Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Bing bing, Bang!
>Posst fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvCmtHDDuu0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo7wl5fEWec
Hello
Last claim for now, heading out for a bit. Later everybody
HALT!!! There are reports of Jews in this area. Show us your singles to prove you're not a filthy kike.....
Dubs: Jew
Trips: Rabbi
Quads: Member of Hitlers inner circle.
Guten tag... I swear I'm not a jew...
Mein Führer
>>692116661
Ich is German
>>692116661
Sieg Heil
Tell me your secrets, /b/
I jerk off at work every day.
>>692109003
My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car
>>692109089
bitch, you got the order all wrong
I'm in a "relationship" with a 14-year-old. I'm 27. It's complicated.
>was extended breastfed by friend's Mom for several years without my Mom finding out.
>a few days after I graduated from high school, she took my virginity and we fucked like rabbits casually for about three months when she was moving away to spend time with her son and help him through college.
>last time I fucked her, she said she'd have something to remember me by and put my hand to her stomach.
>the kid in question is 10 years old, and it's a son.
>friend has no fucking clue and we're still pretty close.
>two months ago I see her for the first time in person and she gives me the cold shoulder about everything.
>find out she's breastfeeding him just like she did with me
>I still nut to me nursing from her tits.
There's more to the story, but that's the footnotes.
Mittags Deutschlandfaden
Wie würdet ihr reagieren, wenn sich euere Flamme als Trap entpuppt?
Kaffee oder Tee?
Zukunftspläne?
Was würdet ihr nur hier anonym verraten?
Ich muss scheißen bin seit 30 min aufn klo.... Es hört nicht mehr auf...Vor allem tut es richtig weh
>>692118171
>Wie würdet ihr reagieren, wenn sich euere Flamme als Trap entpuppt?
Weg laufen
>Kaffee oder Tee?
Grüner Tee
>Zukunftspläne?
Überleben
>Was würdet ihr nur hier anonym verraten?
Nichts
>>692118387
kekd hart.
>>692118171
>Wie würdet ihr reagieren, wenn sich euere Flamme als Trap entpuppt?
angenommen, es wäre diese
You Boner You Loe
>>692121070
crisis averted
>>692121070
Fuck you op
>.gif
Nope
>>692121070
asswipe
666 decides what i do to this mother fucker
rly 666?
hah
also burn
>>692118564
Eat it.
scalp>>692118564
look the fuck after that spiney little nigga and make sure that little thundercunt lives a happy and comfortable life. faggot
S/fur
Shark week shark ass
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>692111530
YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS
Benjin Stark was animated by the night king with one purpose only.
Bring Bran to the wall.
Bran has been touched by the night king and where ever he goes he nullifies the ancient protection magic (as was illustrated with blood raven).
Now the seals will be lifted and the night king can enter Westeros.
Thx Bran!
>>692103871
when was bran touched by the night king? cant even rememebr
>>692104092
In a vision before he got the old tree guy and children of the forest killed. He is grabved on the arm and marked.
>>692104092
"Hold the Door" episode.
Remember all em undeads crashing in? like 3 episodes ago?
>>692104092
In the vision... that's why there were chased out...
Did you even watch?
Sluts you know
>>692110798
ur mum
Trap thread, last one died.
>>692112147
>>692112007
both look really cute, more?
cds allowed?
Hey /b/, can you eat a whole pizza? (medium sized, 14")
Just wondering if I'm a fat ass or not, because I can eat a whole pizza with no problems, while some people might pass out after the third slice.
How much pizza can you eat?
yea, easy .. im 6'3 195
i've been doing it for years
no i can barely eat 3 full sized slices anymore. 5'10" 150 pounds.
I used to be able to do that when i was like 15, but now that i'm 25.. it aint happening
>>692105210
Watching your weight or something?
>>692104973
I CAN but I wouldn't really want to, I'd probably be satisfied after 3 slices, then eat another 1 or 2 and save the rest for later, however if I were CHALLENGED to eat the whole thing i could.
I'm talking about the big actual pizzeria pizzas btw not the shitty small pizza chain pizzas
Who?
Fuck man any of them
More of these
Kendall Jenner
Chloe grace moretz
Michelle Keegan
>>692107779
Sophie Turner
Laura Prepon
Eva Green
okay, let's see some poorfagging ongoing.
