fuck it start rolling
rollerino
About time
ravioli ravioli what's in the pocketoli
Reroll
Give me some D&D character ideas.
Sounds fun, right? I'd go to /tg/, but we all know /b/ has the best ideas.
>>684119296
What edition?
>>684119532
I'm looking for ideas, personalities, quirks, and the like, so the edition shouldn't /really/ matter.
I am, sadly, playing 4th, though.
>>684119532
Does it fucking matter it's a character not a fucking game
Roll a halfing faggot. Equip nothing but a chickens roped to each hand and a tiny thong
>>684119968
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Hey /b/ros I just had to give up on another semester of school because of my depression. No therapist has helped at all. what are some solid tips to help get me through this.
>>684117283
Get laid.
My problem was I don't have a car.
Don't go to college without a car.
Any relationship you form in college without a car will fall apart.
They'll get picked up on by some other guy who probably had their parents buy him a car.
Also, do not have relationships in college.
The girls are often sluts, and got good reason too.
There's a strategy called stringing which women like to do at that age. They want to form a circle of admirers as an instinctive survival mechanism. The surrounding munchkin betas are immediately willing to provide her any protection and support. Don't be fooled by muscles either, the guy still hanging around her and not getting any is a beta trying to prove himself.
Get a job first, build a little capital, but supplies to live comfortably while studying. Have a car.
This is where I'm at right now. I'm saving to buy a car and then get back to college. Kinda sucks I'm not blessed with rich parents but, whatever.
>>684117283
Also, work out.
Get fit.
When you're fit people are naturally attracted to you.
Forget working hard to make friends, draw them to you with the gravitational pull of your biceps.
>>684117283
Also! Listen to motivational speakers. I personally love Jim Rhon.
O find what really gets me down is a sense of no direction.
Jim Rhon helps me with a sense of direction.
Don't listen to I've One Direction. That's a horrible boy band.
>>684118508
>>684118201
>>684117283
I was in the same position as you OP but I'm going for Chemical Engineering and I think I finally managed to turn things around. This guy gives some good hints and such, and working out definitely helps in liking yourself more which is likely a reason you're so depressed. The best sort of advice I can give though is give yourself purpose. As a man, we thrive when we're given purpose and drive into something meaningful, like careers and studies. Give yourself goals through out the day like hitting the gym, hanging out with your friend, finishing all you can so you can feel accomplished . And give yourself long term goals as well, no matter what you decide to be while you're in college, be the best you can absolutely be at it. These things are the true keys to fighting off that depression for good and being happy.
Post potatos
How many McDonald's cheeseburgers can you eat in a row? My record is 17. If you can't eat at least 10, kill yourself.
Inb4 "I'm vegan"
>>684118684
dude I love cheeseburgers but what the fuck man, who fucking buys that's much mcdonalds? Usually get 2-3 double cheeseburgers and some fries. I do remove bottoms buns on two and make myself a fat quad cheeseburger.
>>684118684
18 here, how many mcdoubles can you eat doe faggot
>>684118684
McDonald's is shit, so is most fast food. If you enjoy eating that cardboard like shit, kys.
You know the name of this anime ??
4chan pls: D
hmm
>>684119349
tried whatanime.ga ?
Monitoring
Kodomo no jikan
Got some nice upskirt today at college. Anyone else got some
>>684119326
share bro
>>684119326
Got anymore?
>>684119431
I got one more
the other day i got posted on here saying i was creepy and i want you all to know you are all the creepy ones and i get loads of girls so im not a 'fag' this face is what pulls all of them
fuck all of you loners
>>684119785
Hodor
>>684119969
HODOR!
>>684119785
Hodor? Hodor Hodor!? HODOR!!!
FUCK YOU I DON'T LOOK LIKE HODOR
Celeb Thread
Your turn
https://www.politicalcompass.org/
>>684118573
Fuck Communism
>>684118573
I think most reasonable people with a brain are around the middle , leaning towards libertarianism.
Just a shame that so few politicians hang out in that area.
Who wants to see all the diff pics I took of my girls ass in her panties
Pro tip: Only Quads trips or double double gets asshole pic
No, thank you.
Keep goin?
>>684116500
Why would anyone want that?
/b/ please tell me how to fuck my cousins. I am obsessed with them I fap to their pics daily and cant stop.
pic related its my cousins.
Get them drunk. Pic looks like they're half way there.
One on the left or right is younger? How old?
>>684117806
yes and then? they wont just magically suck my dick.
>>684117891
both 18
>>684117678
id suggest using your penis
We post our doggors.
>>684117898
Do you mean "dogs"?
That makes way more sense.
>>684117898
>>684117967
man it's got human eyes that's no good
There hasn't been one of year threads on how fucking long?
rool
>>684117923
roll
fghj
Let's do this. Rolling!
ITT: The dumbest shit you've seen recently.
>> Paleo website saying aspartame is damgerous
>> MFW there is more scientific evidence that paleo is dangerous than aspartame
>>684116699
>Mfw you're a faggot that takes artificial sugar more seriously than a basic diet that humans have had for thousands of years
Get the fuck out junior
paleo is dumb but aspartame isnt exactly healthy nigger
>>684116699
the part that mentions google results is kind of stupid, since people live in their own filter (search) bubble
my search doesn't even put that in the first 3 pages
other than that, aspartame and splenda (sucralose) and a whole bunch of chemical creations are all bad for you, deadly even.
aspartame is an addictive, excitoneurotoxic, carcinogenic, genetically-engineered drug and adjuvant that damages human mitochondria.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/255633/Diet-drinks-make-you-fat
Ok /b/ your making your own snuff movie and she is the star. How does she die?
Happily in her bed at age 89 of natural causes surrounded by her loving family
>>684116935
Weak
Anybody
>>684116580
>you pretend to make a real snuff film by strangle fucking her
>in reality; she is fine and was never injured as it was all an act
>you decide to release this very realistic video online as everyone believes it is 100% real
>profit?
weird how this has never been done before
I'm gonna roll a marijuana cigarette and general stoner thread.
>>684116894
I'm getting 2g on tuesday. Haven't smoked in years and this stuff is high quality which used to be impossible to get here. Should I buy a pipe or roll with tabc as is standard here?
>>684117236
If it's been that long just use rolling papers since you might get pretty high.
Take it slow and easy.
>>684117384
don't wanna burn through it quickly though. have a free house for a week and wanna make it last.
>>684117497
Then pack small bowls and take it easy.
Ylyl thread my friends. Give me your best bananas
Name my band /b/
>inb4 mods
We are 19
>>684117319
Anal for my Valentine
2 faggots 1 suicide note
>>684117319
Peter puffer and the curly headed Jew fag.
If pic related was your slave for the weekend and had to do whatever you wanted, wat would you do with/to her?
Absolutely nothing. I'll continue living my usual life.
Force her to have a salad.
get her to lose weight
Ask her politely to leave.
