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Secrets Thread.
Post your secrets here. You are completely anonymouse.
>>767986878
mem fanger car frond
I once got invited to a party where some celebrities were there and a Nickelodeon celebrity flashed her tits to everyone. She was drunk as hell
I fart
I'm a girl.
When I do coke I put on a Victoria secret thong and download grindr
Fb ig social thread 5
>>767988706
blonde
ITT - girls you know who plain/ugly/not conventionally attractive, but you'd still fuck
I had a lot of fun with this last night. Share your plain Janes and Butterfaces
>>767985711
Knowing how to dress and groom oneself really does help some women a lot. I'd mount that iso OP.
Rules:
post a pic and a number
whoever rolls that number gets that request or closest to it.
>>767987950
ffwf
wife
4, 7
>>767987950
pussy
7
loli
What are your honest opinions about Adolf Hitler? Also, pics thread.
If Hitler was Aryan...
>>767989218
Intentions and ideas were good, but the execution and the holocaust were poor decisions. Especially the invading of Belgium without Britains concent was a bad idea, since it pulled Britain to the war.
>>767989973
He loved chocolate... do you think he dreamed about fine chocolates?
hitler was the only father many of you noobs will ever know, R I P MR ROGERS. GG
celeb
>>767987620
roll people roll
rolling
roll
roll
Reeee
Let's see...
help me /b/
so i keep my weed in a safe
its electric with batteries that can be accessed on the inside
i went to smoke a bowl today
that batteries are dead
theres a key hole on the front to unlock but i list the key (pic related)
i tried to pick the lock for like an hour with no luck
what should i do?
You should leave your dad's safe alone.
>>767987778
thread
>>767987641
Get a firemans axe and go at it bud
>>767987778
its mine faggot
>>767987641
You're going to want a largest crowbar you can get and a drill.
gonna want to try to pry the door and get it to bow out in several places. Should be pretty easy given there's already a gap.
How to get big dick.
I've been gaining weight steadily since I was 18, 7 years ago. Going into college I was around 145lbs, I'm currently 185lbs. The other week I fucked the first girl since my longterm gf back in college.
I always knew I didn't have the biggest dick around, but when i fucked this girl I could just tell she wanted more dick. Afterwards she admitted that she would have liked if I had more cock to give her and that she didn't cum at all.
Is it true that by losing weight you can grow your cock? Or is it just that by losing
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>>767979751
An hero, maybe?
>>767979751
If you're overweight you're already lacking your potential testosterone. And yes, being fat will make your dick appear shorter because it's hiding behind the extra padding in your man pouch. So yes, both.
Lose weight, get healthier and it'll all be better.
Get really good at oral sex.
>>767979751
Hahahahahaha dicklet detected. You'll never please a woman! Kek
>>767980549
implying anyone chooses how big their dick is
Roast me
bump
>>767978290
too horny for /b love
>>767978290
rather spitroast your asshole on my cock
>>767978290
you like like a female globglogabgalab
post your fucking feet, tits, and asshole you worthless cunt, otherwise you're just some dude trying to make a mean screenshot to send her.
![14282296[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/8aGV1PB.gif "14282296[1].gif")
Ladies
Does pinching your nipples turn you on, or has porn lied to me
>>767982916
my wife pinches hers if I don't pinch them for her while we're fucking
pic related
>>767982916
it depends on the girl OP
>>767983235
you sir are a lucky man
>>767982916
I've had a few girlfriends who did this when we fucked, my wife does when Im eating her out. I think it depends on the person and mood
>>767983327
thanks anon, have another
All Black Men are Kings. All white boys are slaves.
Ok nigger, let me reexplain your one job, KEEP AT LEAST 4 of the normalization threads on /b/ at one time. AT LEAST FOUR (4)!! Do your FUCKING JOB!
>>767967436
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>>767976144
>>767975651
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>>767981645
$10,000 USD Reward
Vicious sexual attack on 52-year-old woman in Kew Gardens Hills, Queens.
>800-577-TIPS
Photo related.
21-year-old suspect, Ronald Williams
Sissy slut wanting pics of BBC
Kik: hornydoggie8527
Team threads? You guys got any of these, got a good laugh and remembered how many the were
I love these. Have a bump.
I'm too lazy to look anything up, sooo BUMP
>>767983878
Lurking
this is related to one of those
>>767983878
fuck I made a bunch of these ages ago, would love to post them but my old pc got smashed to bits and thrown into the bathtub by my now ex gf, I still don't know the reason why. fuck I should just say I don't have em anymore, sorry anon. but have a bump.
Guys my thread died
post more then
>>767984010
I mean like, it hit the limit
>>767983973
Snapchat? I’ll give you mine
It got deleted right? I could only save this one,
>>767983973
what make u want to fuck with a guy?
Roll and post em
>>767982852
Roll
roll
rollerino
ak
Fuck you jews and these gay threads kys. Nothing but propoganda to turn losers into soyboy tranny faggots. Also roll.
>Met guy online a month ago
>Hit it off really well
>We start flirting
>I admit that I really like him
>He feels the same way
>Talk each other every day
>He asks to trade nudes
>We trade
>He calls me to phonesex
>We cum at the same time
>I've
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>>767979972
Quit being gay
simple
>>767980140
Such great advice, thanks.
Now can I have someone who isn't 12 help me?
>>767981693
stop being a faggot
simple
>>767981693
You came to /b/ for advice
Not only advice, but relationship advice
Not only relationship advice, but gay relationship advice
What did you expext?
>>767981693
ghost him
STL Sluts
Anybody got anyone from STL or surrounding areas?
Hope to see some ginger or Asian pussy
314 bump sorry nothing to contribute tho
Alison stl
618 sluts are also welcome
What does /b/ think about Steven Crowder?
Tool
he changed my opinion about gun control, now I am pro guns.
>>767985592
we don't think about him at all.
>too scared to debate potholer54
>>767985592
Based
I was born in 1889. Ask me anything.
>>767981007
What year did you die?
>>767981743
I am 129 years old. I'm still alive...
you gay?
>>767981891
No! That is degenerate.
>>767981007
>I was born in 1889
Coca-Cola, is that you?
