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Mittags Deutschlandfaden
Wie würdet ihr reagieren, wenn sich euere Flamme als Trap entpuppt?
Kaffee oder Tee?
Zukunftspläne?
Was würdet ihr nur hier anonym verraten?
Ich muss scheißen bin seit 30 min aufn klo.... Es hört nicht mehr auf...Vor allem tut es richtig weh
>>692118171
>Wie würdet ihr reagieren, wenn sich euere Flamme als Trap entpuppt?
Weg laufen
>Kaffee oder Tee?
Grüner Tee
>Zukunftspläne?
Überleben
>Was würdet ihr nur hier anonym verraten?
Nichts
>>692118387
kekd hart.
>>692118171
>Wie würdet ihr reagieren, wenn sich euere Flamme als Trap entpuppt?
angenommen, es wäre diese
Allahu akbar!
You Boner You Loe
>>692121070
crisis averted
>>692121070
Fuck you op
>.gif
Nope
>>692121070
asswipe
>>692121070
>op is a faggot
666 decides what i do to this mother fucker
rly 666?
hah
also burn
>>692118564
Eat it.
scalp>>692118564
look the fuck after that spiney little nigga and make sure that little thundercunt lives a happy and comfortable life. faggot
>>692118564
oven roast at 350°F for 20 min.
Flip.
Other side for 15 min.
S/fur
Shark week shark ass
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>692111530
YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS
holy fuck yes this is an event I could get behind
Benjin Stark was animated by the night king with one purpose only.
Bring Bran to the wall.
Bran has been touched by the night king and where ever he goes he nullifies the ancient protection magic (as was illustrated with blood raven).
Now the seals will be lifted and the night king can enter Westeros.
Thx Bran!
>>692103871
when was bran touched by the night king? cant even rememebr
>>692104092
In a vision before he got the old tree guy and children of the forest killed. He is grabved on the arm and marked.
>>692104092
"Hold the Door" episode.
Remember all em undeads crashing in? like 3 episodes ago?
>>692104092
In the vision... that's why there were chased out...
Did you even watch?
>>692104092
when he was walking throug the undead army after hold the door
Sluts you know
>>692110798
ur mum
Trap thread, last one died.
>>692112007
>>692112147
>>692112007
both look really cute, more?
cds allowed?
>>692112007
Hey /b/, can you eat a whole pizza? (medium sized, 14")
Just wondering if I'm a fat ass or not, because I can eat a whole pizza with no problems, while some people might pass out after the third slice.
How much pizza can you eat?
yea, easy .. im 6'3 195
i've been doing it for years
no i can barely eat 3 full sized slices anymore. 5'10" 150 pounds.
I used to be able to do that when i was like 15, but now that i'm 25.. it aint happening
>>692105210
Watching your weight or something?
>>692104973
I CAN but I wouldn't really want to, I'd probably be satisfied after 3 slices, then eat another 1 or 2 and save the rest for later, however if I were CHALLENGED to eat the whole thing i could.
I'm talking about the big actual pizzeria pizzas btw not the shitty small pizza chain pizzas
14inch pizza?I don't fuck with anything under 18 faggot,but at 18inches I go ALLLLLL the way
Who?
Fuck man any of them
More of these
Kendall Jenner
Chloe grace moretz
Michelle Keegan
>>692107779
Sophie Turner
Laura Prepon
Eva Green
At least post the template guy.
okay, let's see some poorfagging ongoing.
Steam thead, summer sales hobos rejoign, and start rolling for TES5: Skyrim
Triple Get
Can u give me pls my steam PevRuzer
ez 4 me
Poor fag here, would be sweet to get Steam: kamiloxter
>>692117139
wtf does this mean
>>692117139
http://steamcommunity.com/id/brokefag/
Waifu claiming thread
Previous: >>692104519
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>3D is almost always
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>claiming yume
>>692113509
No, its an Etsy pic. I do want one though.
Yes, they are adequately staffed. Just another cafe in the group is down a person to give him time off. So my other kitchen guy went over there and Im staying where I am.
>this is mine though
>>692113607
What up
Rory-sama claimed
Best type moon claimed.
