Life game and counter strike games are garbage. Overall bad and morons support it; even at the time of release
>>692102436
What is a good game in your opinion?
>>692102685
Although turned to garbage in recent years BF2/2142 had its goodness. (First older game to pop into my head)
people that get sad that we kill animals are faggots
does an alligator cry and start a coalition when he sees another alligator snag a gazelle by its throat and drag it underwater? No.
no rekt thread? rekt thread!
>>692099703
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me...
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>>692100767
Bodies made for sex
Unaware asian websuts exposed for all of us
post more exposed asians
Bump
how about some tabitha?
>>692090298
Yo this is fire! Where can I find the rest of the anonteacher stuff?
this doesn't usually happen
agreed, I haven't learned shibari yet.
>>692098681
That isn't what I meant.
>>692098660
What're you even doing while I'm sitting here building guns?
>>692098786
applications and
>
>>692098786
its to late
end my suffering
Waifu claiming thread
Previous: >>692096760
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>3D is almost always
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>>692104482
Honestly. What the fuck.
Goodnight wonderful*
Claiming best girlie!
fucking weeabos. do you niggers ever sleep?
Miho claimed
>>692103825
Hope i am.
>>692104233
It may come back who knows.
>>692104432
You suck!
Generally creepy images/greentexts. I wanna be terrified of going to sleep tonight, /b/
>>692098296
Goddamn hell hounds
>>692100322
what THE fukc
>>692100322
I FUCKING TOLD MOM THE BOOGYMAN WAS REAL, HORY SHEET
>go on youtube
>search up keemstar
>find his latest videos
>post in the comment section below saying "why the hell did you rape her you fucking asshole!? She was only 10!"
>???
>PROFIT!
Bumping for potential
doing what he does to other people. uhh maybe there's some more clever trickery we could do
also bumping, op finally said something worth paying attention too.
>>692090570
Lol no
bump
Oy vey!
Singles = Jew
Dubs = Nazi
Trips = SS Officer
Quads = Hitler
>>692095782
Jew called?
>>692095782
Ayyy
jew
im jew
Check mein dubs
Drawthread: Pooka Edition
>>692090692
Kute
Not sure if you're in this thread, but does this look better?
>>692089568
>Orangy, post something you did like a year or two ago. I wanna see how you've improved
Here's something I did on 6/28/2015
I'll post something I'm proud of I did just a couple days ago in a sec, too
