passed out girls?
Diamonds. My dick. Just. Moar. Now.
Itt girls with eyes closed
>>679612226
Now this is a thread!
>>679612226
Potential
NEUER DEUTSCHER FADEN
Guten Morgen
Wie läuft das Leben bei euch
Was beschäftigt euch zur Zeit
Habt oder hatet ihr ne Freundin? Seit ihr zufriden mit ihr?
Welche strange musik hört ihr insgeheim?
Insert random picture
>>679607549
Hau ab du Opfer
chuj z niemcami
https://soundcloud.com/calauercalau/fragmatekk-alaa-alaa-1
zu früh das ganze
Roommate stories.
Tell us why your roommate is/was a total dumbass.
>>679616220
I got a CL roommate in his 60's who can't cook anything but microwave food. Every time he tries to make actual food, it's a disaster
>Be yesterday afternoon
>asleep since I work nights
>wake up, smell smoke
>go check to make sure house isn't burning down
>so much smoke, can barely see
>dumbass roommate has huge fan set up on kitchen counter, blowing smoke around the house
>no windows open, just spreading smoke around
wtfareyoudoing.tif
>"french fries got away from me"
>dumbass cooks french fries in skillet
>has attention span of a housefly
>leaves pan on full heat to go check craigslist for stupid shit
>utterly obsessed with looking at shit on craigslist
God damn it, I hate him so much sometimes...
>>679617084
I got more of him:
>Thinks he's going to be a handyman
>always bragging to the neighbors about how he used to fix up houses
>between 7 or 12 houses, depending on who he's talking to, I guess
>has absolutely no talent or skill at fixing/building anything
>doesn't know basic carpentry skills, like sanding anything
>rough-cut boards held together with those shitty self-tapping screws used for metal
>he uses self-tapping screws for everything, small threads pull out of stuff all the damn time
>shelves literally falling off the walls, because self-tappers pulled out of the drywall, and he didn't bother finding a stud.
>now he thinks people are going to pay for him to fuck up their homes...
>>679617974
>Works part-time now as a nurse
>used to work full time, but got laid off
>still perceived as a medical professional
>doesn't use soap to wash the dishes
>Doesn't wash the backs of plates at all
>just a nasty sponge and tepid water
>I finally broke down and bought my own damn plates, because I'm sick of having to rewash all of his shit. I hope he poisons himself.
i wake up and my roommate is just in my room
....all the time
Fuck a trap is gay?
>>679605201
Extremely
>>679605201
Not if the penis is effeminate.
Not at all
The gayest
s/fur
What's better for writing multiplayer browser games, Java or HTML5?
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
anyone got hermies
>>679610010
faggot
>>679610185
yes
Waifu thread
>early baked edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Early claim then.
Miho claimed
>>679622318
Just kidding >Hugs
Shinoa claim
Lets get a webm thread going
Where is everyone?
>>679620312
only on 4chan
Need to fill my general webm folder. Ive got plenty of rekt.
I'm currently an Obstetrics and Gynecology resident. Ask me stuff and I will do my best to answer.
what happens if you shove a baseball bat covered in fire ants in there?
have you heard of any patients having an orgasmic birth? How is that not your intended specialty.
>>679606880
I've only heard of one patient having that and she was quite old, so the imagery was unpleasant.
Wtf is going on in that pic?
FB thread 5!
>>679618572
keep posting bro
HELLO! THIS IS NOT A JOKE! WHOEVER ROLLS TRIPS AND SAYS THEIR WISH IN THIS THREAD WINS THEIR TRUE DESIRE!
HURRY! THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE WILL BE GONE SOON!
DON'T MISS OUT
no more jews pls
no more niggers pls
>>679611396
roll
Bow to me
>>679615662
You only wish noob.
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2ez
>>679615662
>>679615791
What filthy peasants
>>679615662
Check this
ARIZONA RECAP THREAD
Why
I hope someone saved this shit. I don't even regret wasting my night like this.
Well I had a grand fucking time, I don't know about you fags.
>>679617677
>G-G-G-G-GUYS DO Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU SEE A FACE IN DERE TOO?!
Waifu thread
>staying up edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>hey are you awake? Wake up!
Rory claimed
>>679615197
kagami claimed!!
Mami claimed
Going off, been on here for 16 hours straight.
See you later guys
Duke Loli Thread the Third
Pokemon box 2.
Previous thread:
>>679609869
Requests welcome.
Asian grill thread
OC
Cont'd from >>679562411
>>679591841
more anon, she's hot
celeb fap
Ask the ball
>>679605414
Is she going to answer my messages ?
should i ask a question?>>679605414
can it be a dumb question?>>679606034
will my ex every have sex with me again
Hey /b/ros. What was her name and what did she say that that crushed you?
>Amber
>I never loved you. You were just a project. I'm moving out tonight.
A week before I was going to propose. I was just waiting on the ring. It took me five years, gallons of gin and a week in detox to get over her
Fuck it OP at least you moved on.
>>679591980
dude thats fucked up glad you got over it
>>679591980
It's not what she said. It's what she didn't say
Show us your story thread
post the template you triple nigger
>>679579970
Since OPs a fag
heres template
>>679580204
If he's a triple nigger, then I don't know what you are. Reverse Image search dumbass
![halbmensch[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1460/791/1460791866680.jpg "halbmensch[1]")
