Can someone make me more skinny
>>674396091
>2008
>>674396588
this
>the oldest photo on the internet
sup /b/ dubs names my new kitten
>>674398310
Lil Hitler
Kitler
Manon
Hitler II
Rate my gf
>>674396659
8/10
nice ass
Timestamp looks promising
8/10 easy, fucking epic ass, more please?
First three words that come to mind
>>674397998
How do I upvote this?
>>674397998
dat ass
>>674397998
Gold star piss
>>674397998
This
How often do you think about suicide?
Lately not that much, last year...daily
>>674394354
Not often enough.
>>674394354
Weekly at least.
Uploaded parts I and II of me and my sister, enjoy
http://sexysiblingtime.tumblr.com/
>>674398140
Story? Ages?
>>674398140
Anyone have part III
Spam, survery trash, ignore this thread
>>674398140
>tumblr
Worth watching though
KAHOOT RAID GET IN HERE LETS MAKE MY TEACHER MAD, BE AS /OFFENSIVE/ AS POSSIBLE. TEACHERS NAME IS MR.TOLSON
PIN IS 189016
>>674396393
Bumpin for interest aaaaand otw
Reporting in as FuckMyPussy
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Ok, just for you to know, when a sniper targets you, you don't end the phrase with a "-".
You don't have time to type "-", you just die.
Here is an exemp
>>674398027
the fuck are you taliking about? what sni
Are you all ret
that asshole just killed my frien
What the fuck did you just fucking say abo
Bumb
Make a new one right before the last one dies
>>674397735
info on the chick on the right?
Oh shit, who the fuck is she?
Can you Guys help me identify this found it at school today under my desk
They look like some kind of pills
Ecstasy maybe?
>>674398331
baby asprin, food for the heart. eat it
it's cancer
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>>674394556
full, post another
>>674394556
Add adriandolska7447
>>674394556
full
>>674394556
Add jn132220 I'll contribute
Dava Foxx thread
Degrade this fat fag pls
pretty decent size cock for a fatty
>>674396328
Thank you sir.
>>674396165
Spread your cheecks boy.
I don't have a date to prom /b/
And I don't see anyway that I'm gonna get one.
Am I gonna miss out of I don't go?
>>674397793
Don't be tethered down
>>674397793
ask your dad to go with you OP
>>674397793
Are you a guy or girl? Are you a junior or senior?
>>674397793
>prom
Only in america does there have to be a special occasion for kids to be sociable
This is gonna be a long one guys, buckle up I need some serious advice. I promise you that this will be the most interesting thing on /b/ at least for today.
Longtime /b/ lurker about 10 years now first post in a longtime
Here's my situation.
Me: 5th year senior in college, 6' 220, no self confidence (anxiety, slight depression, self image issues) Virgin loser with a decent income would rate my looks a 3/10
>rewind 8 years
>be 15
>playing cod online all the time
>doing decent had like a 3.7k/d
>eventually join a clan game battles all the nerdy shit you do when your a lost teen
>get close to my clan we play all the time
>just about every night, didn't go out very much at the time
>clan had about 8 people in it
>one was a foreign girl about my age
>play all the time with them, and eventually start getting friendlier with her (never seen her only spoke)
>like hopping on Xbox just to talk in a party with her and stuff
>eventually get pretty close and begin to know each other very deeply sharing personal things with each other
>at this point it's all been friendly, flirty, but she was fun to talk to honestly
>and not to mention she sounds like she'd be pretty hot with her Dutch accent
>obviously at this point I want to know what she looks like and vice Versa we share facebooks and hers is very.... Empty.
>I'm not an idiot so this has me pretty worried, under a hundred friends, 4 or 5 pictures, literally nothing on the wall
>but that's not it....
>the craziest part of it all that made me start to think catfish was when I went through her pictures....
Bump with photoshopped shit
(1/?)
>I scroll through her page and she's literally super hot, like a fucking model. Literally on her page it says she's a model and her photos are modeling pics.
>yeah exactly, catfish alarm
>remember, I'm an overweight ugly dude, but my Facebook page was legit, and hers looks like it was made a week ago
>at the time I'm pretty lonely tho
>I just look over it and figure "what the fuck" not like she likes halfway across the world or anything (spoiler alert: she does)
>keep playing xbox with her and keep talking and skype calling with her (never video calls tho, said she didn't have a webcam but I'd video chat her with mine)
>looking back I guess I wanted to believe... I Guess that's why I kept talking to her
>many months go by
>still talking to her on a regular basis
>only voice calls and chat never vids chat
>we get pretty close at this point
>honestly a very awesome fun personality, I really did enjoy talking with her and she we were, as I've said, very close with each other verbally.
>we eventually start to get on the talk about what if we ever met?
>this is when things really get interesting.....
(2/?)
Continue...
Sounds suspect af op.
>>674397437
Please keep bumped as I type if y'all are interested
bumping for catfish story
HAAIII, don't even try! Proof that birds are tough as shit. Also general bird-thread.
these guys literally construct fuck shacks and surround them with the dankest shit they can find to attract lady birds.
they're called satin bowerbirds, and i think males collect blue because its the most rare in nature. so its usually man made shit.
>>674397374
Bower birds. Total pros.
>>674396635
Lyre bird is best bird, can make muslamic raygun noise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSZtoXIb7do
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>>674396352
Teachers name
>>674396352
Nigger here
>>674396352
DRAGONDI1D0Sxxx Reporting in... FUCK BOOI
I have instant ramen
How should I cook/eat it, /b/?
69 or dubs decides
>>674397550
put it in your ass? what do you think we want you to do m8?
cook it as normal but then drain the water out and fill it with freezing water instead of the hot water and then spunk in it, mix it up and then eat it using a spoon and post proof
>>674397550
crack like 15 eggs into a pot and boil and cook the noodles in the eggs with no water
>>674397550
fuck yourself with it and then kill yourself
Mr Skeltal reporting in.
6"2 and 120 with a BMI of 16.
can any skeleton beat that?
nothing to be proud off XD skinny fgt
Damn i thought i was skeltal at 6' and 145. You're takin it extreme
nothing to be proud off XD skinny fgt:)
>>674397233
are you jealous?
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