The mighty Hydra has invaded and you, anon, are our only hope of defeating it.
Even singles are peasants and are devoured by the Hydra. The final digit gets added to the Hydra's HP.
Odd singles are peasants, but live to see another day.
Dubs are brave knights. The last two digits are subtracted from the Hydra's HP.
Trips are Kings. Deals sum of last three digits plus 25 damage.
Quads are the God King. User's choice to reduce Hydra to 150HP or raise it to 2500HP.
00 Servants of the Hydra. Adds 100 HP.
000 are false kings. 25 damage to Hydra.
Satanic trips add 666 to Hydra's HP.
123 and 321 subtract that amount from Hydra's HP.
Hydra begins at 1000 HP.
Hydra will win if HP reaches 3000 OR devours 100 peasants.
Anon, are you bad enough dudes to fight the Hydra?
Guess anon is not man enough...
>>704626943
Can we slay the beast?!
We need knights, but alas, all we have are wizards.
shadoobie
asscock
s/fur
>>704624315
more armored ladies required
>>704623518
I don't know. I've been around for like a month.
>>704623584
Doesn't matter. You?
Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please. Please.
is it #OmegaTime in the shrine today?
>>704626787
Looks like the answer is no. How dreadful.
How will things go with my girlfriend?
~fred
bump
Request thread !
Post a pic of a girl and other people request pics and poses they would like of her... If you have it than share!
No rolling, no dubs, just post
>>704620462
Close up of spread pussy?
>>704620462
diddling herself/ getting fucked
Be brave! Find out your fortune! I, the creator of the anoninator shall roll first! Witness the greatness!
>>704625648
roll
>>704625648
OP here. fml. that backfired. Anyway, OP is life.
Let's see what you fucks get
>>704625648
alright lets roll the dice.
>>704625648
roll
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>704620580
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
claim
hi my doods
>>704627186
oh I totally get it. I was late to the anime party myself, but I'm older than you probably so I've had a few years still. I don't watch a ton, honestly, but I do watch some.
damn. that's a pretty subby score. I'm sure we could find a way to have fun regardless though~
>>704627284
you better believe it!
>>704627479
jacky boy!
New New Nostalgia celeb thread.
Whatever. It's the GOOD celeb thread.
1. What race are you?
2. What race of women do you find the most attractive?
hispanic....hispanic.
don't believe in cross breeding with other fags
>>704622263
You're a product of cross breeding Pablo.
Latin
Arab Girls/Latinas
>>704622104
>1. White
>2. Asian
I know. I'm a cliche.
Another Cuck thread, post pics of ur girl and others say what you would do to them
>>704624175
>ur girl
This is not "ur girl". You're a lonely teenage retard who jerks off to facebook photos. You're a loser, kid. You know it. I know it. And if the girl in this picture has ever had the misfortune of meeting you, she knows it, too. Fuck off with this cringe.
Wwyd fags
>>704624175
make out with her and pull that top down to reveil her big titties, bend her over the sink and fuck her from behind while handling those big tits, after a blow a load in her make her clean my cock off with her mouth. then let the boys in
Fuck her up, /b/
Trips decide the threads we all make on /pol/ to take over their catalog.
1. save the pic i post below this post
2. make copy so you can post it on /pol/
3. pick one of these greentexts or write one
4. ???
4. ANNOY THEM AND PROFIT
>>704616233
roll
>>704616233
rollerino tino
new new new celefap
>>704624406
let's just start our right
FB fap bread
virgin thread
1. age
2. why you're a virgin
>19
>I don't try because school and band take up too much time
i aint no virgin cuz im alpha as fuck
1. 30
2. because is my sign
>17
>i only care about weed and money
Bigger.
Faster.
Smarter.
Stronger.
The black man. Every white bois worst nightmare. You can't even compete.
>>704621107
>Smarter
1/10 for making me reply
Lol, way to inb4 with smarter. They were bludgeoning you pretty good with it the other day when you forgot to mention it. Probably should use 'Wealthier,' or in your case, 'Richer' next time too.
Who wants to play a game?
rawl
>>704622930
>Mac
You Dumb Nigger, Also check em
Why not.
delete it instead
Drawthread
>>704621297
Nice Loli guro
>>704619043
time to shave
draw this girl giving someone a blowjob
>>704621432
>you tellin' me your dick vibrates?
is..isn't that normal?.
Its time to drive the scourge of evil from our lands.
Yes it is
Hunger Games Thread
Post thy 24 tributes
Jack's Oven
qt3.14
Gay
Laura Bodewig
Thread is quite lacking, I wonder how long it takes the others to get here.
YLYL God Tier Edition.
Just found this beauty convo
https://www.facebook com/photo.php?fbid=103576270041038&set=a.103576286707703.1073741826.100011659952985&type=3&theater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nk6QhItt2g
https://youtu.be/ly8Tu-UlT5w
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>704608277
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Michiru 10/10 top waifu.
As always.
>>704619752
not really. I am openly trying to drink myself to death. although I wouldn't expect you to know this.
>>704620074
it's a pretty silly thing that happens with tripcodes sometimes. an old friend of mine helped me years ago with it so I still have the symbol saved.
very nice trip.
>>704620437
I don't have any set posting time, because I don't stay in these threads very long usually. this is the longest stretch I've posted. when I stop having a reason to post I wait a while and then close the tab, generally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlccSXuSRuU
