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Finally getting my license back in a couple weeks. Problem is I'm required to have an interlock system installed. Does /b/ have any tips for getting around these kinds of things without getting caught?

Pic related
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>>684222192
i do

don't fucking drink and drive like a piece of shit

retard
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>>684222192
have a sober person drive
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>>684222323
This
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Don't drink and drive, you fuck.

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s/fur
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I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
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waifu claim thread

>claim waifu
>insult other waifu
>discuss
>rules
>most important: stay genki!

Shiro claimed.
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Dio-sama...
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Obligatory claim.
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>>684221576
claim
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>>684221518
I thought u were a big strong waifu not a little babby one
Just do it be one of us cool waifus
>>684221565
U ever done this before?

>claiming

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http://socket.computer/

can anyone break this virtual xp machine?
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>>684216049
so yeah forkbombs are fun
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lol someone tried to go for the bonzi but got firewalled
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>>684216049
if we get a terminal we can kill ntsokrnl in C:\Windows\System32
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i saw someone try to go to 4chan but closed the window?

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Call me cute and let me call you daddy and nudes will come.
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>>684220511
Your cute
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put some tweezers to that hairy fucking mole first
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>>684220511
welcome back
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You were in yesterday you had a pentagram on and were playing Xbox naked you live in Canberra. You're not that bad of a person

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>>684220962
more please!
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pair of bisexual tiny filipino sluts
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Need more of her

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ITT: Jokes only Oldfags will understand
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Going to YouTube and watching videos on 4Chan's history doesn't mean you're an oldfag.
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>>684220787
Well I mean it was full of aids
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>>684221027
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newfags can't triforce
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>>684221648
She has really big feet!
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>>684221648
Great body, amazing girl
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>>684221648
her ass is bleeding from gettin fucxked
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>>684221648
good work OP youre not a faggot
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>>684221648
Super fast download

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PHRENOLOGY THREAD

Ethnicity exists and is linked to behavior, post links.
Animal heraldry begot human heraldry in the empires of old. Some people have culturally appropriated the wisdom learned from a millenia of these human experiments.

In genetics there are two catagories of data, genotype (genetic code) and phenotype (physical traits exhibited). Rules of thumb about hybrid vigor and offspring percentages were similar for all mammals... including humans.

Inbreeding was deemed negative after extensive testing.

When the phenotype of an organism is observed and its appearance is related to its behavior, this is called phrenology (or facio-cranial sciences if you want to recatagorize and over catagorize a topic so as to stigmatize it into a small specialist role, but along with neurosciece, phrenology will investigate the concept of mental behavioral links compared to brain structure, one day soon, if not 50 years ago in secret).

So many call phrenology psuedo science but much like the pheonix, phrenology is being resurrected publically, now. Israel already uses phrenology in both negative and positive societal/cultural roles, some of which are long standing like the shaming of the red headed "bastard jews", which has now gone from the british kikes to a full on accepted and normalized gentile hating joke cross culturally and worldwide.

But any rabbi will tell you the goal is worldwide cultural conversion...and what a culture it is...you should read up on what you will be fully subsumed by so you stop being such a goy (tribe/cow) shiksa (insect).
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>>684218363
No.
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>>684218363
You are so stupid... Phrenology is know to be absolutely false. And the picture is as stupid as you: how can you pretend that JEW is a race. It's a religion, faggot. I am french, I am Jew, and I do not look at all like on this picture.
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>>684219591
Proof.
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Ok /b/, it's been over a year since I've last had sex. I'm really wanting to tomorrow night. I've saved over two thousand and I'm not above getting an escort. How would I go about doing that, I've never even tried to get one before?
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just lick ppl that look like sluts if they don't freakout then they r whores if they do freak they aren't

If you don't want to lick people then you don't have the balls to get a whore
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Really? None of you have ever been with a hooker before?
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Craigslist and you can fuck someone for free
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>>684218740
google backpage

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Hot
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thicc
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>>684215281
need more material to decide
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Both
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shes hot so show us her butthole op

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What can I do to lower my sex drive? I don't care if it's unhealthy, as long as I don't have to cut my penis off.
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Get married.
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>>684215101
no fucking joke here. the truth has been spoken
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>>684214951
Pick up a hobby.
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>>684215101
can confirm did not work

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Create your own ideal waifu with http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator and rate other peoples shit tier waifus.
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>>684217370
lol why is your waifu a trap faggot
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Probably a shit game, but whatever... I will take your bait, Anon.
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Bumping...
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It's an okay game, I guess.

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If you could save 1000 people from death by killing me, would you do it?
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>>684216686
who are you and what's your story? I also need to know the other 1000 peoples stories and traits otherwise imma let them die
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>>684216686
maybe are u nice
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>>684216686
of those 1000 people perhaps one of them will be m'lady and appreciate my heroism for saving her.
yeah you're fuckin dead dude soz
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>>684216838
I am a successful software engineer ($240K/y), 26, no gf or even a pet. I do have a lot of relatives, but no one dependent upon me.

The rest of the people have various different stories. Go pick the first 1,000 random people out of a stadium, and those are the people. Just nameless faces

Withdrawing off of heroin sucks. I have no way to get methadone or suboxone. Am i fucked or what?
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>>684219315
Nah, just stop being a fucking pussy and smoke a ton of weed like I did when I quit.
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get kratom or if you can't Imodium will help a little
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>>684219315
What made you decide to quit?
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get immodium, vitamins, and dxm.

if you can get clonidine, gabapentin, benzos

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Just tried to launch doom multiplayer and my computer shut off. Now it won't urn back on at all. Don't know what to do :(
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>>684215429
Because you're a fag
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>dual channel ram not in dual channel slots

just throw everything in the trash
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I can't be assed to find one, but /g/ should have some troubleshooting guides.

The new Doom is pretty dank. Godspeed, Anon.
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>>684215542
If I stoput being a fag will my pc turn back on?

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>>684217607
moree
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>>684217858
>[This post requires a 4chan Gold Account to be seen]
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YLYL
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>>684216326
>when you find out today is career day
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>>684217113
Made me smile
>>684216326
Did not
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I'm going to intern for a defense contractor this summer. They said that they have the right to drug test me in a standard contract. I was planning to start the summer off with some weed. Is that a bad idea? Do they actually test interns?
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Yes, it is required if you are supporting a Defense contract. If you are not a habitual user, it will be out of your system in 30 days.
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Shoot, all right. If they don't do it at the start, would they test later on?
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oh good. i stumbled upon a weed related thread. so i dont smoke often. like once in a blue moon. the last time i smoked was 23 days ago and it was only like 4 hits of a joint. however, i am 5ft11 and about 280 so im a bigger dude.. yall think i'm cleared for a piss test in like 3 days?
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>>684218325

if you're not active, no.

I run 4 miles a day with a weight vest and smoke once a week and it takes 5 days to get out of my system because I have almost no body fat.

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So how does /b/ feel about pic related?
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I just started my first playthrough yesterday. Enjoying it so far.
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>>684219417
Its needs a sequel

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