Faces of /b/ thread
Let's go
>>677347882
i would date you
>>677347998
thanks (dude?)
Where are you from?
Es ist mitten in der Nacht.
Wer wacht?
Der Deutschlandfaden.
Erheben Sie sich für die Fadenhymne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
>>677349473
op depp Ohne fahne. keine fragen.
>>677349705
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V8faj77iv3
>>677349744
>fahne
Keine Pflicht
Fragen hab ich keine Idee, soll Jonathan machen
You know what to do
>>677344120
Seems legit.
Add Hello_de please
going to do a self penectomy.
Plan:
>tie base up with string to stop excessive bleeding.
>have some hydrogen peroxide ready
>chop down fast
place under water for maybe 20 mins
>go to hospital/health centre
>claim I was attacked.
Tired of sex and my fixation on it, that why.
What do you faggots think? OP is not a fag looking for attention this time. Serious suggestions. Bound to be one smart/crazy nigga on here that can give solid technique.
pic related
how do you pee
>>677347841
I won't cut the whole shaft off, just most of it. I stick a straw or something in so that the urethra won't close.
>>677347695
Use a sword
>>677347695
If you're already this retarded you might as well just kill yourself. So, yeah, go ahead.
Give One Punch Man Guy a face, /b/.
>>677347447
mfw no face
>>677347447
there
now gtfo
Here
>32m
>no kids
>had vasectomy performed yesterday
Ask me anything.
>>677346823
Who you gonna leave all your shit to?
>>677347002
Some charity I guess.
are you ready for the bme pain olympics? won't need that dick anytime soon
>>677346823
I'm thinking about the same thing. Kids seem like a waste of time and money, but I'm selfish and rather be spending that shit on myself.
New fluffy abuse from
>>677319494
>fluffy
>abuse
I fucking love this shit
what do you think?
Sweet, need moar !
>>677346636
Those eyebrows though
>>677346430
nice cock
>>677347041
it's my cock
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
The Force Awakens is complete shit
I don't care about how you rank I-VI. All REASONABLE movies. They at least all fit into Star Wars, and they at least seem to follow the same logic and universe rules.
What the fuck is seven? I see people talking about a rehashed story, and that's true. But whatever, I could look past that. I could look past the SJW theme. I could look past the more than shit fuck awful villains. I could look past Fischer's fucking terrible performance. How the fuck does that shit make the final cut anyways?
But for fucks sake, there's not even an intro to the new Republic? It's introduced about one minute before it's conveniently wiped out from who knows how far away in about 30 seconds . The whole republic, never introduced, destroyed with 4 planets. What the fuck? And you can see the fucking fasterthanlightspeed beams from a different solar system real time. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THEY CAN HYPERLIGHTSPEED know it's recharging. About 30 minutes after it fired. And it takes 30 minutes to recharge. 30 minutes to consume a sun.
And they can hyperlightspeed arrive on time while knowing exactly how much time they have left? They have nobody on the fucking thing as a spy, how the shitfuck can they know how much it has left to go?
I can look past R2D2 waking up for plot convenience. I can look past WALL-E 2.0.
But I also can't look past Rey's control of the force. Uh, no, that's not how it works. Period. There is no 'I learned how to fight and basically beat a Sith who's been training for the better part of his 20yearoldish life in a matter of hours!' Click here to see how you too can learn the force and manipulate it at an advanced level in just MINUTES.
Seriously blind yourself and stick your hand into a bin full of B movie scifi flicks and their plots and science fantasy still can't compare to this horseshit.
>>677345505
op calm down its just a movie lol
>>677345505
star wars bro not science
you care way too much about a fucking movie you autistic faggot
>>677345505
Someone is bitter.
Just let go and move on. The franchise is no longer for people like you.
I enjoyed it and cant wait for future episodes, you can save your money and see other things instead. Everyone is happy and you will be less miserable.
Spill em /b/ros.
I miss the Google+ theme and the names...
>>677346660
I use google to get to bing
i am addicted to escorts i have a wife and son at home 26 years old
>>677347311
Dubs never lie
NUDE GAME, you know the rules.
1. Post a pic w/ #
2. then reply with requests.
3. If the last # in the reply matches the number, post it.
pic related...4 girl on left
Boobies
Tits I
7 what would you do with her?
>>677346269
Full nude
How does /b/ feel about Koalas?
>>677346483
I don't like them, can't eat them, they have massive claws so you can't hold them properly and they spread chlamydia.
Fucking stupid protected national icon.
>>677346483
don;t know. I have not rubbed the shit off my ass with one yet, and that is all they seem to be good for.
>>677346483
So kawaii desune, I just wanna lick their nose
They're neat.
asian thread
post more.
sauce thread
bumping for sauce
>>677345399
checkkeeeemmm
>>677345399
That's Siri
>>677346536
i know her name but not the video :(
Where do your mommy issues come from, anon?
my mother
Sexy rp
>>677346947
what even are mommy issues.
>>677347019
/Thread
get thread
Check em
44 get
>>677347755
nice
ITT post pictures of girls you know and anon says how they would fuck them. Reply for reply.
>>677346454
Tie her up against the tree on her knees. Punch and kick her until shes limp, then grab her hair and force my dick down her throat and make her deep throat me until she's pretty much passed out. Then cum on her face and tits. Leave her there for others to use.
right in the pussy
>>677346454
rip up those leggings and fuck that tight cunt
>>677347015
Dragged into the woods after a night out, arms and legs get broken and clothes ripped off her, spat on and gang raped by 5 guys who leave her covered in cum
Is it possible to get arrested or a fine by trolling people over internet?
>>677346119
Depends on the trolling, if you keep sending death threats to someone you might get arrested (it's really rare tho).
>>677346119
Better an hero now before you're found out
Be specific, and at least provide a state. I'll do my best.
>>677346119
It's called harassment and yeah. Depending on the severity
This is me and my mom. We fuck a lot.
>>677348510
I don't know who I feel more sorry for
Any pics of mom in less clothes?
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