Celeb thread!
Circle jerk 2.0 The jerkening
https://www.reddit.com/r/AssyssA/comments/4joa0d/jenny_blighe_lift_my_dress_and_fuck_me/
>>703819507
Stop posting about bitches you'll never ever get to fuck. Ever. Stop posting bitches who'll only ever fuck niggers. Stop posting. Stop.
>implying circlejerks are acceptable
You all need to be range banned.
Waifu?
What?
...
I truly believe, no, truly am confident and certain in the fact, that Kyoko has real yuri love for Sayaka.
And I also know that if you don't agree with this, you don't belong here.
Madoka's panties are already being sniffed by Homura, yes, it is no secret that she thinks lewd of Kaname's feet and time-pauses to steal her panties and wear them on her head, but this is different.
Going to the movie for answers doesn't help, because it doesn't make sense, and although Kyoko didn't get cucked by a violin, her relationship with Sayaka hasn't been cleared up at all.
And that brings me to say that it's just obvious.
You all know that Kyoko wants to spank and anally peg Sayaka, but with the facade she puts up of being strong and alright with everything, she really spends her nights caressing apples and crying into her ice cream as she chokes on her own tears over the girl she can never, ever yuri with, so just read the first letter of each sentence.
Is this new thread?
You may have one of these girls to become your sex slave for the rest of your life. They will appear and disappear from existence at your whim. However this will only happen if the last number of your post matches the girl you want. If you get doubles of the one you posted you get another girl of your choosing. If you get trips of the one you posted you get them all. If you roll a zero your dick fall off. You only have one chance at this, and may only post one number, so good luck.
taking 8
5?
3
4
Draw Thread
lets talk about our feelings.
>>703820811
>hey nimbus, why so glum?
nah mang, just coloring random doodles
>>703820978
>the more i look the uglier you are. Please stop.
sorry to hear that anon, BUT THE RAPE TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS
>>703821243
>is it alright for me to request people to color it in? if not I'll delete the post
iz all cool, if no one ends up doing it, i can do it sometime
>>703821385
toast is good
I feel like I have diarrhea
>>703822429
i forget pic
>>703822314
Taking request
Traps and sissy own b now.
Trap/sissy thread
bump
bump
where's that thick sissy?
Hunger Games Thread: Neard Edition
Today, we take a trip down south of the border to Mexico City!
First 48 tributes are in.
Fear the Neard
Megumin
Mr. Heihatan
Bropachi
ITT: Amateurs with small/tiny tits. Pic related, gf.
>>703796658
Does she anal?
>>703796785
Tried once
If whites hate Asians so much, why do white guys always fuck Asian women?
>>703812109
it's called Hate fucking
>>703812477
What is this "hate fucking?"
I like gooks, they're simple and straight forward. I kind of like their faces and pretty humble, not confrontational.
>>703812109
i like asians, (korean, japanese, taiwan, etc,...east asians that is,
dubs decides. long time friend from way back. catching up with her now.
Cinnamon? Is that the nickname for your snatch? KACHOW!
>>703821224
roll
>>703821224
rollerino
>>703821224
KACHOW
Only rule: The 77s HAVE to take place in this thread.
Can /b/ seal away /pol/'s most powerful meme?
>>703822222
>inb4 spammed
>22222
Kill yourself.
>>703822222
check'd
>>703822222
Hi mom.
I need help /b, seriously
I cheated with my boyfriend in december and he found it out three months ago! We had a lot of troubles but after all he forgave mi and said everything Is okay again! And actually we are a couple like before...
But...BUT
Since that very day we have never had sex again with eachother, everytime we are chilling in bed or anywhere and i start starting sexy time he reject it, is too tired, pissed off or busy with phond (pic related)
>wtf is this?!
>any advices?
>do you think this will end or have i fucked up?!
post his dick
You're a piece of shit and have to live with the consequences of your actions. Every time you feel lust for him, he feels an equal amount of disgust for you.
>>703818718
you're a cunt, he doesn't want to fuck your cheating whore ass now. I don't blame him
>>703818902
[ ] Told you
[ ] Told you hard
[X] Told you so hard made you his bitch.
FB fap thread continued
Starting up a beg thread. post up your steam names and hope there are a generous someone to give you a good game. Or, post codes to see who gets it.
pls I just want Stardew valley
ID- steamcells
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198060367853/
>>703816638
ID:azul9853
>>703816747
sent :)
Guys, did I fuck up my chances with this grill?
Are you possibly retarded OP?
lol
Definitely fucked it up
Nostalgia thread continued
>>703795701
>>703814961
Who remembers this obscure game?
Ricky my nigga
What does /b drive?
1995 240sx
Sr swap
340whp
Stock 5th gen Prelude 5MT
just picture a black 'lude with honda rust and you've got my car
>>703809805
>340 to the wheels
>SR
Yeah Ok buddy post your build pics with your built bottom end as well as your dyno sheet and maybe anyone will believe you
>92 180sx
>Rb25det
>~250hp no o2 sensor. Wiring harness fucked
>15 ATS
>290awhp 290awtq Trifecta tuned
Rb>Sr
Hey b. I hate myself and want to die. How are you?
send nudes first <3
Same here, but first I could use fap
im aight
tits or kys
So guys, i want to fuck over some guy I hate. I know where he lives and I know he loves and cherishes his car.
I was thinking of slashing his tires or doing something to the effect. Maybe something a little more subtle. If anyone has good ideas they could suggest it would be much appreciated.
>>703806809
Fuck off with this cringe, you envious, butthurt little teenage retard. Got a beef with someone? Man up and tell them, you sniveling little shitstain.
>>703806970
I did lol, he is a nigger and won't come fight me unless 8 of his friends are there for backup.
I've tried to work things out reasonably but he just chimprd out and keyed my car, so fuck him tbh.
>>703806809
Bleach and sugar in his gas tank
/thread
>>703807893
Heard the sugar one before, not bleach tho. I'll probably do this.
Creepshot thread?
You can start by not saving thumbnails
>>703809066
Damn she smugglin onions.
>>703809165
seconded
fuck you and your thread op
Pokemon box 7.
Previous thread:
>>703806979
Requests welcome.
still looking for rockruff and evos
