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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>be you
>mom opens basement door
>"anon, someone's up here to see you. you're about to get laid, anon..."
>you reply with "holy autism, mom! who?"
>your mom says "roll and find out, faggot"
WHO DARES TO ROLL?
Find out who's waiting for you...
Would let Bill Murray
rol
Roll
rul
Rollin for gorilla dick
s/fur
>>704966144
not trying to be jerk but how in the world you get aroused by stuff like this?
There was a time when meadow, grove, and stream,
The earth, and every common sight,
To me did seem
Apparell'd in celestial light,
The glory and the freshness of a dream.
It is not now as it hath been of yore;
Turn wheresoe'er I may,
By night or day,
The things which I have seen I now can see no more.
hakase thread
>>704964568
Which is kinda ironic cause I browse BestGore daily... Those guys are experts at exposing reality, and pretty cool guys actually
who let katia out of his cage?
>>704964766
what kind of fucking degenerate subhuman draws these
Have you ever been banned? why?
>>704961489
replying to a teen thread
For literally no fucking reason. it was bullshit
I actually just finished a month-long ban, like, today. A few hours ago, to be exact. It was because I posted a picture of a guy fucking a dead cat. The cat looked like it had been submerged in some kind of liquid like water for a very long time because most of its fur was completely gone and its skin was slimy and gray. He used mayo as lube.
I didn't think I would get banned for that because I saw like three other guys post it before me and they were fine. I posted it, however, and got banned after like 5 minutes.
Bitch, what the fuck?
Anyway, apparently...
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For posting a jap girl 18+, but with a tiny slim body with no boobs at all, and shaved pussy.
>>704961489
Yes. For telling a mod on /tg/ to go fuck himself.
Three week ban.
State your job, salary and age
Chef at Wendy's
$8.75/hour
37 years old
Sad
Janitor
25/HR
Age 25
Maaco auto body
$17.00/hr
22
>>704958790
>newfags will fall for this
Student with part time job
€ 12.5/hour
21 years old
Deutscher Draht
Fortsetzung
Fragen:
Welche Hobbys habt ihr, was macht ihr in eurer Freizeit?
NEET, in Ausbildung/Schüler/Student oder arbeitend?
Welche Sprachen sprecht ihr?
Welche Länder würdet ihr gerne besuchen?
Bessere Fragen stellt ihr.
Reportiere ein.
anwesend
>20 Jahre alt
Shishan ist mein einziges Hobby abgesehen von Fitness. Gehe ungerne in Nachtklubs, genieße lieber einen ruhigen Abend mit Gleichgesinnten vor einer Pfeife.
Studiere Jura im 3. Semester und es ist verdammt langweilig.
Ich spreche Deutsch, Englisch und Russisch fast fließend.
Traumziel ist Australien.
Wie beschäftigt ihr euch wenn euch langweilig ist? Habt ihr ne Freundin? Lebt ihr alleine/bei den Eltern/in einer WG? Wie alt seid ihr?
>>704957974
>Wie beschäftigt ihr euch wenn euch langweilig ist?
Ich mische mir meist Cocktails und schaue Filme oder surfe im Internet
>Habt ihr ne Freundin?
Nein. Bin der BordellAnon von eben
Lebt ihr alleine/bei den Eltern/in einer WG?
Lebe alleine in einer Stadtwohnung. Ist eine Maisonette-Wohnung.
Wie alt seid ihr?
33
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, WE GOT REPORTS OF ILLEGAL DUBS ACTIVITY IN THIS VICINITY! Present proof of your singles, and you can move along.
Dub lives matter!
Kill the pigs, fight the powah!
What about trips officer?
Sup faggot
just passing through officer
I'm posting dubs. Catch me if you can!
Post girls u know and anons say what they would do to them. Replies get replies
>>704956608
Lift up her skirt and slap her ass to start
>>704956266
I'll put the whole team on her
>>704956709
Black men gangbang
>>704957081
I want those legs wrapped around me while I lick her pussy clean. Moar?
Post the last image you saved.
This will be my first shemale fap. I need a little advise /b/
Any cute trap to introduce me?
>>704957544
lola can be sexy at times, i love seeing her toes curl while she cums in her chastity cage
>>704957993
sissy amy is my favorite though
>>704957544
Wait what? So which is it? shemales or traps? They are not the same at all.
this is a shemale.
And im a trap lol
>>704958271
face on it or no go like the fuck this is trap fetish not beheading fetish
Pics you shouldn't share thread
Ex
>>704965522
moar?
>>704965522
>>704965583
What would you do if you were put in this situation?
>>704950613
Dicks
>>704950613
Very silly
>>704951296
Gods will be done
>>704950613
Well done! Kekd!
R34 bread
I am a pedo. Come on roast me. Also if someone rolls trips ITT I will kill myself on cam.
>>704962236
nothin wrong with snatching kids
>>704962236
rollin for an hero.
>>704962236
kys faggot
Do you work at domino's? Because your cheese pizza sucks
>>704962411
ugh so close but yet so far
i just want to post porn, rate the vids
New loli thread
Bump
Am I still banned?
>>704955654
Yes you are
>>704955654
How to unban yourself:
1. Kys
2. Restart router
3. ???
4. Profit!!!
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>704937699
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Calamity-masu'd
Leaving for a little
>>704954746
>Rem
The pats have made me feel better. Now I'm just laying in bed.
>books nose
>
>>704955286
>*boops
Thanks autocorrect
S/fur
>>704963861
Morning
Trying out coloured names.
>>704963966
the dark blue is hard to read
Americunts, please listen.
Don't make a stupid decision when the vote comes.
Yes, Hilary might be stupid, but her policies are good.
Trump however is stupid AND has bad policies.
The entire world is seeing this as your IQ test, and as you're always known as the most retarded country, please prove us all wrong.
Not voting is a win for the reason you have a shit education system and no free healthcare
>>704959324
why settle for the left but or the right nut when you can have the Johnson?™
>>704959324
Name one of Trump's "bad" policies.
>>704959324
Brace yourself for the sheep bleating 'cuuuuck'!
It's a lost cause.
If America basically runs the world and is a country of retards, what does that make your country?
>>704959509
Frustrated.
Got a leaked source account
For the next 5 hours
Shoot me some emails/usernames
Lets see what we can find.
RoodyPoo
>>704959401
email: cup.cake.cutie@hotmail.com
username: lianne_11
hash: E38AD214943DAAD1D64C102FAEC29DE4AFE9DA3D
Real_Password: password1
>>704959565
email: chadsgurl@HOTMAIL.COM
username: damntiredofthebullshit
hash: 62CB98E60A737AB98F0950D4A003349DD1497BF9
Real_Password: lolajade07
