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Aww shite its happening
>inb4 caption
Lol @ Keemstar calling the cops.
anyone have the photo?
>>711735112
I have no sides, but I must kek.
>>711735112
wtf is a keemstar? sounds muslim.
>>711735325
It doesn't exist, sadly. Shadman (the artist) made a bet he would draw that if Trump won. He backed down after people started calling his parents accusing him of being a pedophile.
Went out bought some rope and tied a noose. I plan on hanging myself since every fucking girl finds it fucking creepy that i have a foot fetish. Wanna give me a few laughs before i die.
dont do it. joint fet life bro
That's an awful noose
>>711740795
looks like some meme rope
get some nice quality stuff from hardware store.
>>711740795
Are you just walking up to girls and telling them you like feet?
>>711740795
No just get over with also live stream
fb fap thread cont.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OSX2z4MWvg
>>711747962
you just took that from photbucket lol
>>711748311
mooore
If you don't reply to this post a parasite will crawl into your urethra while you sleep and find a new home in your scrotum where it'll eat away at your testicle and take over its functions.
You'll be driven into a state of constant horniness unable to get the idea of fucking out of your head until you blow "your" load, passing the parasite's eggs into your lovers, and even then it'll only be a temporary relief. Soon the parasite will make you fuck more and more people as you become a slave to the parasite.
Jokes on you ill serve that mother fucking paprasite
>no gf
How do you come up with this shit?
>>711744592
this is my fetish
69 chooses my steam profile picture
You Love, You Lose
The rules of the game are simple. If you fall in love with one of the girls posted, you lose. Good luck.
cringe bread?
Draw Thread
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/
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Sonic 06' 10th birthday edition
everyone sign this birthday card it's important
I've signed it already
>>711740754
no u
>>711740895
Oh its my favorite pinis
>>711741075
sperm
>>711741253
Oh damn i haven't seen you in forever! Good! you?
>>711741433
LEAVE.
>>711741975
Touche.
>>711741333
Indeed.
>insert fancy noises
>>711741362
It good game.
9/10
Anyone want some doodles
H-hey Anonymous, d-do you need help?
G-got something on your mind?
Need y-your medication adjusted?
I'm here for you Anonymous. Come, I'll pour you some tea <4
bumping
>squirted orange in eye
FUCKING MUSLIMS
Hi Alice! Did you see the supermoon tonight?
HEley
Hey cutie, can i have some tea? :
REKT
Bump
I need rekt stuff pls
Sluts you know
>>711742891
Nice. Moar? also how bout this one??
http://3rfc.com/142244
>>711744209
moar
Any UK left awake?
Diaper thread
Bump
Trap thread
fuck off faggot
what are you fucking gay?
>>711727493
You are sexually attracted to men. Die.
I live in fuckin' Texas where the flood of illegals are god-damn verminous.
I voted this man cause he gave his fuckin word over and over again on absolutely making this wall a staple of his presidency. and now...i'm looking at a fence? REALLY? a fence? do you think that would really stop fucking ANYONE? like they're gonna hike from the heart of fuckin' mexico just to get here and say to themselves "oh, there's a fence here. darn. better go back."
PLEASE tell me i'm not the only one pissed about this.
Trumps a retard dirty texican
>>711728466
Honestly, we don't know what's going to happen until he becomes the president and starts making decisions. The inauguration isn't until January and there's 4 years to go. And to be honest with you, the media lied throughout the entire election. Believing them is going to be a big waste of time and make you seem like an idiot to whoever does.
I voted for trump as well with the idea of a wall and deporting of illegals. I had a number of reasons for why I wanted him to be president, but...
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>>711729464
who exactly is "the media"?
YLYL bread
>>711726906
Kek hahaha lost so fucking hard
Kek haha
https://youtu.be/fZmTORvc6Pw
Picking up from last thread!
Chubby & BBW girls thread!
>>711726941
>>711726941
Bumping with more of my wife.
s/fur
>>711742088
How are you doing?
I want to boop her nose.
Guys, it's time to play Roll of War!
- Get Dubs, and your country invades another country
- Get Trips, and your country invades the continent your country is set on
- Get 00, and you lose all invasions
for your invasion to be valid:
- Name your residing country
- Name your target country
russia invades finland
>>711740774
reroll
>>711740870
reroll.
>>711740774
reroll..
>>711740774
roll for the motherland
You have one zeptosecond to prove you're an oldfag.
>We'll know if you're lying.
spider expert
fuck is this gay shit?
Candy ass roody poo
Re
gf/wife share. rate for more and request edition.
>>711731217
9/10
Moar
>>711731217
Full frontal
>>711731412
This
similar oc here
Wife
