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Would you fuck this girl?
>>767469489
Yes, my fetish for pixels notwithstanding
Es clara de huevos?
>>767469489
la goblina de la manada
>>767469753
Yes, it's her! :)
Claramente NO
Post your OC creepshots
Full vid for pic related:
candidcaps.club/v/ccec5db17c
How do you get good creepshots? Give me strategies
>>767467819
great vid
FB/IG thread
Porn .webm thread. simple as that
>>767470470
>:
wow you sir suck dick
>>767470470
Yes, because it's not like we have a specific board for that.
>>767470927
ignore him, just feeding the troll. instead enjoy my wedms
>>767470979
almost as if random includes everything =/
dubs gets her nudes - roll it fgts
>>767471131
Looks ok. Rolling.
sure, why not
fuck it why not
>>767471131
Rollolol
>>767471377
we got a winner
I am a shower shitter. Every single poop I take is while standing up in my bathtub. AMA.
Amazing
Why
>>767465803
If I sit down on the toilet I cannot push out much, if any, poop. While standing I can drop 6-7x the amount of shit versus sitting.
Why not start shitting in your kitchen sink too
>>767465892
You need to squat then you're bowels are relaxed and you'll be able to shit more
hey /bros, lost my fucking job and need help. i made a go fund me account but no one is donating and it fucking sucks. help a brother out
>>767466095
please
>>767466143
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
>>767466332
rip
>>767466095
if you have a preteen daughter she has value $500 a fuck no prob just take her to the beach show her off men will look the one u know want her have her wave them over you can make 5k a day ask all the BBW they have $$$$ from there daughter
If you could bring one person back from the dead who would it be anon?
>>767465728
Phil Hartman.
myself after I die
hitler obviously
>>767465801
Thats cheating.
>>767465728
I wouldn't. People are better as martyrs. They would just fuck up their own legacies.
How often do you get dubs /b/?
>>767467832
once a week
every time
Rain man, who the fuck cares about the post numbers? No wonder m00t left.
all the goddamn time
![1310150452412[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WqFLUEw.jpg "1310150452412[1].jpg")
I'd say...
anyone else ever worry about seeing a pic/vid of their girl posted here?
If it was an old photo of her I’d probably be turned on and save the shit. Maybe give her some shit about it down the road. But I’ve posted her here and people absolutely hate her pics so I have no worries of them resurfacing
>>767464221
>people absolutely hate her pics
post them, you got us curious now
>>767463826
Not really, would be hot if it was one I hadn't seen before and was before we met.
>>767463826
It really. If it ends up here I probably posted it.
My wife had a sex life before me, it’s not impossible someone’s got pics.
And some of the thumbnails have given me pause to wonder if she’s been posted from time to time, but this board is loaded with photos of pale brunettes with big tits so it’s easy enough to make that mistake.
I did find a still of a woman giving a blowjob at an angle that I was certain was her, but I later saw the video and it was not.
I don’t know. Could be hot to see it.
Ask a guy who lost all his rank and is about to get kicked out of the army anything. On 24hour shift rn.
What happen?
you're supposed to go up in rank not down smh @ op
t. Airmen
>>767467760
Dui accident and killed his kid.
>>767467929
who's kid? your own?
>>767467760
Ironically was on the same shift about six months ago.
>drunk as fuck coming from chow
> get in argument with fellow soldier
>leave my post to pursue him and kick his ass
>get in fight
>get my jaw broken
>lose rank and all hope
>continue drinking
>cash
Pictures you shouldn't share Pt.4
>Pictures you shouldn't share Pt.4
Then don't share them. Another dismal thread full of shitty amateur porn. Post something different and new.
Fresh Waifu thread
Still here
And
>>767467193
Heh yeah I'm no snob lol. You been up to anything?
>Fresh Waifu thread
Fuck off you Goddamned retard.
>>767467287
Someone sounds jealous
>>767467004
Don't worry, I'm like that as well. Most people that really get to know me end up hating me. But that's life, not everyone will like you. It's about finding the ones who like you for who you are.
>>767467287
No you.
>>767467346
Uh this is a bit deep for a silly coffee comment.
Small tits thread?
>>767465732
More like shitty photo thread.
Christ, look @ the beak on this bitch.
There's already a thread in /soc/ faggot
Delete this and go there
>>767465857
You can't blame her, she's too young to know how to take good pictures.
>>767466087
>bait
post more little titties
770 Million people will die in 2 days. Stay out of the Northern hemisphere.
G8 b8 m8
did u just watch infinity war?
>>767462533
>>767462533
>Says the Northern Hemisphere is fucked
>Uses the fucked up face of an African as thumbnail
official s/fur thread.
floof
FUCK OFF YOU RETARD
Take it to /mlp/.
Ok faggots new tributes thread
You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a girlfriend.
FAGGOT DO NOT POST DICK PICS ON /B/
>>767467449
because were married
>>767467449
I'm strictly dickly
>>767467449
>2018
>Investing in random roastie
>Not being part of hookup culture while in your sexual prime
>>767467449
I'm asian.
Fasted ways and easiest to kill myself anons?
don't lol
>>767463429
there
>Fasted ways and easiest to kill myself anons?
GOLLY
I HAVE NEVER, EVER SEEN THIS QUESTION ASKED ON /B/ BEFORE NOW
>>767463592
Oh also where it says time in mins is the time for heart to stop, on average they are about a quarter of that for brain to stop
>>767463429
>tfw you relapse on heroin after 80 days clean.
What do I do now? I made it through all the horrible withdrawal symptoms and stayed strong through the worst cravings early on but these past couple of weeks have been really tough cravings-wise. I finally caved tonight after having arguments with myself for 2 weeks over whether to buy it or not. It's like there's 2 people in my mind, one that wants to be clean and the other that wants nothing more than to see the other fail. I probably sound like an idiot but I'm just pretty high.
Don’t worry the shock of relapse to your body will surely kill you with the amount you thought was safe
>>767462963
Heroin is bad for you fren. Didnt you ever learn to just say no
>>767462963
Don’t succumb to the demon. Choose your own fate.
>>767463031
Yeah I'm not a complete retard, I know my tolerance is very low hence I had a tiny dose and continue to dose small amounts until I'm feeling good.
>>767463068
Thanks for the advice bro! I just said no and I'm happy to say I'll never do heroin ever again. You cured me!
>>767463148
Easier said than done. It was like the longer I tried to ignore it, the louder that voice saying...
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>>767463312
Dude, just make sure not to get high of marijuana, (cannabis). It will kill you. What if a dealer mixes some into your heroin? Fuck man.
