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School Slut Stories Thread: Post stories from when you were in high school about the school cum dumpster/s.
>Live in New York
>Be in Junior year
>Know a girl named Jody who is dating a douche midget who wears Timbs
>Story goes around that she let him fuck her in the ass because she wanted to keep her virginity
>Fucks her so often she can't hold her shit in
>Is seen as an easy lay
What
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Will be posting pics in the mean time
Come on guys. Share you stories
test
>>707097969
Have any bro?
Mention things that you notice what's going on, but no one else seems to catch.
They're trying to destroy religion. LEAVE US ALONE, you bunch of devil worshiping gay ass fuckers!
God is fake
Op is a faggot
>>707101743
Always looked at the Medal of Honor kinda weird. And then it makes sense to award a medal that looks like that to someone who killed to ear it.
>go to a gas station
>cashier scans my items
>cash register makes the "UH-OH!" sound from one of the Worms games
>then it makes a ring sound from Sonic the Hedgehog
Why are cash registers using sound clips from fucking video games?
Why hasn't anyone mentioned this?
Faces of /b/ thread, im on the right
>>707103534
tits + timestamp or we do not believe you
dubs decide, no nukes
n korea builds nukes
fuckin lold
10/10 if troll
7/10 if copypasta
africa
Russian Vodka Bomb!!!
>>707112010
How dare you insult me. Im as original as a japanese sex toy
new celeb thread
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>707099099
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu or it doesn't count
>NO ERP or RP. Go be a faggot on >>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most
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>>707111599
>post pics of your waifu or it doesn't count.
I like the new rules.
>This means you, Sachii.
still here
and
>>707111446
well managed to pass the madatory classes and that was good enough for me
>>707111467
thats ok
https://a.pomf.cat/snwovi.png
>>707110000
That's understandable, it's something that you shouldn't pursue when you have a waifu to dedicate yourself entirely.
Not really, I believe the thread was nearly dead for a good chunk of the day. Nice integer.
>>707111797
Exactly. There are people who couldn't pass High School. Those guys are the real losers.
>>707111467
It was quite exciting. The game is over now.
Also, football is always exciting.
>be me
>they call me eggboy
>i cook all the eggs
>"hey eggboy we need more eggs"
>never happier than when making eggs
>>707106741
>>707106741
Poach me an egg eggboy. Then make me a boatload of hollandaise and toast me an english muffin. If you have some smoked ham, fry me a piece of that as well.
>>707107476
Gotchu
>>707106741
Hey Eggboy! Can I some homemade corned beef hash with country fried potatoes and 3 eggs over medium?
>>707107811
Damn I miss eating eggs benedict. I had it in a reservation hotel in Arizona once, that shit was so delicious.
s/fur
>>707114443
Meh, it's okay. Definitely not metalcore, but still not my preferred music.
hello
Nude Game:
Rules are simple:
1.Post clothed Picture of your girlfriend/wife or ex and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2.If someone replies with that number (last Digit), you post any Picture they request.
3.Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
4.If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as vaild.
5.Reply only to Pictures with numbers, don't reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.
6.PLEASE LINK TO YOUR ORIGINAL PICTURE when
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Full frontal
>>707111057
Spread ass
>>707111057
tits and face
>>707111057
Tits
4
fb fap thread (other limit reached
>>707111814
>>707112339
but I can post it here!
posted just one hour ago
ITT: we remember the fallen.
>>707107890
don't know if fallen, but nina threads were fun.
>cam whore losing her shit from /b/ trolling while her retarded kis was wandering around grunting and yelling like a retard.
was epic.
Lets pray for the fallen
we can be heros, just for one day (8)
poor guy.
Creepshot thread
stat!
>>707106383
Debate.. trump vs hillary
They're scared, OP.
Scared shitless.
Take a peek in /pol/ and you'll see Hillary's millions are work. They have hired so many shills this month. Not a damn one of these "Hillary supporters" existed 6 months ago.
You're fucking blind if you think that's all that's wrong with that orange mongoloid. They're both as bad as each other and no matter what happens in he elections your country is going to get bent over royally fucked.
Good luck!
>>707105319
Holy fuck i love that picture
>>707105005
Fuck trump haters.
>>707105353
You're just pissed that by the time the Syrians have taken over your country, it will be too late too immigrate here.
Loli thread lvl 25
>>707110686
Bump, this train has no brakes
Waifu claim thread
>>707106180
what is her name again ?
>>707106266
Carrot Delicatessen
Cara Delevingne
>>707106266
>>707106549
enough
/bitches you saved and want moar of/shouldn't share
>>707099298
>>707099434
>>707099636
Wtf your gf?? Do you have moar
>>707099777
no, anon uploaded a couple of days ago
http://youtu.be/vlq9UWWqe44
>>707100012
please post all. she is his gf?
Feet thread
shoes ok?
>>707109064
Yeah, but heels are better
s/fur
And we're at it agai-ain, I turn around, another fucking [thread], yeah.
>>707108150
I don't like this picture. It paints them in a bad light. Downvoted.
UK nudes thread
any york?
Any Wellingborough?
Still gonna be a week at least before I can play games that are not terrible.
>not playing Morenatsu all day every day
I have already exhausted most of the interesting paths.
Has anything even been done with it in the past forever?
Kounosuke was always maximum shit. Or maybe that's how it was meant to be.
>>707101620
Thanks for the tip!
How about u play sum BlazBlue, bbycakes?
