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REPUBLICANS : A friendly reminder to you.
If you are planning on voting Republican, and you make less than seven figures yearly, you are the modern day equivalent to the House Nigger from the times of black slavery.
Except for one thing : you still have to pay for youre own housing and food.
So, in fact, you are even worse off than the House Nigger was, and you are actively advocating for your lifestyle to continue.
Again, just a friendly reminder.
>>673929380
Thanks for the heads up
>>673929538
your welcome, figured i ought to let the generation know, with primaries coming up tomorrow and all
>>673929380
Fuck off. I work for my middle class lifestyle you government mooching faggot. You should be fucking thanking me for paying for your medical assistance and snap benefits.
>>673929974
yes, thank you house nigger for reporting in with a friendly message of youre own. i'm sure we're all very thankful, and very proud of your great achievements in paying less taxes than hard working citizens in every other civilized country in the world
>>673929974
>middle class
You're a fucking worker like everyone else
Yeah just like the title says. Share some mom son hentai stuff here.
Lurkin
im in
Why were people freaking out over this? Haven't people ever heard of generally speaking? I'm not even a Bernie supporter but it's obvious to me that people can't find a genuine reason to hate him.
>>673928902
Maybe because its a false statement ? And the cuck obviously only said it to win more nigger votes
Because they don't have any actual arguments against the guy so they are forced to quotemine him out of context to have something to be outraged about.
Because it's incorrect, and blindingly racist. And from the party that claims to unify.
In that case, definitely. He was saying, you don't know what it's like to be a poor, black person in the ghetto. He was painting an image. Not all "generally speaking" things are okay though. Intent is key.
>>673928902
because making generalized statements about an entire racial group is racist, and Bernie Sanders outed himself as an SJW.
This is continued of the story of how I, the autist obsessed with The Sound of Music, became the leader of a neo nazi gang. Some of you faggots have lurked long enough and may remember me, some of you won't. Maybe someone will post the archive from the first thread. I dunno, I just need to tell these stories here for you /b/ros.
>Be me
>A month or two ago
>Been awhile since the events of previous greentext, much has changed
>Became much more in
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>mongoloids
>mongs
where were you based op? i was in a skinhead gang in california in the early 00's but moved away for work and pretty much gave that lifestyle up, still keep in touch with some of them on facebook but most of them ended up in prison now or are addicted to meth
still waiting nerd
Inb4 sage
Asslick bread. Some. Anons don't like it? How is it possible. Lick girls ass is the best !
>if you like to receive, you re gay
PART II
i like it but my gf don't
>>673924423
What she says about?
>>673924423
She thinks that licking her pussy or ass is disgusting.I did it once when she was very drunk but she stopped me after few seconds. Also it is strange that she doesn't have a problem with giving me a bj.
>>673925454
fucking dump that weirdo
>>673925454
maybe she dont want u to taste another dick
feels thread, my parents are abusive, i have no friends, nothing to live for... i really need this guys, you were the people that got me through my toughest times, but I don't know if i can make it out this time
>>673933380
Bump
Is there a chance to get together with a girl even if she tells you that she just wants to stay friends, nothing more?
>>673933380
kill self
Doin' cock tributes, pic related
Cock tribute this OC
Do you tribute guys?
>>673930135
please
fap or nap thread
1 3 4 5 7 9 0 sleep
2 6 8 fap
>dubs reroll
>trips fap to gay shit.
>quads 2 weeks without fap
rollz
Ruling
wazza
>>673930330
Rawling
rollerino
Hi /b/
I need your advice. I'm fat and I'm going tomorrow to the pool. (swimming lesson)
How should I behave so that people did not pay attention to me?
HELP
are you even trying?
>>673928924
pools closed due to aids
>>673929205
newfag
>>673928924
don't act weird. act like you're a normal dude. lie to yourself. I guarantee it'll be fine. own your fat ass dude.
>>673929205
IMG NOT RELATED
How did you stop drinking?
General addiction thread I guess.
>>673930995
Just stopped.
Ohh and started doing oxy
>>673930995
cannabis.
no joke.
>>673931289
Not looking to replace it with another thing, also in Canada they stopped making those I hear..
>>673931393
Smoked hard from grade 8 till about grade 10, had to quite cause anxiety, that's why I started drinking. Now the only time I can blaze is while drunk. But I live being high. Nasty cycle
I need help too. I drink like every fuccking day.
Alright faggots.
**ASK A PLUMBER ANYTHING**
If you ask the right question you may get some very interesting greentexts.
Be inventive for great justice.
>>673929830
Where do you live
>>673929830
Plumber tell us the strangest moments you have had.
kanker
>>673929830
are u gay
How many dicks have you sucked on the job?
cock r8
>>673925472
nice cook would suck
Jewed/10
>>673926486
Jesus christ, who gives a fuck? And are you implying you wouldn't deep throat that thing?
>>673926996
Exactly 8 out of ten!
Sweet meat
9/11
you know what to do
rollan
getting quads
Roll
keep rawling
ill roll
fall in love you lose v2 - new op
>>673932869
Yeah I know, should be v3
>>673932869
it's like, she WANTS us to look at her tits
Celeb Thread
bump
Gays are an abomination. Can you control your ethnicity? no. Can you control where you stick your cock? yes. Choices, and gays are choosing to sin and disobey God. Discuss..
>>673926120
Looks like you're a closet gay. Too scared to come out?
>>673926120
how far in the closet are u
So is it ok if you like cock but just can't get laid?
>God
Oh I see, your mommy told you that gays are evil so they must be.
Learn to think for yourself sheeple, it's not gonna matter where you put your cock when you're in the ground.
>>673926660
Not Op but I'm sure he wants you to repress it also.
>be me
>just get home from work
>can smell my neighbor smoking weed on his padio
>call the police
>mfw they haul him off in cuffs
>>673928132
Kys
Wait until he gets out. He's gonna fuck your shit up.
>>673928132
Faggot
>>673928132
snitches get stitches
I bet your neighbor can spell "patio" you degenerate fuck.
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD
Want me to cock your sluts /b/?
>>673930598
op here please
this please
>>673930598
Do her please OP
fluffy thread abuse
needs mo' poopie
1/3
2/3
ahego
3/3