Steam thead, summer sales hobos rejoign, and start rolling for TES5: Skyrim
Triple Get
Can u give me pls my steam PevRuzer
ez 4 me
Poor fag here, would be sweet to get Steam: kamiloxter
>>692117139
wtf does this mean
Waifu claiming thread
Previous: >>692104519
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>3D is almost always trash
>Don't question my existence
>Most importantly, have fun!
>claiming yume
>>692113509
No, its an Etsy pic. I do want one though.
Yes, they are adequately staffed. Just another cafe in the group is down a person to give him time off. So my other kitchen guy went over there and Im staying where I am.
>this is mine though
>>692113607
What up
Rory-sama claimed
Best type moon claimed.
Hello
i seek money and attention
GET PAID, PUPPER!
>>692082230
GO BROKE YOU GAY ASS FUCKING PUPPER! I SHALL TEMPT FATE!
Get paid pupper
>>692082230
get paid pupper
Pics you shouldn't share
cont from >>692090548
in
>>692106144
how the fuck did she get up there?
>>692106144
this fucktard playing nemo with a spartian helmet and the girl riding his back.... wtf
>>692104855
Keep em coming
You love, you lose.
New thread. Let's go!
God Tier Cringe Thread
Dont mind me just enjoying the thread
Kein morgendlicher Deutschlandfaden? Morgendlicher Deutschlandfaden!
>Habt ihr schon mal Lotto gespielt? Wenn ja, wieviel gewonnen?
>Wie oft geht ihr zum Friseur und wieviel zahlt ihr für einen soliden Schnitt?
>Macht ihr regelmäßig Sport? Wenn ja welchen?
>Wer wird eurer Meinung nach der/die nächste/r Präsident/in der Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika?
>>692102726
>>Habt ihr schon mal Lotto gespielt? Wenn ja, wieviel gewonnen?
nie
>>Wie oft geht ihr zum Friseur und wieviel zahlt ihr für einen soliden Schnitt?
alle 2 monate 10 euro
>>Macht ihr regelmäßig Sport? Wenn ja welchen?
ich radel viel
>>Wer wird eurer Meinung nach der/die nächste/r Präsident/in der Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika?
vermutlich jemand völlig ungeeignetes
>Lotto
Ja, als Kind. Gar nichts
>Friseur
Der gepflegte Mann geht alle 4 Wochen. Das letzte mal 4€ in Tschechien
>Sport
Nein das habe ich nicht nötig
>Präsident
Ich mag beide nicht. Wahrscheinlich wirds Hilary
>Habt ihr schon mal Lotto gespielt? Wenn ja, wieviel gewonnen?
Ja. ~ 150€
>Wie oft geht ihr zum Friseur und wieviel zahlt ihr für einen soliden Schnitt?
Immer wenn es mal wieder nötig ist. Meistens 20€
>Macht ihr regelmäßig Sport? Wenn ja welchen?
Nein.
>Wer wird eurer Meinung nach der/die nächste/r Präsident/in der Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika?
Donald Trump
>>692102726
>>Habt ihr schon mal Lotto gespielt? Wenn ja, wieviel gewonnen?
Hab schon gespielt. Immer nur Kleckerbeträge gewonnen.
>>Wie oft geht ihr zum Friseur und wieviel zahlt ihr für einen soliden Schnitt?
15€
>>Macht ihr regelmäßig Sport? Wenn ja welchen?
nope
>>Wer wird eurer Meinung nach der/die nächste/r Präsident/in der Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika?
Hillary. Dafür wird die Lobby schon sorgen.
>wake up at noon
>30 year old NEET
>had accident in sleep which I rolled around in
>grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my best wipe mess from my folds of fat
>tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
>plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs and piss bottles in my room
>waddle downstairs to check GBP board
>wait a minute to catch my breath before I look
>just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce!
>legs buckle under own weight
>roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera
>"mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!"
>she turns to me with the most disgusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up
>"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you"
>she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my obese, putrid, feces and semen covered body
>she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink
>I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down
>have my crayons and Power Rangers coloring book to occupy me while I wait
>the tendies are finally done and she puts them on my plate
>she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate
>I can't let these tendies go to waste, so I eat them along with the vomit
>"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy, thanks mummy"
>do my best to muster a smile but the rows of decaying teeth only disgust mummy further
>high-chair finally breaks from my heft
>causes me to have another accident
>mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy
>mfw
>/r9k/ pls go
>>692057295
You made me feel less bad about my own life for a few moments.
>>692058064
I think you mean >>>/r9k/
