Alright you fucking plebs
Medicalfag reporting to answer any questions you have.
Go ahead.
>>681940761
Go eat a dick
How high is the chance that after i die i will be resurrected as a trash can?
>>681940761
Any medical reason as to why you're a faggot?
>>681941130
Very likely. But you already live in a trashcan. Why not aim higher, like a toilet.
Hungover af and have to work tonight. What's the best way to cure a hangover fast?
Kill yourself faggot and gtfo my /b/
>>681960515
drink a beer and a bottle of water
Multivitamin before you go to bed and a glass of water. Then 3 BC powders in the morning along with another vitamin and glass of water.
>>681960693
Alcohol drains essential vitamins and fluids from your cells.
Can /b/ count to 5 for nudes of my ex girlfriend?
1
>>681959473
No, no we can't.
TRAP
32
Quebec
Salut
There was a good thread last night.
>>681952857
Yeah tons of hot chicks and nudes. Nice to chat with people near me.
Si tu vas faire un thread, il faut poster.
hey /b, does this make me gay?
Also beautiful traps thread.
>>681952296
Yes
Yes faggot
>>681952485
>>681953652
Insecure closeted faggots
>>681953868
faggot
s/fur
Off for a bit to go fill out some applications See you later folks.
How high are the chances to get laid at a con?
Ugh. I just looked up my best friend from high school on facebook. He's living it up in an exotic country with his beautiful wife, doing what he loves for a living, and I'm... oh god I'm on fucking /b/ complaining about it. I work in a shitty dead end job and I'm messed up from drug abuse.
We had the same starting line. We had the same fucking starting line. We just went in different directions and I lost. I fucking lost man.
>>681954739
Go on...
>>681954739
Sucks for you
>>681954739
The finishing line is the same for everyone too.
:(
pictureswap.org thread. Post your winds.
this.
Anxiety management thread.
I can't handle it. I'm so fucking sick of feeling like this daily.
I've tried working out. I've tried all these bullshit supplements. I've tried therapy. I've tried eating healthy. I've tried it all.
And I'm still a fucking mess
>>681954086
Do something liberating
No joke, shit on the floor (washroom) and mush the shit with your hands. It's so fucking primal it'll snap you back the reality
Just make sure no one's home or that you have time to clean the mess without anyone finding out
I find drugs help.. just do them all :)
>>681954086
i know how you feel.
but you have to figure out where it starts..
once i figured it out for me i could control my feeling of anxiety whenever it would come flouding back.
don't know how really but i simply gained the skill to keep my head cool.
knowing why your head acts the way it does was step 1 for me.
My girlfriend never wants to have sex - I mean never.
Yesterday I made a comment about how she constantly rejects me and she responded with "I'm not going to say yes to a pig." followed by silence, followed by "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."
I feel really butthurt and I don't even want to sleep in the same bed as her anymore.
The constant rejection is killing me and this comment made things even worse in my books.
What do?
break up with her, seriously.
Sex isn't everything, but it's definately something, and if it matters to you you're not a prick for breaking up with her. Also what the fuck don't let anyone talk to you that way.n
>>681960705
Agreed. Find a girl who doesn't berate you.
>>681960431
>implying you need permission
>>681960431
Leave her OP, she obviously doesn't care about you...you could talk to her about why she doesn't and ask her if she cares abot you anymore because of the pig thing,
rekt thread
>>681937757
that's what vegetables do to you
Is that genuinely David Gest?
>>681938873
If soo.. Wtf happen lol? Thought he OD on coke n pills or something
ITT we be nice to each other until someone gets trips
>>681953368
Moar of her...
So how's it going my friendly /b/retherin
Good day to you, sir.
>>681953434
I'm sorry my good sir, that's all I have in my possession at the moment
God-tier porn sites?
None of the obvious big name tubes allowed. If you're not a true porn connoisseur gtfo
My go-tos:
>drtuber.com
semi well known but doesnt get enough cred for the amount of HD scenes they have
>pron.tv
Literally google of porn. If you know the scene you want or a specific star or jav.code it will find it in HD in 99% of cases. Also "random HD" button delivers HQ scenes for a quick fap
>beeg.com
Perfect if you don't care about watching full scenes (has 10 min clips) but want HD and don't care about some specific star or scene. Also great interface/design
>reddit nsfw/nsfw_gif
My goto for finding some great scenes name to then locate elsewhere
>redhub.co
plenty of complete HD scenes
>spankbang.com
Pretty good tube with many full scenes
>>681961311
fluffies
>>681956612
Yes.... feed me!
giusy prestigiacomo
>>681953399
That's a pretty nice ass.
>>681954083
>>681953751
her face
I'm an alcoholic who drinks about a litre of scotch/vodka a day. AMA.
i write books to support my alcohol, tobacco, and dmt addictions.
>know the feel bra
>>681952162
Cheers
Do you have pets?
How old are you?
How long have u been an alcohol
Are you a functioning alcoholic?
>>681952632
No pets.
37.
I've been drinking heavily since I was about 16, got worse last couple of years.
Borderline. I mean I get up and go to work everyday but I'm functioning at about 20% capacity while at work cos of the hangover.
>>681952487
How much do you drink?
What order?
1 then 2. nothing else matters
>>681959907
Looks good to me
Too many. U should put numbers on top. 0 n 9 should be a dude or all of them. To roll
>>681959907
Save the best for last.
6,7,8,4,3,5,2,1
God-tier Bodys only
and GTFO with ur stupid ass fetish
u weird ass motherfucker
>>681953846
>God-tier
>looks like a ten year old boy
>>681953957
>looks like a ten year old boy
Sorry will try and find a fat thread for you to enjoy.
>>681953846
Moar ass pls
>>681954013
>>>681953957 (You) #
>>looks like a ten year old boy
>Sorry will try and find a fat thread for you to enjoy.
I really love the Souls games even 2 and Bloodborne.
Lorefags are annoying.
>>681953963
Wait do people not like Bloodborne? I thought it was awesome. A little shaky mechanically, but so was the first couple Souls games... Just needs refinement.
Yo, I'm considering getting the new PS4 only to play Bloodborne at 60fps
>>681954025
Bloodborne is perfect
>>681954091
This is the only reason I have a PS4. It's a dedicated Bloodborne machine.
ITT: Women unhappy, surprised or nervous about their current sexual experience. Bonus points if they're in a slight bit of pain. Yes, I know it's not real and I don't care. I'll start with the first few. Thanks b.