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dUBs chooses my new steam picture
Check 'em
>>677388211
checked m8
>>677388211
post steam profile pic when done.
Post steam name. Need Proof
Still waiting
Creepshot thread. Requesting long beautiful legs!
I think most of our best legs pics aren't creepshots
>>677389662
Ban me
>>677390783
Kek
卐 Waifu claiming thread 卐
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
卐 Atago claimed 卐
Miho claimed
>>677386915
You dont have to i told him last night i would be on late my time.
>>677388935
niggers
Claimin my girl Shinoa.
>>677386362
single. being independent is one of the greatest feelings in the world, some people just can't handle the loneliness that can come with that
>>677386362
Married person here.
STAY THE FUCK SINGLE. I'll go as far as to say that being a loveless virgin is better than to be married with children.
>>677386362
Single lets you get more shit done and feels great.
Being in a relationship is shitty if the other person depends on you too much or is too independent. Too dependent ones are psycopaths while independent ones are usually cheating whores.
Its good to find a mix, even so. Women are just as stupid and bound for cheating as men.
Its easy not to get heartbroken when you don't invest any hearts in the risky lottery known as love. But then again you never win nothing either.
>>677386362
This obviously varies for each person? You can only answer this question. If you have specific questions that could help you weigh your decision, then I would ask those instead.
Be married, have a girlfriend or two on the side.
That way you can still have sex, because at least one grill will be receptive to you,
unless they're all living together, and that'll suck worse because their cycles will all be in sync
>>677387406
I'm Single, and all I can think about is getting married and having children....I'm 26.
You guys must be doing something wrong, surely.
If I was fortunate enough to be in your guys' positions, I'd be as happy as a pig in shit.
What's with my girlfriends pussy?
Some kind of buildup
Shove a hose in there and flush it out.
She's really tight?
Yeah very tight. Hard to believe after having a kid. I've just never seen bumps like that inside a vagina.
Looks normal. Just looks like she's kinda "pushing" in the pic. Women can push or flex their kegel muscles and it looks like that. When they come from oral sex, you can see the pussy flex like that.
>>677389412
wait, this girl had a kid OP?
whew lads, this cut isn't really healing
First I glued it inbetween the cut but you're supposed to glue over top, so I did that the second time but it lasted a few days only
not sure if I should stitch it now or if it's too late and just keep it clean until it heals over, any ideas?
u fuckin wot m8
the cut happened 9 days ago btw
>>677386770
>gg
>>677386941
superglued it as some say that's better for infection... but probably not for one this deep
>>677386770
Either that's huge cock or a tiny knee
WTF am I looking at?
Chubby girl thread 2
>>677388686
>>677388947
Kek
>>677389425
Have standing up bent over?
Considering the hoopla surrounding Jobs' departure.
With Elon Musk's significant contributions to multiple disciplines (programmer, businessman, rocket engineer), will his eventual death result in a much greater outpouring of mourning?
If it happened tomorrow, probably not. He doesn't have the same name household name recognition that Jobs did. In a decade or two, possibly. He's not an autistic faggot like Jobs was though, hopefully when the time comes we'll see him in a much more fulfilled light then we ever did Jobs.
>>677388928
not unless he also pioneers a way for you to listen to your music, order food, and take a shit at the same time
>>677388928
Today? Probably not, business men liked Jobs specifically because he was a cut throat cunt. .
In 10+ years? yes, Musk's contributions to the world will definitely out shine Jobs'. Even Bill Gates is scrambling to give his money away in a desperate scream of "REMEMBER ME!".
>>677389267
**Accidently a word, also adding that his contributions to science and household technology have been far more worthwhile then what Jobs left with, although I am not really informed on how much actual brain power EM has put into his projects. He could be just like jobs, where he tells people what to do and throws money at engineers to make them do it. Either way, hes doing alot more then jobs did over the course of his entire career.
>>677389271
Hopefully people will realize Jobs had very little to do with those things, he just took the credit.
Trips says I'll shoot the cat.
do it pussy
gay
Fucking pussy, just do it.
>>677389253
Just shoot him in the foot.
they see me rollin they hattin
>>677389441
reroll
>>677388978
Hhh
feeling lucky
rollllll
ROLLING FOR REALZ
Bored.
I'll write whatever trips decide on my tit
>>677390086
CGs little whore
Draw a 卍
>>677390086
my boner hurts
Kick Me
>>677390086
Hitler did nothing wrong
Hunger Games.
Post 36 tributes, the Capitol demands them.
Jessica Pearson
Keaton doesn't care.
Kangaroo
Claire!
Dreaming Sarah
Whitney Wisconsin thread
This
>>677386419
She is a redneck dog fucker, that "masturbates" on cam.
>>677386419
Her tumblr is gone. What happened to her?
no
she fucks dogs
and makes up stories about fucking dogs
but still fucks dogs
So /b/ I was just jackin off as you do and when I finished I busted in my eye and now it hurts and it's red. Wat do. Pic related.
You got pink eye stupid
You got nice eyes
Rest it off and you'll be fine, rinse with water if it's really bothering you
You've got sperm burrying into your cornea. Hopefully it doesn't get into your retina or you could actually be fucked. My Dad is an eye doctor fag so I've seen shit like this.
Well just rinse it or a Dan of bleach on a q-tip and gently wipe.
Just gonna leave these here.
not draven....DRAAAAAVEN
Do any /b/ros use omegle? Do you guys get anny success?
>>677387114
Anything past that anon?
>>677387381
Nope sorry just that ill see if i can find the sauce
She looks A LOT like someone I know irl. It's disturbing.
>>677388364
God suzy is hot
Hey guys, I lost my pepe folder which was one of my most prized folders... post your pepes to help mend my broken life.
i thought we killed this meme
Discuss.
Thats sum stankyass dickcheese
>>677385119
Not nearly enough smegma.
>>677385119
I'd lick it off
>>677385119
needs a good scrub with some wire wool
>>677385119
I am circumcised, like a civilized human being. So that doesn't happen to me.
Ask an Army Fag Anything
Do they monitor your internet activity?
>>677386543
Been posted anywhere with little girls?
>>677386543
do you faggots have awesome ceremonial uniforms?
>>677386543
Shut up
>>677386687
>>677386690
>the computers in your office yeah sadly
>no idea what that mean
