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Hey /b/
My fiancé went to Vegas for the weekend for her Bachelorette party and they have a no phone rule. Should I be worried?
Pic related
>>710451639
>lazy eye
>letting women have rules.
She's probably sucking a dick full of whip cream right now my dude so you may as well post those tits.
>>710452100
Idk I just don't think she'd do that. I mean we've talked about a 3way but only with another girl
>>710451639
you fucking cuck.
>bachelorette party
>vegas
you really expect her not to "let loose with her girlfriends" and suck some random whipped cream covered dick? post tits m8. it's over.
>>710452266
Dude.... never mind. Fuck it. Best of luck to you and her!
Describe your life in a single image.
>>710449377
>>710449377
>>710449377
ITT;
Hillary will be your next president, merifats. are you upset?
>>710439468
Rise up and revolt.
>>710439468
Rise up and revolt.
>>710439468
bumping with hillary.
I will not wute for her because her penis is 3 small.
>mfw amerifats actually think the powers that be will allow trump to become president
Did somebody say fluffy bread?
>>710437258
yes
>>710437258
No, but you should continue by posting more than one image. That way it doesn't 404 in 30 seconds.
>faggot posts "reply to this post or..." without looking at >>710438046
ONTARIO CANADA THREAD
>>710444572
905 whitby
windsor fag reporting in
>>710444969
post em
bump w/ oc
>>710444969
oshawa here
So, /b/, why do you think doing some fuck-stupid shit with email is worse than raping people?
He didn't rape anyone,
He likes to grab girls by the pussy.
For fucksake my GIRLFRIEND likes to grab girls by the pussy.
I like to grab them by the pussy.
And if your male, you wish you could grab a girl by the pussy
It wasn't a "few emails"
It was TREASON.
Do you understand what TREASON is?
Fuck how is Hillary even a consideration. She committed TREASON.
Who has he raped?
>>710446301
Cause Hillary wants putin to grab her by the pussy and start ww3
>>710446301
She also murdered someone.
He was a white cis het male, tho
>>710446301
Admitting being entirely corrupt and have entirely zero respect for ethics and standing for nothing is worse then conveniently being accused of sexual misconduct with no evidence worth noting just before an election to me personally.
Secrets thread
Not sure if I'm addicted to the chase, or fucking the girls.
i find adult females completely sexually unapealling
I don't give a fuck about my family
>>710437986
The Chase is a good show.
>>710437986
As I get older, I find myself being attracted to older women. I'm 25. I'm now finding women from 55 up into their 60s very sexy.
Makes getting older not seem that bad.
Sexting thread.
Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic (tits pic if femanon)
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke
Post pics of conversation.
>last female you spoke to
>on /b
>>710441721
Roll
Let's go nihga
Rolling
Rolling
![received_1814416812172617[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n0g0pyY.jpg "received_1814416812172617[1].jpg")
Trips decides what I say to this fish-faced freak. Will post updates when I get them
Rape my anal cavity with your solidified pussy discharge
LUL
Trystero
Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
Hey how was your day?
Wew lads
Do not look directly at this or you will become cancerous from the high levels of sketchmic radiation
>And have the darker one choking the racoon looking one
>And have him ejaculating
>Oh and give the dark one a dumb hat
>Fuck no I ain't paying $20 for that
I can't sleep so ylyl
Anyone
YLYL - Only shit you've lost to edition
Sorry kid, already immune :)
Celeb thread
Someone please help I'm so fucking horny for celebs
Smirkfu bestfu
OP why did you post your refrigerator?
Trap thread - ill start, its me.
Coward, show ass or spide-thread.
>>710437298
You have Kik? :)
Deleted those pics after last night's thread
>>710437298
But i like my opinion =[
s/fur
Requesting more horses if possible. I'll keep image dumping.
Draw Thread
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
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bump
>>710439619
Thanks
>>710440566
T-that's because it's like a pearl. I-I said don't t-touch it..
ok who has the hard-on for tord and keeps making him the op
>>710443523
I do.
>>710443523
dunno, but they work fast.
Faster than i can grab nips, even.
28 names my kitten
kitten
>>710444669
gentoo
dexter
>>710444669
black lives dont matter
Its name is "yesterday's kitten that was already named"
Random pics
the weirder and memer the better
>>710444421
Source: Brandon Rogers on Youtube
40 yo woman here :) My teenage son prefers to spend all his weekends inside gaming, how do I encourage him to do other things?
Tits or gtfo
>>710440928
Is this the best b8 you can come up with? Posting on a board where gaming is popular pretending to be a 40 year old woman? At least try to be believable, this is just sad
>>710440928
You know the drill. Take it off.
>>710441181
y u hef to be mad
You have to start fucking him.
fb fap cont
want either of them?
anyone want milfs?
