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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Im bored...
Post the strangest thing you have on your pc/phone
Ok /b/ please rate my body.
Be honest I can take it
(and yes im asian)
thanks
7
9
Not enough to go on. Need more
tits w/ timestamp or gtfo
also, more than just tits would be helpful for a true rating
>>684361541
timestamp faggot
Loli thread part 2
>>684360748
Now this is what I am talking about. My dick is finally hard. Last thread was weak.
>>684360433
nice try nigger the new thread is my thread
>>684360433
>>684360810
your welcom
Alright, you beta fucking faggots listen. I'm tired of seeing this shit about boohoo I got friendzoned. I can't find a girl I'm too ugly.
> if you are above a 6 then you have no excuse
> do not constantly bug girls, they hate that shit
> create sexual tension, you will get in the sack
> don't be a fedora wearing faggot and say shit a normal dude wouldn't
> update hair, clothes, and shoes to
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>>684362810
You sound like you truly believe that others find your opinions relevant or important to them. No one cares about you or the things you think are true. Have a nice night.
>>684363523
A true faggot thank you for your contribution of nothing
>>684364251
Your contribution of nothing doesn't even deserve thanks. Your thread is bad and you should feel bad.
>>684363523
Basically, don't be 100% weird, be nice and clean and eventually something will happen with someone
Hey b, am I beautiful?
Nope.
meh i'd hit it. probably not from behind but i'd still hit it.
>>684363173
You may have been before you stuck a spike through your nose. But not now.
>>684363173
I mean not BAD, a timestamp would make you hotter IMO. God do I have a timestamp fetish.
Doing X-rays, don't be fags and give me pics that can only be faked
Please try this one
>>684360654
lel
>>684360654
that's paint dude, lol
Every frame, please.
>>684360746
So?
HOT BLACK GIRL THREAD YOU FUCKERS
> hot
> black
Pick one
Sure.
>thirteen porn boards
>chooses /b/
>/b/ wasn't one of the 13 options
>chooses it anyways
>>684362150
fuck you BITCH
Canada thread!
519 fag reporting in
Also from the 519. What up
519 bro as well!
>>684360672
905 here
Lived in 519 for 3 years until last May
418
666 What's good!
I rented a cat for the week and i dont know anything about it. I rented it to impress this fat girl the keeps walking by my house. Im trying to get her in the house so i can watch her eat cereal
How the fuck do you rent a cat?
>>684360191
I love this place sometimes
>>684360492
That's your question about this?
>>684360966
Yeah i want to rent a cat also.
>>684360191
How the fuck do you rent a cat? Did you ask your neighbor to watch his or is there some shady underground cat burglar ring going around renting out stolen cats?
Anyone put secret cameras in their houses? caught sisters or mothers... post em
girl who lived with me for years
>>684361088
>>684361163
>>684361251
hey /b/
>>684359565
hey
What the fuck do you want?
>>684360117
just saying hey
>>684359565
Make like a tree and....
>>684360486
leaferino
Cringe thread
And go
s/fur saddle up
Requests?
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>684363989
creampies are hot
>>684363778
Why does she have so many apples?
>>684363778
So.
I'm probably adopting a 9mo puppy tomorrow :0
I am feeling suicidal. Should I kill myself?
nah thats not really the point of life
>>684361544
Aye
Another fake suicide and/or discussion thread.
Haven't seen one in an hour, so I guess it was time.
Sage for your death.
Think about the people around you.
LET'S SLIP ROOOIIGT INTO THE NOOSE
Vote for or against a new trap board /trp/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10213770
We can do it
>/trp/
>/trump/
MAKE 4CHAN GREAT AGAIN
>>684361605
just vote fucking yes to get this shit off of /b/
>>684361794
Make 9GAG great again
>>684361605
Jesus Christ thank you. So sick of seeing traps. They all have /b/igger cocks than me
When did you realize you were gay?
>Inb4 I'm not gay
>Inb4 OP can't inb4
You're gay.
You can't inb4.
Oh, also this is a gfur thread
>>684359854
No. Those are dumb. Watch real porn FAG
>>684359974
Blow me
>>684359974
Oh I forgot that these pictures aren't real. They're imaginary and I'm the only one who can see them
Hey /b/ check out my new drone. Trips decides what I do with it.
>>684362727
Go to Washington DC and fly it over the White House
Insert in anus
fly it into your neighbors house.
>>684363024
Rolling
>>684362727
Enter a multigp race with it
Watching breakfast club for the first time. Judd nelson's annoying, but I'm liking this girl. Breakfast club thread?
>>684358928
Judd Nelson's a beast in that film.
"Do you believe this? About the size of a cigar. Do I stutter?"
>>684358928
My biology teacher said I looked like this girl, but I don't
Not even a little bit. Maybe I was just fucking
weird like her but he didn't want to say that.
She's very cute but Ringwald is the hottest. I'm flipping back and forth between that and The Mummy
>>684358928
Bender makes that movie.
>>684359459
Judd Nelson is the only reason to watch this movie
>It will be a magnificent wall
> our allies and enemies will respect us
>we will win on trade
>we will have the best and brightest running this country
America will be great again /b/, we truly live in exciting times.
>>684363461
>>we will have the best and brightest running this country
So he's declining the nomination?
>>684363882
scuse me scuse me!
>>684363461
>I am a magnificent faggot
>>684363461
Walls can be circumvented.
Ask China, Hadrian and Berlin.
>>684364126
I would but their consultation fees are rather overblown
Cock tributes you've saved
