My psycho girlfriend put a fucking safety razor blade in my fleshlight.
She put it all the way in, at the very bottom and positioned it so that I would cut the head of my dick in half. I honestly don't know want to do. I'm afraid that if I go to the hospital, my girlfriend will get into trouble. It will be difficult to explain. We have a kid together.
The head of my penis is currently cut in half. It's not bleeding as much any more. If I don't go to the hospital, I'll be deformed for life. If I go the hospital, my child's mother will probably go to jail .
What do /b/?
holy shit google searched this image and nothing found.
Get your ass to the fucking hospital man.
Now.
>>711747048
use duct tape, im just kidding GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU FUCKING CUCK TO HELL WITH YOUR BITCH AND HER FUCKING KID WAKE UP
>>711747048
Go to the hospital and don't press charges, say it was an accident or something?
cut it fully off, and stop shit posting on /b/
s/fur
moon so niiice
I should consider getting more of these intro caps, only have 8 of them.
And another one rule34 thread
Wow that last one filled up fast.
Hue
Aww shite its happening
>inb4 caption
Lol @ Keemstar calling the cops.
anyone have the photo?
>>711735112
I have no sides, but I must kek.
>>711735112
wtf is a keemstar? sounds muslim.
Went out bought some rope and tied a noose. I plan on hanging myself since every fucking girl finds it fucking creepy that i have a foot fetish. Wanna give me a few laughs before i die.
dont do it. joint fet life bro
That's an awful noose
>>711740795
looks like some meme rope
get some nice quality stuff from hardware store.
>>711740795
Are you just walking up to girls and telling them you like feet?
fb fap thread cont.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OSX2z4MWvg
>>711747962
you just took that from photbucket lol
If you don't reply to this post a parasite will crawl into your urethra while you sleep and find a new home in your scrotum where it'll eat away at your testicle and take over its functions.
You'll be driven into a state of constant horniness unable to get the idea of fucking out of your head until you blow "your" load, passing the parasite's eggs into your lovers, and even then it'll only be a temporary relief. Soon the parasite will make you fuck more and more people as you become a slave to the parasite.
Jokes on you ill serve that mother fucking paprasite
>no gf
How do you come up with this shit?
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>>711724334
Sonic 06' 10th birthday edition
everyone sign this birthday card it's important
I've signed it already
>>711740754
no u
>>711740895
Oh its my favorite pinis
>>711741075
sperm
>>711741253
Oh damn i haven't seen you in forever! Good! you?
>>711741433
LEAVE.
>>711741975
Touche.
>>711741333
Indeed.
>insert fancy noises
>>711741362
It good game.
9/10
H-hey Anonymous, d-do you need help?
G-got something on your mind?
Need y-your medication adjusted?
I'm here for you Anonymous. Come, I'll pour you some tea <4
bumping
>squirted orange in eye
FUCKING MUSLIMS
Hi Alice! Did you see the supermoon tonight?
HEley
REKT
Bump
I need rekt stuff pls
Sluts you know
>>711742891
Nice. Moar? also how bout this one??
http://3rfc.com/142244
>>711744209
moar
Diaper thread
Bump
Trap thread
fuck off faggot
what are you fucking gay?
I live in fuckin' Texas where the flood of illegals are god-damn verminous.
I voted this man cause he gave his fuckin word over and over again on absolutely making this wall a staple of his presidency. and now...i'm looking at a fence? REALLY? a fence? do you think that would really stop fucking ANYONE? like they're gonna hike from the heart of fuckin' mexico just to get here and say to themselves "oh, there's a fence here. darn. better go back."
PLEASE tell me i'm not the only one pissed about this.
Trumps a retard dirty texican
>>711728466
Honestly, we don't know what's going to happen until he becomes the president and starts making decisions. The inauguration isn't until January and there's 4 years to go. And to be honest with you, the media lied throughout the entire election. Believing them is going to be a big waste of time and make you seem like an idiot to whoever does.
I voted for trump as well with the idea of a wall and deporting of illegals. I had a number of reasons for why I wanted him to be president, but even in the back of my mind I quested if a true WALL would be plausible. Either way, he's a hell of a lot better choice than Clinton would ever be and our international policies and relations are going to be way better with the countries that matter. Just give it some time and we'll see how it goes.
YLYL bread
>>711726906
Kek hahaha lost so fucking hard
Kek haha
https://youtu.be/fZmTORvc6Pw
Picking up from last thread!
Chubby & BBW girls thread!
>>711726941
Bumping with more of my wife.
s/fur
>>711742088
How are you doing?
