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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ask a Canadian anything
Maple syrup
Can I stay at your place after Trump takes power?
>>68485355
yes, we have maple syrup
>>684853442
why do you call it Canadian bacon when we all know its just ham?
>>684853601
sure
rerolling
>>684854962
rolling for the bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W68ztHpE_E&feature=youtu.be [Embed]
dislike this video and leave a comment about hitler
>>684854962
pls melis
>>684855079
fucc this
+623
>>684854962
RAUL
And here I confess....
>my son brings this girl over
>they're adamant they're not dating but it's pretty clear he's super into her
>she's fine (pic related, looks a lot like her)
>she's over a lot, likes hanging at our house
>I let them drink they have fun in the pool
>she's always flirty with me, I'm digging her vibe
>son
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>Wtf? You should be crushing puss or setting the stage to
>answered annoyed "what?"
>It's her. Son drunk out of mind, vomiting in pool. Didn't know what to do
>I go home, clear out remaining kids, put son to bed
>girl all "I need a ride"
>Picking up unreal vibes.
>driving her home, ask "you feeling okay? Want to get some air?...
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Sounds legit
Fuck her with your son and teach him how to fuck properly
>>684847491
this
Any similar stories? Dumping waiting for advice/sharing
you cringe you lose
>>684841846
>>684841846
\//\
>>684841846
I cringed to this so many times
https://youtu.be/ZY2XH_E-F0I
You're on an island. Use your surroundings to survive.
>Dubs decides
>get box
>open box
>Fall over and die because your head is too big for your neck
Swim to another island.
drink seawater
Build a boat from the tree, leave the island & the box.
the best ass.
smooth, little or no fat, zero cottage cheese effect.
enjoy.
Agree
This is the best ass
Post the comment "Hitler is the prophet":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W68ztHpE_E
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>>684843694
hmm, racial generic "model no.7" or a man in pink panties, which one is THE BEST ASS
>hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>684843694
Terrible ass
I am from Mumbai, India.
I make my living by the fact that I am a CEO of a small IT company here. I am 31 years old. Ask me anything.
>>684843784
why is he shooting? Man, Indian movies are weird
>>684844269
Kek. I agree. That also happens to a very shit copy of knight and day. The people here love it though. I just put that cuz attention.
>>684844269
Tell me about it. An Indian friend brought me to a screening of one of the biggest Indian movie of the year (24 it was called). Room full of Indians shouting and whistling (and the smell god). Movie was an horrible mess of overacting, constant potholes and insufferable characters. Felt stupider going out of it
>>684845137
Kek the shit that NRIs (thats non resident Indians) do. The love the most fucked up movies that no one watches here. And to be honest its not a bolly movie. Its a regional film in a regional language that people from outside that state do not even speak. So the appeal here is very small anyway.
>>684843784
Do you like india? Would you prefer to live somewhere else? How much do you make? I'm also from a shithole.
I keep seeing people say that Donald Trump is a racist but I have never heard him say anything that is racist.
I am Mexican by the way.
>>684847088
who cares? there are many reasons not to vote for him besides that
>>684847088
Not only that but it is said so often people just accept it like a fact when there is no evidence. You can't talk about any group (except whites) without being called a racist.
>>684847336
like what anon? if there are MANY reasons you would think that you could name at least one.
can you name at least one?
>>684847088
You're mexican huh? I too, tell lies on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln
>>684847592
this is bait
Wallpaper Theard
>>684852607
Contribootin'
fluffies thread
sadbox and torture are welcomed
Question on Florida self defense laws, liberals not allowed.
If I put up my Trump sign and saw someone taking it down could i just blow their heads off or what?
>>684838978
If they are on their property without permission yes
>>684838978
if they're on your property without your permission... probably, probably have to go to court and have a big media scandal tho
>>684838978
A person may use deadly force against another if it is reasonable to believe the deadly force will prevent death or serious bodily harm to themselves or another person.
In Florida, deadly force may be used to prevent the commission of a “forcible felony” which includes: treason, murder, manslaughter, sexual battery, carjacking, home invasion, robbery, burglary, arson, kidnapping, aggravated assault, aggravated battery, aggravated stalking, aircraft piracy, unlawful throwing, placing or discharging a...
