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>I am me
>26 y/o neet
>Hour 16 of todays cs:go sesh
>Hear dad unlocking front door
>He's not supposed to be home for 2 more days
>I'm supposed to be staying at my cousins til he gets back (not allowed to stay at the house solo because of some shit i did)
>Unplug the computer using lighting reflexes and turn out the light
>Throw the box of pizza I've been gnoshing on all day behind the tv
>Hear door open
>Can't make it to my room because I'd have to go past the front door
>Silently Sprint into his bedroom and shimmy under the bed
>Hear strange voices - he has company with him or something
>Perfect I'll exfiltrate while they are distracted
>Mfw they all come straight to his bedroom
>I count six feet, so 3 people
>They all start getting undressed and throwing clothes everywhere
>One of their boxers lands next to my head and it smells like polo cologn
>bed groans as they all pile in
>Within seconds they are fucking
>Extremely loud grunting, moaning, and ball slapping.mp3
>Hear the sound of them all pissing on eachother
>Piss soaks through amd starts dripping on me
>After they all loudly cum on eachother i smell Cuban cigars and hear them talking about how drained their old balls are and how prime eachothers assholes were
>dad mentions that his "faggor son" must have been here because "that dipshit" threw a pizza at the Tv
>I'm still under the bed as i type this
>I can hear them making out and doing poppers to get warmed up for round two
What do /b/?
>>767986702
sneak into the bed when they start again and silently join in
record the sound op
post it somewhere
Call your mother and tell her to get her ass home.
>>767986702
Post pic of you under bed or gtfo
What race of women are you generally most attracted to?
>>767989549
the 2D kind
>>767989549
latina
black
white
middle eastern
I dont find asian women attractive unless they are half Western.
>>767989549
Asians generally
Eastern Europeans (Think Polish, Czech, Russian etc)
Hispanics, Lighter skinned usually but there've been a few darker ones that I've drooled over.
>>767989549
the four hundred metre sprint
Secrets Thread.
Post your secrets here. You are completely anonymouse.
>>767986878
mem fanger car frond
I once got invited to a party where some celebrities were there and a Nickelodeon celebrity flashed her tits to everyone. She was drunk as hell
I fart
I'm a girl.
Fb ig social thread 5
ITT - girls you know who plain/ugly/not conventionally attractive, but you'd still fuck
I had a lot of fun with this last night. Share your plain Janes and Butterfaces
Rules:
post a pic and a number
whoever rolls that number gets that request or closest to it.
>>767987950
ffwf
wife
4, 7
>>767987950
pussy
loli
What are your honest opinions about Adolf Hitler? Also, pics thread.
If Hitler was Aryan...
>>767989218
Intentions and ideas were good, but the execution and the holocaust were poor decisions. Especially the invading of Belgium without Britains concent was a bad idea, since it pulled Britain to the war.
>>767989973
He loved chocolate... do you think he dreamed about fine chocolates?
celeb
roll people roll
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help me /b/
so i keep my weed in a safe
its electric with batteries that can be accessed on the inside
i went to smoke a bowl today
that batteries are dead
theres a key hole on the front to unlock but i list the key (pic related)
i tried to pick the lock for like an hour with no luck
what should i do?
You should leave your dad's safe alone.
>>767987778
thread
>>767987641
Get a firemans axe and go at it bud
>>767987778
its mine faggot
How to get big dick.
I've been gaining weight steadily since I was 18, 7 years ago. Going into college I was around 145lbs, I'm currently 185lbs. The other week I fucked the first girl since my longterm gf back in college.
I always knew I didn't have the biggest dick around, but when i fucked this girl I could just tell she wanted more dick. Afterwards she admitted that she would have liked if I had more cock to give her and that she didn't cum at all.
Is it true that by losing weight you can grow your cock? Or is it just that by losing weight you get rid of fat surrounding your cock. My cock is pretty fat but its barely pushing 5 inches. What the fuck do I do
>>767979751
An hero, maybe?
>>767979751
If you're overweight you're already lacking your potential testosterone. And yes, being fat will make your dick appear shorter because it's hiding behind the extra padding in your man pouch. So yes, both.
Lose weight, get healthier and it'll all be better.
Get really good at oral sex.
>>767979751
Hahahahahaha dicklet detected. You'll never please a woman! Kek
Roast me
bump
>>767978290
too horny for /b love
>>767978290
rather spitroast your asshole on my cock
>>767978290
you like like a female globglogabgalab
Ladies
Does pinching your nipples turn you on, or has porn lied to me
>>767982916
my wife pinches hers if I don't pinch them for her while we're fucking
pic related
>>767982916
it depends on the girl OP
>>767983235
you sir are a lucky man
>>767982916
I've had a few girlfriends who did this when we fucked, my wife does when Im eating her out. I think it depends on the person and mood
All Black Men are Kings. All white boys are slaves.
Ok nigger, let me reexplain your one job, KEEP AT LEAST 4 of the normalization threads on /b/ at one time. AT LEAST FOUR (4)!! Do your FUCKING JOB!
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>>767981645
$10,000 USD Reward
Vicious sexual attack on 52-year-old woman in Kew Gardens Hills, Queens.
>800-577-TIPS
Photo related.
21-year-old suspect, Ronald Williams
Team threads? You guys got any of these, got a good laugh and remembered how many the were
I love these. Have a bump.
I'm too lazy to look anything up, sooo BUMP
>>767983878
Lurking
this is related to one of those
Guys my thread died
post more then
>>767984010
I mean like, it hit the limit
>>767983973
Snapchat? I’ll give you mine
It got deleted right? I could only save this one,
Roll and post em
>>767982852
Roll
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>Met guy online a month ago
>Hit it off really well
>We start flirting
>I admit that I really like him
>He feels the same way
>Talk each other every day
>He asks to trade nudes
>We trade
>He calls me to phonesex
>We cum at the same time
>I've fallen in love with him
>Play vidya Gaymes together
>Nudes and sexting/phone sex everyday
>Yesterday felt iffy about relationship
>Still feel iffy today
>Don't want to loose attachment to new Gay friend
>Starting to loose attraction to him
>He loves me still
>Dont want to break his heart
>Just cried for 2 hours about this
What do I do /b/? I love him but my mind says no. Is it me being nervous? Is it me? Is it him? I don't want to loose him...
>>767979972
Quit being gay
simple
>>767980140
Such great advice, thanks.
Now can I have someone who isn't 12 help me?
>>767981693
stop being a faggot
simple
>>767981693
You came to /b/ for advice
Not only advice, but relationship advice
Not only relationship advice, but gay relationship advice
What did you expext?
STL Sluts
Anybody got anyone from STL or surrounding areas?
Hope to see some ginger or Asian pussy
314 bump sorry nothing to contribute tho
Alison stl
