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I have instant ramen
How should I cook/eat it, /b/?
69 or dubs decides
>>674397550
put it in your ass? what do you think we want you to do m8?
cook it as normal but then drain the water out and fill it with freezing water instead of the hot water and then spunk in it, mix it up and then eat it using a spoon and post proof
>>674397550
crack like 15 eggs into a pot and boil and cook the noodles in the eggs with no water
>>674397550
fuck yourself with it and then kill yourself
Shit on it
Boil
Eat
Mr Skeltal reporting in.
6"2 and 120 with a BMI of 16.
can any skeleton beat that?
nothing to be proud off XD skinny fgt
Damn i thought i was skeltal at 6' and 145. You're takin it extreme
nothing to be proud off XD skinny fgt:)
>>674397233
are you jealous?
Get naked for us slut
YFILYL
You Fall In Love You Lose
>>674396943
>>674396881
Not bad not bad, but I didn't lose yet.
Did you buy your green crap for tonight?
I have a ginger neck beard already so that counts.
Irelands color is blue anyway
>>674395137
Do Americans celebrate a holiday that isn't their own because they themselves have no culture?
Ireland fucking laugh their balls off at americunts today.
buying a $17 guinness and a $12 'kiss me i'm irish tshirt'
Why are people on Facebook such vaginas?
>>674393316
Because it's facebook.
I mean he's got a point, if somebody did that to my car I'd honestly set their house on fire. Or one day just break and completely destroy the place, like painting the walls with oil, break all the glass, dump pounds of sugar in hidden spots of the house, lay termites, dump all motor oil and erosion chemicals on the edge of their house to erode the land soil, etc.
I drive an M3. I'd slauggter someone for doing this to my car.
Maybe though he's a little prickbin his car. Probably really loud and drives like an ass. might have deserved it?
>>674394013
I just thought it was a lil over reaction. You should see the dumb shit people put on these trade and for sale pages on Facebook in south east Texas. I fucking hope and pray the whole south isn't this fucking stupid
Dubs and I'll stick my dick in a glass of water or milk. Dubs chooses
Milk
>>674396668
Anything for trips?
>>674396540
That's not even an exciting or interesting to make you do.
Fuck off retard.
>>674396728
Ideas?
Rolling for milk. Ive never even thought about sticking my dick in a glass of milk, but now I want to try. I just might.
dubs for nudes
Fuck it. I'll roll.
>>674395758
thats some pretty okay cleavage
>>674396022
winrar
also rolling for more
>>674396022
go, OP
>>674396022
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IS THIS A JOKE? YOU DONT EVEN OWN A KEKSHED AND YOU WANT TO VOTE FOR THE NEXT HITLER? IS THIS TRUE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0di JNybk0Mw
Commence dump, im collecting rare benefit man meme.
rate my friends mom's pussy
bin
laden
>>674395587
Fuck off
>>674395587
Fucking gross. Throw it in the bin.
>>674395587
Moar/10
Twitch thread?
Twitch please
/Rebornify start with this
/emiliahult
We need a SJW to mess with
BUMPerino
Hi there /b/
16 yo faggot here, just wanted to ask you older, and smarter faggots a little question. atm i know 4 languages (includes german, russian, english and polish), and i'm thinking learning some asian language next year. Problem is i've got no idea what i should be doing for living, Any kind of suggestions ?
dont give a fuck about your situation OP just testing if i'm banned or not
>>674392124
Youre not
no one cares faggot
>>674392020
im pretty sure they make you take an aptitude test or something like that to see what job would fit you
На сколько хорошо ты русский знаешь?
What's this guy's catchphrase again?
>>674394737
Bazinga.
Fight me.
YA DINGUS!
Zimbabwe
>>674394737
Blumpkin
va-va-va-voom
turkiye in the /b/
Vakit geldi!
doka doka allah
>>674394442
kek
Und
>>674393354
Guys if you have any pics woman being beaten,spanked,degraded,tortured,ra ped or punished please post ITT
>>674396258
jesus fuck wtf
>>674396384
Home abortion
Come fap to my fiance!
Rate/discuss her and ill continue to post her with less and less clothing!
smile
drunk cheesin
bikini
>>674395866
She has too many teeth. Have you checked that she isn't a great white shark. I've been deceived many times into proposing to sharks. The key is to x-ray them, as sharks don't have bones, they just have cartilage.
Sneaky fucking sea tigers.
she's hot mate
how old?
Sexy sisters thread. Post your sibling you wanna fuck.
>>674396043
>>674396251
>>674396480
go on
>>674396551
Seems like there are a lot of threads about Hillary and Sanders these days. Looks like tumblr and leddit are working overtime to get their points across.
My question to all the Hillary and Sanders supports is, what's going to change? You really think you're going to get free college? You really think the United States will have a kumbaya moment? You really think the Middle East will magically fix itself and have peace?
I got news for all of you. Get ready for the reality of student debt, get ready for race violence, and get ready for war, cause this
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OP just said the realest shit I've heard on 4chan in the entire election season.
Obama was going to fix all these problems, OP.
Leftist cucks take the same action over and over, expecting different results.
Stupid niggers.
PS: OP=faggot.
>>674394597
Bush gave us 9/11, turned our national surplus into a deficit we will never pay, got us involved in two shitty wars we're still paying for, fucked the education system to high heaven, and lost our spot as the number one global superpower. Nobody has fucked the country as badly as conservatives.
That's why I'm voting for trump. We're gonna come crashing down anyway. We might as well be doing it with trump eating a Pizza Hut, pizza on the white house lawn while the star spangled banner by jimi Hendrix plays. We're all fucked no matter what we do.
>>674393775
Trump wasn't my 2nd or even 3rd choice, but I'll take him over those to liberal/socialist idiots any day of the week.
Trump - A businessman who will say whatever it takes to land the deal. It doesn't matter if he can't do it right then, he'll try to figure it out later on. Sometimes he fails, but he's at least trying to do business.
Sanders - We need SOME socialism in our society, but already have too much. Giving away stuff and/or doing for things for those who should...
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mom and son
>>674394714
bump
>>674394714
>>674394714
>>674394912
Why is it always the iron giant characters?
>be me
>sharing bedroom with sister
>her new bf sleeps here since 5 days
>he is an asshole
>he wanna sleep here tonight again
>plsno
what to do /b/?
Man up and kick him out maybe ?
>>674394230
Kill him
>>674394480
My sister won´t let me.Dad too.
>>674394574
Are you a guy ?
>>674394230
fuck your sister before he arrives
post some slavs here
Here's a slav girl
>>674393968
This is the perfect picture to represent slav guys and girls. Guys, serious case of ugly. Girls, the hottest. What's the deal with broccoli
We should've nuked them when we had the chance. Also, they are the savages and butchers of WWII and Hitler was framed.
>>674393750
Why are they always squatting?
