Porn webm thread
(bonus points if you have one where the guy cums inside the girl)
>>684854766
Alex Tanner
>>684854766
bump
>>684854766
Bump
>>684854766
plis link me
With all the terms out there, millitant atheism, new atheism, agnostic atheism, Christian atheism, SJW atheism, why can't atheist define athesism?
>>684855974
Here we go.
>>684855974
Because FUCK YOU, that's why.
>>684855974
Oh, my fucking god.
Gay thread.
OP is a faggot.
>>684856527
Finger ass
>>684856527
Can i see dick? I must see dick. Show me dick.
***ELECTION GAME***
RULES:
- Candidates are Donald Trump (R), Hillary Clinton (D), Rand Paul (I), and Bernie Sanders (I).
- To win a state, you have to roll a "0" or dubs.
- For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND reply to the latest map update.
- 270 to win. If no one reaches 270, the top 2 candidates compete in a final House Vote!
- No write-ins. Unlimited rolls allowed.
PAST WINS:
Paul - 1
Trump - 1
Clinton - 0
Sanders - 0
Election night begins here in Maine!
============================
***REPLY HERE TO ROLL FOR MAINE***
============================
TO WIN - Roll a "0" or dubs.
BS
>>684855728
Bernardino Sanderson
>>684855728
Gary Johnson
OC rate thread. Anons post OC of gf/ex/wife/friend/other and other anons rate. If you get rated you gotta post more. Starting with gf
>>684856441
heres my OC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W68ztHpE_E&feature=youtu.be [Embed]
dislike this video and leave a comment about hitler
my wife
girl dicks
gonna need a bump soon. Can't bump my own thread.
How often do you get dubs /b/?
whenever i feel like it
sometimes
>>684851183
eerryyyytime
>>684851183
Damn near everyday.
waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
>>684854852
Just found out how to change my policies on stuff like this, was in the policies tab of the government section who would have thought, I can enslave all xenos and they will not be allowed to breed, so none of those slave rebellions and whatever species I enslave is guarantied to die out within a generation or two.
>>684855935
Sorry I sounded like a dick in that post I was saying it in a friendly manner not a rude one!
Love you Fran
new celeb thread
trap thread? trap thread!
Assimilate.
Hi /b/, what do you think of my gf
>>684851889
10/10 would fuck/let fuck me
Steam Keys~
2QYWW-Y93X9-0Q5PQ
2J4EL-93MM4-LAJZJ
2R55Y-9XZK4-8ZYAH
but why
>>684851487
Cause she's worth it anon.
steam is down brudda....
fucking steam is down ffs
post your ex girlfriends
part 4
>>684851008
total cock slut
>>684851836
worst "ex girlfriends" thread starter picture ever seen
I will buy you games on steam if you are nice to each other. Lets just have a nice time here.
How was your day?
I've been awake for the last 31 hours. I feel like shit.
>>684853890
lmao, why? I've done that a few times
if you just hang on a little more you can start to hallucinate
>>684853890
cheer up anon talk about it tell us how you feel
>>684853677
If I make you laugh can I get Dark Souls 1?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/nynezo/
>tfw on hour 2 of quitting cigarettes and the cravings are horrible
anyone here managed to quit smoking? I was smoking around 2.5 packs a day so around 60-65 cigs a day
>>684854089
I like to get addicted just to stop again. It is my fetish
Go buy u a starter vape kit and never look back
Yeah bro, but I used a vape to quit smoking.
>>684854306
I've been smoking for almost 2 years
Ask a Canadian anything
Maple syrup
Can I stay at your place after Trump takes power?
>>68485355
yes, we have maple syrup
>>684853442
why do you call it Canadian bacon when we all know its just ham?
rerolling
>>684854962
rolling for the bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W68ztHpE_E&feature=youtu.be [Embed]
dislike this video and leave a comment about hitler
>>684854962
pls melis
>>684855079
fucc this
+623
And here I confess....
>my son brings this girl over
>they're adamant they're not dating but it's pretty clear he's super into her
>she's fine (pic related, looks a lot like her)
>she's over a lot, likes hanging at our house
>I let them drink they have fun in the pool
>she's always flirty with me, I'm digging her vibe
>son has a huge party, pretty much whole class over
>he's so pumped about having her over. I think he's going to make his move
>10/10 son. Fuck her senseless
>I clear out, tell son I'll be gone all night
>cell phone exploding just after midnight
>son calling
>Wtf? You should be crushing puss or setting the stage to
>answered annoyed "what?"
>It's her. Son drunk out of mind, vomiting in pool. Didn't know what to do
>I go home, clear out remaining kids, put son to bed
>girl all "I need a ride"
>Picking up unreal vibes.
>driving her home, ask "you feeling okay? Want to get some air? Sober up?"
>"yeah. Drive us to the river Mr. X"
>drive to lake, park. Figure we walk around then I make a move
>wrong. She's pulling my dick out before I finish taking off my seat belt
>she's going to town on my dick, clumsy terrible blow job
>I say "let me do you"
>fingering her and eating her out
>she's going wild. So wet. Saying dirty shit
>Asks me to fuck her
>no mention of condom
>pounding her deep. She's screaming her lungs out. Saying the Dirtiest shit I've heard a woman say
>she's gushing all over me. Flushed and moaning
>fuck her to exhaustion 10/10 fuck fest
>drop her off completely spent
>she doesn't come over for two weeks
>son tells me he asked her out and now they're dating
>good for you, son!
>they're dating for a month, he brings her home after a date to "watch a movie"
>Oh, I'll go to bed, give you guys some privacy...
>wait an hour, can't help myself
>sneak downstairs
>perfect vantage point
>can see them banging
>she's motionless, like a robot
>watch them bang for 20 mins, she barely even makes gasps, he finishes, she's silent
>go upstairs. Forever ashamed my son is a terrible fuck. Need to bring this girl ecstasy she deserves.
What do /b?
Sounds legit
Fuck her with your son and teach him how to fuck properly
>>684847491
this
you cringe you lose
\//\
You're on an island. Use your surroundings to survive.
>Dubs decides
>get box
>open box
>Fall over and die because your head is too big for your neck
Swim to another island.
drink seawater
the best ass.
smooth, little or no fat, zero cottage cheese effect.
enjoy.
Agree
This is the best ass
Post the comment "Hitler is the prophet":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W68ztHpE_E
.
>>684843694
hmm, racial generic "model no.7" or a man in pink panties, which one is THE BEST ASS
>hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm