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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Name our band, /b/.
>>675012685
And guess which one's me.
ur the nigger
Asian fags
OPs Gay Friends
WE USHERIN' IN A NEW AGE - DEAL WITH IT SONY PONIES!
Girls you shouldnt share or ones you saved.
>>675014357
>>675014577
>>675014802
Are the straight men of /b/ really unfuckable losers? Let's take a poll.
I'll start. Reply with your own answers.
Age?
27
Have you been kissed?
Yes.
Are you a virgin (we'll count blowjobs, anal, handjobs etc with men or women as sex here)?
No.
Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Yes.
How many girls have you fucked?
6
Straight men only, please.
>>675014893
17
Yes
Yes
Yes
0
Cuz why not
26
Yes
No
Yes
5
>>675015173
b&
>>675014893
19
Yes
No
Yes
1
Honestly I got incredibly lucky anything even happened at all
>>675014893
20
yes
no
yes
12
>>675014893
>25
>yes
>no
>yes
>2
loli
Loli 4 lyf
Dubs gets moar nudes
Trips gets her fuck vid
/roll !!
Op will surely deliver
I have arrived
>>675016530
deliver
Dubs are here
Ways to cope with the overwhelming loneliness?
>>675012508
the noose
>>675012645
TOP KEK
>>675012645
Can you provide me diagrams on how to tie and how high to jump from to ensure death?
Hobbies. Alcohol. Online relationships. Videogames. Books. Excessive sleep so you can dream. Youtube playlists on social skills / style skills / confidence tips. Eating better (I mean, you're lonely, why not at least stop being fat). A few long-term goals as well as several short term goals.
Suicide anon
ask a guy who likes to be blackmailed and humiliated in his sisters panties anything
>>675011211
Ever think about being put into chastity?
>>675011562
not really, only if someone told me to
>>675011701
Shove things up your butt?
>>675011794
ya but only small things, heres a really bad pic of a pen up my butt
>>675012075
Favorite pair of her panties? Do you want to be able to shove larger thing into your butt?
Rate me /b/
1/10
>>675007451
what's this from?
It's a SJW doing gods work.
>>675008010
It's from a protest where Sanders supporters are shouting back and forth at Trump supporters. Trump supporter asks "What makes Trump like Hitler?"
Then the guy in the picture is like "Ha, are you fucking kidding me?" Then he went on go explain mass deportation and stuff.
Trump supporters took his as he didn't have a reason.
Just political bullshit. Yay for my side kind of crap. If a Trump supporter said Sander's was like Stalin and the exact same...
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Sauce ??
Maximum win inside !
Faptiem
>>675011988
>>675012203
Man fuck yeah thank you dude
The only one I had was low res and mostly clothed
You save these or is this your woman?
>>675012203
>>675012402
Great legs and feet and super cute face
I'm saving all of these
>>675012375
I work with this married slut. I have over 10 gigs content. Been banging for a year and a half.
dubs decide the title for my next song
I Kill Niggers
Check Out These Dubs
>>675015423
Rectum Damn Near Killed 'Em
pathetic
>>675015423
smegma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgi JJpPTqg0
>Wow, Ethan. Hypocritical moves, fuck off, dissapointed in you.
I think H3H3 stepped over the line on this one. Calling out the Leafster wasn't cool, especially since Ethan clearly makes the same type of satirical humor web videos.
The fact that Ethan feels the need to even call out Leafy, just shows how fucking delusional he has become with his youtube popularity.
He dont need a fucking police officer of youtube to call out every little thing others do..
Ethan was clearly
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we*
Alright, Leafy
>>675012703
G8 b8 m8!
>>675012703
Who are you to judge the self appointed SJW internet police?
>>675012992
How about instead of making a joke out of my opinion, you come up with an intelligent argument of your own.
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://flyto.us/wincest
pic related
>>675017131
hot i came on my chair
>>675017131
NSA here this is hot.
>>675017131
Damn....
>>675017131
So glad my mom found me watching this
>>675017131
Figured out how to unlock it!!!! Was easy
Island adventure time, faggots. I'm drunk and I hate my life.
You're on a deserted (as far as you know) island.
Around you, you find:
-A tree and 6 coconuts
-Some sticks and stones on the beach
-A ring of rocks that seem as though they would make a good fire pit
-A patch of disturbed sand.
Dubs decides what you do first (I may take some singles at the very start.)
Rules:
-You only control the guy. "Build a boat" is fine, but "a boat appears" is not.
-Only the first dubs after each image will be counted.
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>>675014353
Make loss with the rocks
>>675014353
Make a raft with the rocks
>>675014353
Make totally radical coconut armor
>>675014353
you craft a computer out of the rocks and browse memes on hugelol
>>675014353
Dig in the sand
Can we get a wallpaper thread going? Haven't seen one in a while
>extra points for dual monitor wallpapers
Dubs decide what I send to two faggot friends and a bi girl
How about you fucking kill yourself? Checkem
Wanna get together and fuck each other? Lets not be shy about this it would be awesome
>>675013570
Im voting for trump
>>675013570
>if unifag
Hey, I ain't givin no spoilers but tomorrow, all i'm sayin is click click bang bang
>>675014371
roll
Looking for some new chilled stoner music. Dont want to ask the pretentious fags over on /mu. No rap pls keep it chill AF.
stfu fag, go listen to eminem
>>675002981
flying lotus
nujabes
lapalux
boards of canada
nightmares on wax
tycho
pretty lights
rené schier
the fucked up beat
goreshit
odaxelagnia
bloody vomit bukkake
akamushi
loli battle machine
onomatopeee
ecchi-chan
rorikiller
>>675003296
David Firth's music of choice.
Also,
Because
Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds
Within you without you
Hotline Miami OST - Divide
>>675003923
>David Firth's music of choice.
elaborate
Hey /b/, storytime
>be me
>10 year old
>in school, math class
>got pretty good grades around those days
>hot teacher tells me to sit with the "cool kid"
>he's pretty fucking bad at maths
>i'm kind of friend with him (he is a very close friend to my best friend) so I agree
>several minutes pass,
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>>675009498
Bump
>>675009498
Keep going
>>675009498
Type faster you little faggit
>>675009498
TYPE FASTER OP
fb fap continued
continuing from last thread. anyone want moar?
>>675014839
mmm yes. Moar!
Love cumming to her
ITT: Your name is said: you go to bed.
>>675011602
Jeff
OP
Go to bed,faggots.
Brady
Wait that's my name, fuck
>>675012730
/thread
dsafdsfdsaf
That was fast.
kay bbl
>>675012463
bet ur a nambla supporter
>>675012232
>it was a terrible experience for him
Pfft.
That is pretty funny. He should have stuck through so that he could have 3000 hours and be stuck at mid 4k.
Maybe he would rather you play with him.
tell me more
>>675012601
>wanna touch labias
dom no
you have a penis
I've seen it
