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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ask a teen who found his mother dead this morning anything.
>>684118598
Was she cold?
You play Stardew Valley?
You okay my friend ? We will be always with you !
>>684118675
Nah
>>684118662
And yeah, she had been gone for a couple hours before I found her.
>>684118598
>mother dies
>can only ama on /b/
You don't seem upset. Where was she when you found her?
Caitlyn Jenner considering ‘de-transitioning’ ‘in the next couple years,’ author claims
Gimmee a fuckin' break. What's he gonna do now? Get an addadicktome?
What fucking restroom is HE gonna use now?
He never cut it off...
>>684114222
>addadicktome
Fuckin beautiful, OP
>>684114317
yeah exactly. I've always been convinced this is the most elaborate publicity seeking event in history
>>684114222
>addadicktome
>>684114222
>What fucking restroom is HE gonna use now?
probably his grave
hey /b/ros what do you think of my rolling skills?
good but you still need practice
>>684115658
good enuff 6/10
What do you think of mine
dubs and your rolling skills are as good as mine
>>684116116
would suck/10
BRITISH GIRLS THREAD
BONUS POINTS FOR HAMPSHIRE SLUTS
>>684115942
:^)
>>684115942
why is buttholes on nipples, nipples meant to be on nipples not buttholes
Non-Porn Webms
Cringe thread
Also OC
>>684117125
NYPA
>>684117290
I wasn't trying to make you my personal army, just forgot to cover the name
Rate my sister
>>684116656
A out of B
>>684116656
lives in so cal? middle eastern / afghani?
Post a nude and Ill fap
>>684116656
head looks very big for that body
>>684116656
[ X ] Would fuck
[ _ ] Would not fuck
My friends and i have been having fun in bars in New York City doing the following.
>talk about a guy named Edward and how much of an asshole he is
>then start to generalize it
>all edwards are useless
>edwards don't take responsibility for their children
>edwards are lazy
>i wouldn't want my sister dating an edward
>etc
We have
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>>684116313
Edward Nigger Hands.
Yeah OP I feel you, when I was 9 I kept saying 'buck you' to my teacher, and saying she can't get mad because it's not a curse. Glad to hear you're still a child at heart in an increasingly cynical world.
>>684116528
yeah see not as funny. you're kind of missing the joke.
>>684116528
although i ahve also done the joke
>knock knock
>bartender says who's there
>i say nigger
>and then she screams in anger
>never get tot he punchline.
then i turn it around and say now you do it.
and of course they chicken out
>bartender: knock knock
>me: who's...
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>>684116590
thanks dude, yeah it still cracks us up shit like that.
Like this one? How to use?
>>684116253
I will put this all in her mouth and in her ass
>>684117338
Show ass and feet
>>684117595
moarr nude photo. Im new here
>>684117595
Awesome.. I wont to fuck your spread legs
does anybody want to continue a dropbawks thread without it getting sunk by a spastic?
please. that guy was a faggot. we know who im talking about
reposting last link
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/og7vbvlqbfrz99q/AAC3JccjXalzr2pCPNCHsllba
>>684116112
Was just gonna post rhis before 404
Only box i have atm
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/bs478eul1g7g0ke/AABS6gLshIEJHVzibHU3bB_Za?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/y6epvjteryqwh4r/AABBRRaCZQDAoQ8gox0Vkzaga?dl=0
>>684116190
decent link although im pretty sure a bunch of people were clamoring for something different
Bored in English class. Give me something interesting to do /b/.
Trips decide.
And no, I will not suck the guy in front me dick. He's a downy.
suck the one sitting behind you off
>>684116333
Checked and poke downy with pencil
>>684116444
That was quick
>>684116444
Winrar
>>684116444
WINRAR!!!!
feels thread, /b/.
my dad called me a mutant yesterday. he said that i will never do shit in my life and that i'm a fucking failure. he's probably right
teenage mutant ninja turtles
Get out there and prove that fucker wrong, take a risk, take a chance, shove a set of keys for a new Bentley in his face in 5 years time and walk off.
Thats what I did, anythings possible anon.
>>684115522
Triple Dubs confirms it as the truth, get out there and get money OP.
My dad gang raped me with his mates.
When I went to the police twice they didn't believe me.
I killed him and one of his friends.
Left them naked in the basement.
Called the cops.
I'm in jail for 30-life
Pretty sure my life's fucked
>>684115687
Vengeance is sweet anon, your time in Jail isn't deserved but know that you did the right thing.
hello /boxxy/!
/boxxy/?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y!!!!!
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK_AEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HUMAN OF DAUGHTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Youtube videos of internet of I am of living:_{------------------\_
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and
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Wanna see her sucking cocks?
>>684117156
Only if they are BBCs
>>684117156
yes
I'm pretty sure her cock doesn't suck that much anon.
Sure
Does any one else get pissed off when you see an ellipses...
They just... grind my gears...
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Like an example is usually on Facebook I see beaner parents use them often.
Like they will be like
Happy b day... love you
Hope...it's...good
Ted stayed their quiet looking into donald dull blue eyes just looking at them made his body tickle then donald said"Im gonna fuck you..."Ted never this much nervousness ted gathered his bravely together and whsipered into donalds cute little ears"K." The hot air hit donalds ear making twitch in the background hillary clinton was screeching like a banshee bernie shouted "TEDY SAN!?"was left heartbroken the crowd stayed quiet nothing could be heard only the breathing of the two love birds Donald struggled with self control he just wanted to fill...
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>>684117542
Dawg, even skimming that upset me
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We all know about holohoax already, but when did you stop believing in the spinning dreidel-earth?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ3 -0c2EglA
>>684116895
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>>684117137
woah
Can't wait for the rounders to show up and start talking about it can only be round cause muh gravity would compress into a perfect sphere.
>>684116895
Turtles all the way down.
Wow. So you're telling me that ancient civilizations could make logical observations about their current understanding of the world and that because they all have the same ideas that it somehow makes it more true.
Neat.
7 decides?
I'm actually playing through FFIX right now, too! I named her 'Gary'.
So, roll for Gary.
>>684116189
Name her Gary
AnalCake
Gary
Fagger
>i- is is still h-happening?
>>684117091
Yeah
>>684117091
Bump
>>684117307
>>684117396
Where is everyone? It's Friday.
>>684117494
Out with friends because they have lives?
Hahahah jk
I dunno
Obama administration will be sending a letter to every public school in the US that anymore can use any bathroom or locker room they want. What does /b/ think about this?
>>684115857
It's a good thing.
An oppurtunity to take advantage of the system while it lasts
America used to be cool.
>>684116108
Now I can jack off in women's high bathrooms.
Thanks Obama!
>>684115857
I'd be 'identifying" as female during gym class
/b/ I need help. Can you determine how mad my best friend is?
>months ago I post some snaps of her in bra here
>give account names
>fucked up
>she forgives me
>im a fucking retard and post her pics again
I just want to fucking die
Post pics.
You've already posted pictures of her here, so it doesn't matter anymore. If you let us see what you posted, then we can give you better advice.
>>684115195
Also OP, if you're a dude, wtf is wrong with you? Gonna make this bitch yours? If no peepee, post teetee.
>>684115313
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