Drug stories thread.
>local drug dealer friend gives us double-dropped LSD tabs for $10 each
>within 10 minutes we're tripping hard
>go to friend's house because his parents are in cuba
>lots of trippy art all over the place so we lose our shit
>a friend is breaking some blinds and slamming his face into a mirror
>our drug dealer calls the police
>friend's pants are around his ankles while 3 cops try and hold him down
>he's thrown in the back of the cop car
>last thing we hear him say is "bitches, money, skating, GRAVITYYY"
Don't do drugs kids.
>>684395672
I had like 5 or 6 people over for my 17th birthday party, my friend took some molly and started tripping hard. He spilled some cherry soda all over the floor and thought it was blood and he was bleeding out and dying. Everyone there was encouraging the story and we made it even worse to where he tried to suffocate himself with a pillow before we ended up stopping him and calming him down which took around 45 minutes to do.
>>684396095
Holy shit dude
>>684396553
Shit was hilarious until he almost killed himself. Especially since i smoked like 4 or 5 bowls i was off of this planet.
>>684395672
People who say shit like it was "double dropped" really mean "it's a research chem bro prepare to lose your FUCKING mind"
stupid kids.
Hunger games simulator thread
48 entrants are needed to start the game.
Teams are welcome, just don't forget to tag them all in one post asap.
>>684397971
moonman
Battra
>>684397971
Pepsiman
The entire population of russia
Draw Thread
>>684396498
as things went it became what it is, and i'm certain that everyone who helped me is just oh so sour about it
the only two who would have any real reason to be salty would be Marc and Smiles and neither appears to hold it against me
>>684396794
hey man, i think he's a little qt but if you think he's ugly or poorly designed (which i can't say that a sword blade with an antenna is a good design) that's your right
>>684396077
Well, I have quite a few, just none of them with visual designs yet kek. This one was a furry character, but I can't draw it well enough so meh...
>>684397195
Hey. Tiny.
I'm gonna lube you up and use you for sounding.
>>684397195
Yeah, same same
I have some cool designs in mind, but don't have the skill for them either :L
It's the most frustrating thing when shit doesn't turn out the same way it goes in your head...
Photos that get you rock hard in seconds. Go.
Rekt.gif
>>684395812
hope u have a slow and painful death
>>684395812
>>684396174
I second the notion.
>>684396475
they're indian tho
R8 my cock Thread
>>684395923
>normal nutsack, not too saggy, not too tight, not big not small.
>6 inches, btw
>>684396459
>bump
Thoughts???
Who wants to ride my 6"long x 5" round cock? ;)
Rate Please! Kik is Jack_Chaos
ITT: Anime characters that remind you of yourself.
Free blowjob from one of these women. Which one do you choose?
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>>684394836
20
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the one with the mouth
ITT: All photos above trips will be printed and shoved in my neighbour's mailbox
OP, go take a picture of said mailbox with a timestamp so we know you are legit.
Wat 2 play
go play your latest mixtape
Return the PS4 to its rightful owner you fucking nigger
sage
Metro Redux
Queue the racism in 3..2.. Looks like someone is already there
God-tier youtubers thread
>>684395631
can agree dan is sex god
>>684395631
>>684395793
arin, dan, cmon now
>>684395631
You first OP
Gabbers77
Image Limit Reached Edition
>>684396742
This faggot is posting more trash here.
>>684396742
Right on man.
Cool Soo time for my trip to Florida!
Starting with last one from Tulsa VS
Tweaker/homeless broads!
>>684396876
i have nothing but hope this goes on
>>684396876
Monitoring thread
>>684396876
Bumpy bump
>>684396876
What is that picture on the wall?
Did weed for the first time, I put 50mg into a socket and made a cheap gravity bong, took 1 good hit and i got paranoid for 3 hours and 30 minutes! It feel so unpleasant and nasty and it scared me good. What did i do wrong? i thought was suppose to relax you?
>>684393467
If olu don't enjoy it don't do it again, it's obliviously not for you
Well, was it a certified or trusted strain? Or did paco sell you his tomato trimmings? If it was mexican dirt weed its probably garbage and your body was trying to react to inhaling shitty smoke. Go to a white guy, black guy who is smart, asian college kid, or dispensary.
>>684393759
*you
>>684393799
it was chemdawg and it didnt make me cough that much, i only took 1 hit and i felt super high that i had to lie down
>be me 12yo male in the sixth grade
>have about 3 or 4 close friends
>seen this 8/10 QT3.14 since 4th grade but never talked to her
>turns out for 6th grade we have 3/4 main classes together
>we sit close because our last name are alphabetically close
>become really good friends
>she's nice as hell
>fall in love
>we always sit really close together when we get the chance
>she lays her head on my arm all the time
>every time she does it i get a jolt up my spine
>never make a move because beta as fuck
>her dad is in the Air Force and her parents are divorced
>not sure why but come December and it's moving time
>last time I ever physically saw her was the end of school the last day before Christmas break
>she was crying into my shoulder and I was holding her
>I loved her so much
>start talking on skype
cont?
>>684391314
fucking loved republic commando
I'm here bro. Continue.
Cont.
>>684391314
Cont
Go on pictureswap and post what you get
Someone rolled this earlier, anybody have more?
gentlemanly thread
Prove this to me faggots.
Protip: you can't.
one red apple plus another one red apple equals 2 red apples.
>>684393809
That isn't a proof faggot you just assume all of those things to be true, not proving anything.
>>684394037
Prove it wrong.
>>684393223
1+1=Op is a faggot
My IQ is 163. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence. I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people. While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Ludwig van Beethoven's 9th Symphony, Johann Sebastian Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's Eine Kleine Nacht Musik, Frederic Chopin's Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2, and Richard Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries. You might think I'm probably always busy going around and saving the world, but no, most people who know me would say I'm just a normal high school student. Ask me anything.
Cool pasta. Where'd you get it?
>>684395335
Are you a virgin?
And clearly all of that is still not enough to give you social intelligence and modesty.
Stupid stuff you've done while drunk. I'll start.
> be wasted on pic related
> make my way into 10-year-old neighbour girl's treehouse
> convince her to take her pants off
> get caught by her mom with finger up her ass
The judge went easy on me and sent me to a six-month alcohol rehab program in lieu of jail time. Upon completion the whole incident was removed from my record. I'm still on conditions not to consume alcohol and the neighbours won't even speak to me anymore.
Nigger what am I reading?
Why did you finger her ass instead of her tight virgin pussy?
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>>684389816
>be 16 Sister is 18
>steal 2 bottles of Hennessey
>go home parents are gone off to Vegas for weekend
>ask sis to drink with me
>start taking hella shots
>playing black ops 3 drunk af
>sister wants to try and play
> 1v1 winner tells loser to take off 1 piece of clothes
Cont?
>>684391106
>Hype level: OVER 9000
I must hear the rest of this story.
