New queen of /b/ thread
This calls for porn.
>>674845555
>fox
>human penis
I am disappoint
>>674845629
is this better
American waifu thread. No japs allowed faggots.
>pic obviously related. Its my waifu Harley Quinn
claiming Neo up in here
>>674847825
i do really love Harley Quinn though, just love the crazy type
>>674848637
Shut up. She's mine
Probably sucks dick like a champ. I know I fap to your waifu pretty often... she likes being shared, it seems
Gore thread? Gore thread.
>>674848110
Al Gore 2020
Alright /b/tards, what's your secret.
It's about time you got it off of your chest.
My dirty secret is that your a faggot
gave a blowjob at the movie theater and loved when he pushed on my head to make me gag
>>674844187
I touched my best friend's sister once
heh, I knew that was coming a mile away
>>674844525
what is the worst decision you made in your life?
To not kill myself
>>674847866
Joining the Army before 9/11
>>674847866
Dropping out of college to chase pussy. Don't do it. Bad idea.
>>674847866
watched daisy's destruction
IIT we post all our waifu roll game
>pix related
>>674848715
Posting the superior version
>>674848715
Rolling
R o l l
Fukin rolling
gods of music thread. go
>be Richard Dale, c.mid 1930s
>grow-up with musical Eastern European parents
>learn all these weird Eastern European scales from the fam
>start playing dad's accordion as a child, and eventually pick up the guitar because America
>blow away the neighborhood with you skills, then the city, pretty soon you're playing all over the state
>new guitar company called Fender sponsors you
>makes you your own guitar
>you're lefty but play the guitar upside down it's fine
>you begin to rock-out, inspired by the likes of Chuck Berry and Little Richard
>doesn't quite catch-on because weird Romanian scales
>Fender builds you the most power guitar amp ever made
>you blow it
>They make you an even more powerful one
>you blow it
>pretty soon you're blasting the world's first 100W amp
>more powerful than any PA system, peoples' faces melt at your shows
>Fender builds you an amp rig with a spring reverb tank
>Little Richard is passé, Elvis is playing for MILFs
>Rocking your Strat, your 100W amp and spring reverb with your crazy scales
>you accidentally invent Surfer Rock with this sound
>10yr old Jimmy Hendrix wants to be you, picks up a righty strat and plays it the way you do because he loves you
>you never stop
>over the decades you slow down only to beat cancer, twice
>2015
>you're 78
>you're still fucking at it
>everyone else has either quit or died
>you are a legend
https://youtu.be/XnreN5LsjvQ
>>674847011
Arctic fucking Monkeys
bamp
This guy was bretty gud
Best racist joke wins
What do white people and toilets have in common? They're both white, they both have big mouths, and they're both full of shit.
>>674845593
What's the worst part about being a black Jew during the Holocaust?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.
>>674846021
Hey look, it's Leslie Jones.
I want to see something really fucked up ... like something that will change my life and the way i see humanity , something to make me lose faith in humanity so i can justified killing myself
>>674849005
grifter
i gave a girl 2 stds accidentally on purpose today.
>>674849005
just go do acid or something you lazy fuck. we're not here to inspire you.
>>674849005
sorry in advance :(
ctrl+f "loli thread"
0 results
wtf /b/?
loli bread!
>>674846739
How exactly do you expect to help when you post just one image?
>>674847575
OP here. I forgot to explain that I accidentally deleted my files and need to stock up again. help a /b/ro out.
what age and race do you think i am
>>674843810
15, Bamngladeshi. GTFO, underage fag.
>>674845071
good job m8
your wrong
black, 7
89 and a half, italian.
Ask a suicidally depressed psychologist anything.
No, I am not a doctor. No, I cannot prescribe you medical MJ. No, I won't show you my tits.
My focus was neuropsychopharmacology, so if you need help with meds, I'll tell you what I know.
Study Epicurus and be happy, faggot.
>>674847406
Didn't work.
What are legal substances I can to to simulate a herion high?
>>674847495
Tell me about the epicurean way of life, then, and why it didn't work.
>>674844598
Why do you stupid faggot gooks say bread instead of thread? Fucking mckill yourself
>>674844882
If you haven't noticed newfag, the chan has it's own culture. Part of that is calling threads breads and retards like you niggers. Lurk moar and then kill yourself
I can handle you, Dom.
>>674849821
We can handle him together. Pic related.
S/fur bread ride with floofy titties and tails continues again.
Because muh floofs!
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
Also open to dragons and more Jurassic Pork posting
>>674850697
Muh scales!
post ur favorite porn webm.
>>674842652
upon closer inspection that is a crusty ass bitch. If that was my girl he could keep her.
>>674842652
Became shit as soon as she took off the glasses
You Save, You Lose thread
Ask someone who's more intelligent than you anything.
What is your favourite movie?
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE POKEMON
Why are we here?
Is there any meaning, or are we just the universe's fart experiencing itself?
>>674847444
why so dumb?
New "You Love, You Lose" Thread
FERREIRA AETERNA
Don't you want her to lick your lolipop?
love her
Was at a hick bonfire and got kicked out when some cucks "bravely" confronted me about me "talkin' shit" on their country music/heritage, so I say we have a hick hate thread. I'll start.
Why do rednecks constantly say they "love our country" then go around whining when people say they shouldn't fly the flag of the Confederacy, which literally BETRAYED our country and killed US military members (who rednecks also claim to love so much)?
>>674842306
Rednecks are fucking ignorant
>>674842306
I'll take redneck peckerwood hicks over self-righteous leftist jingo triggerbots any day.
They should have beaten your ass for not knowing when to keep your mouth shut.
>>674843262
Go fuck your sister you retard. You don't deserve to vote in our country. Also, god doesn't exist. You're useless.
