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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Favorite books thread any genre
My top three:
Ulysses - Joyce
Lolita - Nabokov
Under the Volcano - Lowry
Don Quixote and the count of monte cristo
>>686775788
Lolita, Infinite Jest if you are into drug-sub culture
Stoner
G/fur femboy edition
>>686780407
Bump
fags
Bumpin
>>686781066
fuck i want to be that bitch boy
New dick rate thread, get in here
>>686780820
That's a nice cock.. :o
oh man yeah i could use some fastpost exercise ~
Rate?
>>686781952
7/10 not bad Mr. Blonde
Who's tougher: Canadians or Americans?
>>686773825
both countries are composed of English & German settlers.
Both English and German people, are of Germanic Origin, resembling a similar genetic composition.
TL:DR; none of them are individually stronger
america does outnumber canada 10:1 so america will win a war
>>686774434
America hasn't won a war in the last 100 years; you won't make it through one of our winters.
>>686774734
listen here you fucking leaf:
the question was "who is tougher: canadians or americans"
there is practically no genetic difference between White Americans and White Canadians, as they are both atleast 80% of Germanic Origin.
Canadians
Canadians have survived against geese for hundreds of years, they've got us beat
Can someone tell me why the leaves are hanging like this?
Thanks bros
>>686781384
your plant has AIDS. don't smoke it or you'll get it too.
>>686781384
your plant's retarded OP, but on the bright side you have something in common
Either too many salts in the soil or not enough watering. I would flush the soil a bit outside.
>>686781384
u watered that bitch too much. perhaps the earth has a fungus
Take her out to you from the sun and breathe good air
Any guitarfags on /b/?
post gear.
Yamaha APX-700ii 12 string
Washburn Strat (old and cheap)
Some crappy Fender-like bass
Yamaha keyboard
Line6 UX2 interface
Shure SM58 mic
Shure SM57 mic
some samsom mic (a copy of Shure)
yeah basically a shitty cheap "studio" setup
epiphone black beauty
epiphone tobias IV deluxe
some crappy fender strat knockoff
sequoia single-cutaway acoustic (i really dont know if this is a good brand but the guitar works)
orange 20RT
Laney RB2
Im not in a band and only play in my bedroom so i need nothing more than this
Here
Not much
I'm saving up for something lifelong
>>686758000
the acoustic is by Corbin. It says sequoia on the head so i assumed that was the brand
do any of you guys have experience with mic recording?
try and roast me
I bet your watch is bigger than your cock
>>686774843
I'd rather just blow you
>>686774843
Get a shirt retard, nobody wants to see your little 12yr old puppy fat belly.
>>686774843
you're pretty chubby broseph.
>>686774954
nice try
>>686774998
thanks guy
>>686775146
>>686775234
girls don't seem to mind it
I found some kind of a weird object today on a known UFO visiting site. It's rubbery and reflects light in very weird ways
Trips decide what I do with it
Will deliver unless abducted
>>686781685
wtf
http://www.strawpoll.me/10342664
It's a bouncy ball, fag
>>686781685
I think that's called a 'little round transparent ball'
If i get trips I want you to put a sharpie in its pooper please
Take a photo of the light reflections...
>>686781685
Come on OP Stick it in your butt as far as you can even if you barely get it in I wanna see?
YLYL thread
They crossed the desert and there it was, an oasis in the sand. The lulz ran fresh and quenched their thirst, they could pluck oc right off the branches of trees. Oh, and the memes, memes as far as the eye could see like nothing they had ever seen before.
But then the darkness began to fall. They mistoke the setting sun for a promise of salvation from the baking desert, but it revealed the oasis as a mirage. They were dreaming all along as they lay dying on the desert floor. And now they're frozen bodies, reminders of what could have been.
From their lips...
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how can she worship such an evil man as Hitler?
>brutally mudered 6.7 million innocent jews
>singlehandedly plunged the world into war
>completely crazy authoritarian
surely she is just trolling..
>>686776327
Because she's retarded and doesn't care if she is a disgrace to the Germanic people of today. To the firing squad she goes.
>>686776327
Hitler did nothing wrong.
She's just a dumb kid. She will grow out of it
>>686776327
He cleaned germany. We need another hitler to get rid of those jew nigger syrian faggots invading my country
>>686776327
who is this?
Be honest
Your age:
How many women you've fucked:
21
0
could have with one though but told her not to come in my house
Age: 8
Girls: 69
Trololololololololol u just got pranked le maymays XDDDDDDDD!!!!!
Age: 24
Girls fucked: 2
>>686782781
18
0
Age 23
Women 11
Just got divorced too. Military life.
Waifu claiming thread
>early bake edition
Here are the rules:
>Silica is king nig nog
>Asuka is mootles
>no loods or rpging you larping cuck
>most important: eye am the strongest
>Early bake edition.
No.
too early
>>686780186
just look at the number of posters
Make me cringe
>>686779163
Look in a mirror
Anyone have this?
Bump
>>686776407
Sauce?
dude
https://www.fakku.net/manga/i-love-my-big-sister-english
>>686776628
You need a paid account to look at that, dipshit.
Bumping because reverse image search is trash.
Maybe a futa thread in the mean time?
Small young looking females
Help OP out
is cp authorized ?
>>686776895
no, enjoy ur ban
>>686776895
yes go on
>>686776991
even 12 years old ? come on !
New friend thread: Post friends you want to fuck, other anons rate and say what sort of shit they'd do to them Reply for a reply
Massive slut who actually sent nudes when I joking asked for them.
>>686779518
That is a nice girl to breed with, good choice OP.
>>686779751
Did you send pics of dick back?
WHERE MY NUGGERS AT
Crazy Days and Nights edition
Elise may have the biggest eyes in the world and I say that as a good thing
Tits
Get your asses back in here, new bread now with weather analysis by Elise
>>686774685
threads dead because no tits
>>686774685
who dat she looks like twilight princess character
Post 10/10 Celebs. I'll start.
>>686776901
Be quiet. Emma is an angel.
>>686776584
Wop bop bam bam who likes a nigger
My GF doesn't like to shave her pussy. I love a clean and shaved puss, hairy vaginas turn me off. She claims getting yeast infections when she shaves her roach. How can I make her to shave more often or at least to trim the fucking hair down. Is it true that it causes infections down there? Please help. Picture not related.
She just doesn't want you to see her herpes.
Just don't fuck her until further notice.
Tell her to wax that shit because you don't like flossing your teeth when you go down town.. wtf dude..
>>686771247
it could get itchy if she has old cheap razors but it doesn't cause infections
unshaved is disgusting who wants to have a mouth of fur?
>>686771247
Hair has nothing to do with infection beside your body, intim area has to get used to the shaving, it takes a while, also you can get an inch and all that but after some shaving and time, it should feel comfortable and smooth
may use some body lotion for shaving after it
Fun Hacks thread
>>686777007
Don't do it, it creates mustard gas.
ruins camera with ink. I remember when these were creative
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in hand.
>>686777007
Mustard grass
>>686777007
what is this supposed to do? burn your skin?