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Don't worry, OP. Nobody in Florida is going to take down your Trump sign.
>>684839848
they might put up another one right next to it
What weighs more? A kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?
A kilogram of steel, DUH!
steel because it weighs way more per kilogram than feathers
>>684847131
But the steel is heavier!
I hope you're also reading it with his accent
Both weight the same
What shoes do you wear /b/?
>pic related: I have actual style sense
>>684840169
Vesper Noble Boots +16
>>684840169
Oreo's are better
>>684841056
Yeah, Oreos are much better
Laney 5's today m'dude
Nike SB Stefan Janoskis
No YLYL?
Let's have a YLYL!
Should i start smoking ?
any benefits of doing it
Nope.
>asking an anonymous forum for permission to kill yourself slowly
Go right ahead OP.
>>684846714
You'll finally be cool
>>684846714
>Benefits
I mean it feels kinda nice if you start to get addicted
Other than that it's not worth it
Just kill yourself now. Why would you waste your time and money on smoking?
Abendlicher Deutschlandfaden!
Wie geht’s wie stehts?
Traut ihr euch es Mädchen zu sagen wenn ihr in sie verliebt seid?
Kennt ihr einen interessanten YouTube kanal?
Was ist das schwulste das ihr getan habt?
Wieso gehen Leute ins Solarium?
Hartz4 Weiterbewilligungsantrag abgeschickt und ich werde in Ruhe gelassen.
Hab heut im Supermarkt son fetten Typ gesehen mit Pferdeschwanz und so und dachte mir direkt der ist bestimmt auch auf 4chan hahaha ohne Witz ich ham den angeguckt und er hat Blickkontakt nicht erwidert hat direkt weggeschaut richtig Beta
Neue fadenfragen
Habt ihr ne Freundin?
Jungfrau?
Welche Drogen schon genommen?
Habt ihr n besten Kumpel?
Was ist euer Lieblingsessen bzw was würdet ihr jetzt gerne essen b!?
Ich bin dicht wir sau
ICH Liebe boxxer mit boxxer waren die Fäden richtig lustig ich hatte meinen Spaß als ich immer...
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>>684845901
Nice! Ich wünschte ich wäre schon 25
>>684846039
>Habt ihr ne Freundin?
Nein
>Jungfrau?
Ja
>Welche Drogen schon genommen?
Alkohol, Gras, Haschisch und synthetische Cannabinoide, Holzrose, Shrooms, LSD und 1p-LSD, DMT
>Habt ihr n besten Kumpel?
Einen so ungefähr mit dem ich hin und wieder mal etwas mache
>Was ist euer Lieblingsessen bzw was würdet ihr jetzt gerne essen b!?
Gemüsesuppe...
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>>684845600
Wie geht’s wie stehts?
Mein Handy spackt grad hart deswegen sind die Grafen nicht für'n, bin dicht wir aus und werd noch lange weiter saufen bis ich einpenne oder so meine Freundin wurde hart geleckt von mir und durchgekommen und pennt nun also mir geht's super. Ja ich Scheiss grad hart auch Rechtschreibfehler und Grammatik Jens also Halts Maul
Traut ihr euch es Mädchen zu sagen wenn ihr in sie verliebt seid?
Ja ich sag Ihnen das wenn ich das auch wirklich fühle ja. Damit hab ich null...
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How would you want to improve 4Chan
>>684842206
by having you kill yourself
Tits.
By visiting dat boi
>>684842382
duly noted
>>684842206
any thread that gets reposted hourly get removed and all the posters inside get a 30 day ban, OP gets perma ban
small boob thread?
Gay thread's up there, bro. ^^^
>>684848818
>much funny
>special original
I've noticed Kakarot has been showing off his dubs and trips, but what he doesn't know is that I have dubs too! Now this is my base form or what you call singles.
bumperino for interest
Let's kick it up a notch! Now here's my next form also known as dubs!
no dubz lel
>>684847342
fuck you
checkem
>>684840949
>>684844420
If you faggots missed it
>>684846369
I was there. Op was not a faggot
moree
>>684846369
look like fake titties. yuck
>>684846812
You've clearly never seen teen titties
>>684846812
Definitely not fake you idiot