Hello
>>692114658
Whops.
i seek money and attention
GET PAID, PUPPER!
>>692082230
GO BROKE YOU GAY ASS FUCKING PUPPER! I SHALL TEMPT FATE!
Get paid pupper
>>692082230
get paid pupper
Get them duckets puppet.
Pics you shouldn't share
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in
>>692106144
how the fuck did she get up there?
>>692106144
this fucktard playing nemo with a spartian helmet and the girl riding his back.... wtf
>>692104855
Keep em coming
>>692106144
HAHA
that fucking surround sound system
You love, you lose.
New thread. Let's go!
>>692107477
God Tier Cringe Thread
Dont mind me just enjoying the thread
Kein morgendlicher Deutschlandfaden? Morgendlicher Deutschlandfaden!
>Habt ihr schon mal Lotto gespielt? Wenn ja, wieviel gewonnen?
>Wie oft geht ihr zum Friseur und wieviel zahlt ihr für einen soliden Schnitt?
>Macht ihr regelmäßig Sport? Wenn ja welchen?
>Wer wird eurer Meinung nach der/die nächste/r Präsident/in der Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika?
>>692102726
>>Habt ihr schon mal Lotto gespielt? Wenn ja, wieviel gewonnen?
nie
>>Wie oft geht ihr zum Friseur und wieviel zahlt ihr für einen soliden Schnitt?
alle 2 monate 10 euro
>>Macht ihr regelmäßig Sport? Wenn ja welchen?
ich radel viel
>>Wer wird eurer Meinung nach der/die nächste/r Präsident/in der Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika?
vermutlich jemand völlig ungeeignetes
>Lotto
Ja, als Kind. Gar nichts
>Friseur
Der gepflegte Mann geht alle 4 Wochen. Das letzte mal 4€ in Tschechien
>Sport
Nein das habe ich nicht nötig
>Präsident
Ich mag beide nicht. Wahrscheinlich wirds Hilary
>Habt ihr schon mal Lotto gespielt? Wenn ja, wieviel gewonnen?
Ja. ~ 150€
>Wie oft geht ihr zum Friseur und wieviel zahlt ihr für einen soliden Schnitt?
Immer wenn es mal wieder nötig ist. Meistens 20€
>Macht ihr regelmäßig Sport? Wenn ja welchen?
Nein.
>Wer wird eurer Meinung nach der/die nächste/r Präsident/in der Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika?
Donald Trump
>>692102726
>>Habt ihr schon mal Lotto gespielt? Wenn ja, wieviel gewonnen?
Hab schon gespielt. Immer nur Kleckerbeträge gewonnen.
>>Wie oft geht ihr zum Friseur und wieviel zahlt ihr für einen soliden Schnitt?
15€
>>Macht ihr regelmäßig Sport? Wenn ja welchen?
nope
>>Wer wird eurer Meinung nach der/die nächste/r Präsident/in der Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika?
Hillary....
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>>692103743
Der Jude hat Trump genauso in seinen gierigen Händen wir Hillary
>wake up at noon
>30 year old NEET
>had accident in sleep which I rolled around in
>grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my best wipe mess from my folds of fat
>tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
>plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs and piss bottles in my room
>waddle downstairs to check GBP board
>wait a minute to catch
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>/r9k/ pls go
>>692057295
You made me feel less bad about my own life for a few moments.
>>692058064
I think you mean >>>/r9k/
>>692058238
Is that an actual game?!?!
YLYL
Steam Summersale thread!
We post our wishlist, the kind rich men of /b/ may buy it
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Jaca66 6/wishlist
Peace
Is there any richfag who will help ex-richfag this summer? I'm going to work from July but right now i'm broke af. Will be glad for any game
http://steamcommunity.com/id/thepanchemik/wishlist
>>692100677
Would love to get a gift of Fallout New Vegas
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198033337904/
>>692101203
It's a single player game, torrent it
Please rish feg get me no mans sky will succ.
Spookmeister ?
????
Profit
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Link9942/wishlist
Anything is appreciated, thanks
Chubby thread
>>692103342
>>692105427
Hnng
