Greentext thread?
ITT: All photos above trips will be printed out and shoved in my neighbour's mailbox
Hold down the "t" key for as long as you can hold your breath
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>>685130355
Dubs lol
This was fucking hard
>>685130244
No.
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FB fap thread
>>685124914
>>685124667
Anyone from Oslo?
Bored semi-stoner here, recently moved
Du høres kjedelig ut.
>>685123659
Han bor i Oslo. Så klart han er kjedelig.
Fusja meg..
Oslo folk
DEUTSCHER FADEN - Ausgabe zum Mittag und Nachmittag
Hereinspaziert.
Ich hoffe dass die Qualität der Fäden heute an die von gestern anschließt.
Um mit gutem Beispiel voran zu gehen gibt es (wie gewohnt) Fragen:
Habt ihr Pflanzen in der Wohnung, auf dem Balkon oder im Garten?
Wann wart ihr das letzte Mal in einer Blibliothek?
Seid ihr in einer Partei oder anderweitig politisch aktiv?
Habt ihr eine Deutschlandflagge zu hause?
Welchen Beruf hat/hatte euer Vater?
Bonus: postet ein Bild von eurem Computer Desktop.
>>685119326
>Habt ihr Pflanzen in der Wohnung, auf dem Balkon oder im Garten?
Ja, auf dem Balkon ein paar Blümchen und Wein.
>Wann wart ihr das letzte Mal in einer Blibliothek?
Bestimmt schon gut ein jahr her.
>Seid ihr in einer Partei oder anderweitig politisch aktiv?
Nein.
>Habt ihr eine Deutschlandflagge zu hause?
Ja. Eine etwas größere und eins zwei kleine.
>Welchen Beruf hat/hatte euer Vater?
Lehrer.
Niemand da?
>>685119326
>Hereinspaziert.
>Ich hoffe dass die Qualität der Fäden heute an die von gestern anschließt.
>Um mit gutem Beispiel voran zu gehen gibt es (wie gewohnt) Fragen:
>Habt ihr Pflanzen in der Wohnung, auf dem Balkon oder im Garten?
Ja, Kaktus, Basilikum, Lavendel
>Wann wart ihr das letzte Mal in einer Blibliothek?
Vor einem Monat
>Seid ihr in einer Partei oder anderweitig politisch aktiv?
Noch nicht
>Habt ihr eine Deutschlandflagge zu hause?
Ja, an der Wand
>Welchen Beruf hat/hatte euer Vater?
Botschafter xD
>>685120267
Comäck auch mal wieder da. Es dachten shcon alle du wärst weg.
Name any two swordsmen that would best these two.
>pro tip: you cant
That chick from that movie.
The guy from katana gatori
Himura Kenshin and Sagara Sanosuke
Me
Okay /b/
Here's the deal.
I am not a pedophile, but I am seriously considering kidnapping a child and young as possible and grooming them, over years, meticulously, to be the perfect mate when they're older.
I know I have snapped. I know I'm insane and I know I'm disgusting.
I hate women, I fucking hate them. They never take accountability for their actions, They never take blame, they always find some fucking excuse, they have no loyalty.
I've had girlfriends and flings from 14-22, I'm 25 now, it's been 3 years. I just can't look at a woman and not feel disgust.
how can I fight this impulse. I just want love and to be loved.
I want to protect someone, and provide for them.
I want someone to crawl in bed with me every night and hold me.
I hate how weak I've become.
Pic related. The sweet, uncorrupted , still loving, still pure, still excited, still exuberant image of my fantasy.
The kind of girl you can say "Wanna watch a movie" and they hop up and down with a genuine smile on their face.
Also, general loli thread and should I go through with my plan?
>>685127156
Get a cat you fuck
>>685127156
Kys
Save the criminal justice system and taxpayers the money and effort
It's a downward spiral and you're only going to get worse
kill yourself you fucking fat ugly piece of shit. this isn funny its disgusting
>>685127156
Don't kidnap anyone. That is the worst possible solution.
celeb thread. only actual visible boobs.
>>685124796
>>685124796
Breasts are for feeding infants, theyre not sexual organs.
Your desire to look at them is a subconscious desire to resist cultural taboos.
The breasts you find aren't attractive in other cultures, where taboos differ, in some feet or ankles are sought after.
Pathetic.
>>685125353
Lolwut
>>685125353
nigger fuck off to germany i wanna see fucking titties
Post your pet.
Nice cat.
Guess his name. Hint: Star Wars.
>>685125752
That cat is fucking adorable
>>685127004
Picard
New waifu thread
Might aswell roll
rollizings
fucker
repost
ITT: Post pics of girls you know and other anons will reply with how they would fuck them. PART 2.
Replies get replies.
What's the best game and why is it Overwatch?
Ever since playing overwatch every other game just sucks in comparison. I have been so bored lately.
>>685119914
same
>>685119914
It's like tf2 with quake 3 mixed up. Best combo ever
>>685119914
5 days
Rule 34/Western Hentai thread
>>685124568
"she milked the 3 of us" - cringe as fuck
Guys think girls dislike giving head.
I'm a 21 year old female and I fucking love it
tits or gtfo
>>685115059
Tits?
>>685115059
#notallgirls
>>685115059
Depends on the girl really. You like sucking uncircumcised dick? Or do you just enjoy the cut variety. Could be that you just enjoy some thing in your thoat that cuts off your air...
If it's that last one let me know
rekt thread
>>685117661
Thumbs aren't that big in rl, fake and gay.
>>685117661
Look it's a cancer thread above me
>>685117888
looks real to me
not a trap thread ;)
>>685123678
>not a trap thread ;)
Good, because we wouldnt want a faggy trap thread now would we?!
post your rare blarts
fuck...
peep peep meme creep always fucking gets me...
How often do you think about suicide?
>>685117499
From time to time. Fantasizing about death is my form of escapisim.
errday. sucks I just dont have the balls to take the plunge
>>685117499
At it's worst, about 28 times a day.
Now, maybe twice a day.
>>685117499
I think it about but only when I'm alone and lonely
Yo.
What are you bros doin?
Tell me what the fuck to do.
Thinking of playing witcher.
Sharpie in pooper
>>685124098
i think you need to show us you face while you are cumming.
>>685124098
Underage b&
We need more of this...
