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Tweaker/homeless broads!
>>684396876
i have nothing but hope this goes on
>>684396876
Monitoring thread
>>684396876
Bumpy bump
>>684396876
What is that picture on the wall?
>>684397902
Looks like Dr. Seuss
Did weed for the first time, I put 50mg into a socket and made a cheap gravity bong, took 1 good hit and i got paranoid for 3 hours and 30 minutes! It feel so unpleasant and nasty and it scared me good. What did i do wrong? i thought was suppose to relax you?
>>684393467
If olu don't enjoy it don't do it again, it's obliviously not for you
Well, was it a certified or trusted strain? Or did paco sell you his tomato trimmings? If it was mexican dirt weed its probably garbage and your body was trying to react to inhaling shitty smoke. Go to a white guy, black guy who is smart, asian college kid, or dispensary.
>>684393759
*you
>>684393799
it was chemdawg and it didnt make me cough that much, i only took 1 hit and i felt super high that i had to lie down
>>684394052
Anon, maybe you have an underlying personality disorder and any interruption of your schedule or routine makes you paranoid. Maybe smoke more, watch saw and jack it.
>be me 12yo male in the sixth grade
>have about 3 or 4 close friends
>seen this 8/10 QT3.14 since 4th grade but never talked to her
>turns out for 6th grade we have 3/4 main classes together
>we sit close because our last name are alphabetically close
>become really good friends
>she's nice as hell
>fall in love
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>>684391314
fucking loved republic commando
I'm here bro. Continue.
Cont.
>>684391314
Cont
Don't bother pretyping. We'll wait.
Go on pictureswap and post what you get
Someone rolled this earlier, anybody have more?
gentlemanly thread
Prove this to me faggots.
Protip: you can't.
one red apple plus another one red apple equals 2 red apples.
>>684393809
That isn't a proof faggot you just assume all of those things to be true, not proving anything.
>>684394037
Prove it wrong.
>>684393223
1+1=Op is a faggot
>>684394037
yeah it is, it's from first grade plebian
My IQ is 163. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence. I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people. While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Ludwig van Beethoven's 9th Symphony, Johann Sebastian Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, Wolfgang
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Cool pasta. Where'd you get it?
>>684395335
Are you a virgin?
And clearly all of that is still not enough to give you social intelligence and modesty.
Nobody gives a shit about how smart you are unless you're using it to accomplish something. If you're not accomplishing something you're at the same level as a downs.
Stupid stuff you've done while drunk. I'll start.
> be wasted on pic related
> make my way into 10-year-old neighbour girl's treehouse
> convince her to take her pants off
> get caught by her mom with finger up her ass
The judge went easy on me and sent me to a six-month alcohol rehab program in lieu of jail time. Upon completion the whole incident was removed from my record. I'm still on conditions not to consume
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Nigger what am I reading?
Why did you finger her ass instead of her tight virgin pussy?
bump before page 10
>>684389816
>be 16 Sister is 18
>steal 2 bottles of Hennessey
>go home parents are gone off to Vegas for weekend
>ask sis to drink with me
>start taking hella shots
>playing black ops 3 drunk af
>sister wants to try and play
> 1v1 winner tells loser to take off 1 piece of...
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>>684391106
>Hype level: OVER 9000
I must hear the rest of this story.
>>684391106
>Inb4
I am God.
Ask me anything.
Some girls wander by mistake is the undisputed best album of theirs.
>>684393468
Heartland
>>684392697
Does the devil exist?
Who's the next Dalai Lama?
Why cant I stop hearing that screaming? Is this enlightenment?
How do you cure Depression
>>684391543
Kill yourself.
Kill yourself
>>684391644
>>684391653
They're not wrong. Also just cheer the fuck up. Get a dog or something.
>>684391543
> implying depression is a disease and is worthy of being capitalized
go outside and walk.
a lot.
lol pics thread, ill start
>>684392297
>>684392399
>>684392460
no
>>684392297
Lost
what was his name again?
almond schnitzelnigger
Arnold Schwollenpecker
>>684394632
Doug Schneider
>>684394632
Ronald Schitzengiggle
His name is Robert Paulson
Bal
>>684395205
>text
fuck off normalfag
>>684395360
>>684395205
sup dog
>>684395205
You too
>>684395205
Asian thread
>>684395973
It's rachel!!
>>684396259
full name plz
Ask a transfluid bi lesbian cyber zionist nazi shotokan, brazilian jewish feminist anything.
What's your favorite Digimon?
>>684395838
Sharmander
If she's dead is it still rape?
>>684395724
Can you say that ten times fast?
>>684395724
Hi how was your day?
>>684396626
THIS VIDEO IS SO HOT IT MADE ME RAPE MY DOG! I HAVE A BLACK LABRADOR RETRIEVER AND I RAPED IT IN THE ASS. ITS A BOY DOG. I RAPED A BOY DOG AND I DIDNT EVEN ENJOY IT AND THE DOG DEFINITELY DIDNT ENJOY IT BUT I HAD TO BECAUSE THIS VIDEO FUCKING MADE ME
>>684396626
bumping for interest
>>684396626
amazing d00d
>>684396626
God she leaves me wanting more.
>>684396626
wanna cum on that pretty face
>>684396626
I'm fucking stoned! And after blowing my juicy load to that hot video of the girl fingering herself, I got the munchies bro
roll 56 i'll fucking drill my finger
You'll just pussy out
>>684395596
I agree
fking pussy btch do it
Nice copypasta faggot
rtoll
ITT: funniest file names
>filename
>>684390597
not naming it "Turkish man eating hamburger" go fuck yourself
>>684390597
>>684390597
I thought you'd never ask.
Hey guys. I am a friend of George Zimmerman and I have told him he can sell his gun here because they keep taking down his auctions. I will be posting this on and off all this week with the highest confirmed bid. So far it is $20,000. If you wish to bid higher contact me at [email protected] with your contact info so I can verify the bid is legit. 10% deposit required.
Thanks
>10% deposit required.
I don't even think you have any hope in getting anything from even the most retarded people here.
>>684385276
I heard he already had $45,000 bid?
>>684385649
No, I don't want 10%. If you want to bid contact me with your bid and contact info. Once we verify it is legit you become the high bidder and then offer proof of funds.
>>684385810
That bid was fake.
Zimmerman is a myth.
Ask a diaperfur anything
Are you gay irl?
Post a pic of your soggy butt
>>684390169
gay for diapers
>>684390505
Sorry fam my butt is dry
>>684390650
Padded tho?
