I have a thing for pregnant girls, girls who look pregnant(like when they have food babies and shit), and girls who are thicc and have a belly.
Is this fucked up? How do I possibly tell my girlfriend about this? She seems to really want to please me in any way possible but I still feel weird telling her. I told her about my impregnation fetish and she said "that's really weird" but not in a way where she seemed she would be against including it in the bedroom somehow.
Also if you have any nice pics feel free to share.
bamp
teen pregnancy is best pregnancy OP.
>>677349176
I do not know how to tell your gf, but I am the exact same way.
is she built like one of those types?
also from one perv to another, look up this chick
/b/'s friendly neighborhood surgeon here.
It's been a while. Ask me your medical and medical-related questions.
>Pic related. Dis jus what I do
>>677350014
My penis shrank. When I was excited, it went above my belly button. Now, it just reaches the bottom. What could have caused this?
>>677350014
Is that a fucking fork stuck in the face?
>>677350014
Story?
How do I get a bigger penis?
Rate my butt, anon.
>>677347440
I am 10/10, aka. 100% sure that this is a butt.
would reck / 10, post more
>>677347440
You have to spread those cheeks to get r8s
meanwhile all I can say is itsabutt/10
>>677347682
K.
>>677348289
More. Like it?
>>677348556
That would be too intimate.
Hi /b/
Would you fuck this chick?
How and why?
Be honest / detailed
>>677349614
I love sluts like this, they'll do anything you say.
Maybe. I don't know.
I would tie her hands the the best post and fuck her from behined until she screams bloody murder
So last night, I was with my girlfriend and she showed me her ex and his new woman. Turns out, they're both meth heads nbd. But then she showed me the girls Tumblr, and she makes her cat smoke their meth. I don't know what to do about it. Call local PD or just let it happen. Help /b/
Pic related
Save The Cate At All Costs
>>677346674
Lmao if somebody I knew posted pictures of themselves with a meth pipe like that id report them just for the lulz.
Dont really give a shit about the cat.
Execute meth heads and save cat
Long live cat
what happened to left eye?
just bored.
>>677350063
if that's you in the pic, I'm sure we can find something for you to do
>>677350063
Looks Like my first English teacher lol
>>677350157
Yeah man tell her your name and make her rub her punany while screamigh your name. Fat autist
ylyl
>>677349181
how could i lose to this shit? fuck you OP
GoB
Summer has returned. All T rolls get +1
>>677347432
>>677347483
>>677347486
>>677347532
>>677347560
>>677347648
>>677348381
Siege Riverrun
>Lord Stafford Tully, the Fish out of Water, Lord Paramount of the Vale, Rightful Heir of Riverrun
>Allies: House Lannister
>NAP: House Baratheon
>>677348381
Surround Myr
>Emperor Dan Targaryen, Blood of Old Valyria, Lord of Volantis
>Lord of The Elephants 0/1
>Alliances : Lorath,
>NAPs :
>Permission
>>677348381
>Summer
It's Spring bro
Tyrosh > push out from Sunspear and surround Tyrosh
>King Ophion, Ruler of the Free Cities of Tyrosh and Lys, Prince of Dorne, High Marshall of the Reach, Overseer of Sellswords and King of the Summer Sea
>Tyroshi Sellswords (0/1) | Tyroshi Torture (0/1)
>Alliances: Greyjoy, Qohor
>IK (KotSS): +1 T
>>677348381
Anything open?
Faces of /b/ thread
Let's go
>>677347882
i would date you
>>677347998
thanks (dude?)
Where are you from?
Es ist mitten in der Nacht.
Wer wacht?
Der Deutschlandfaden.
Erheben Sie sich für die Fadenhymne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
>>677349473
op depp Ohne fahne. keine fragen.
>>677349705
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V8faj77iv3
>>677349744
>fahne
Keine Pflicht
Fragen hab ich keine Idee, soll Jonathan machen
You know what to do
>>677344120
Seems legit.
Add Hello_de please
going to do a self penectomy.
Plan:
>tie base up with string to stop excessive bleeding.
>have some hydrogen peroxide ready
>chop down fast
place under water for maybe 20 mins
>go to hospital/health centre
>claim I was attacked.
Tired of sex and my fixation on it, that why.
What do you faggots think? OP is not a fag looking for attention this time. Serious suggestions. Bound to be one smart/crazy nigga on here that can give solid technique.
pic related
how do you pee
>>677347841
I won't cut the whole shaft off, just most of it. I stick a straw or something in so that the urethra won't close.
>>677347695
Use a sword
>>677347695
If you're already this retarded you might as well just kill yourself. So, yeah, go ahead.
Give One Punch Man Guy a face, /b/.
>>677347447
mfw no face
>>677347447
there
now gtfo
Here
>32m
>no kids
>had vasectomy performed yesterday
Ask me anything.
>>677346823
Who you gonna leave all your shit to?
>>677347002
Some charity I guess.
are you ready for the bme pain olympics? won't need that dick anytime soon
>>677346823
I'm thinking about the same thing. Kids seem like a waste of time and money, but I'm selfish and rather be spending that shit on myself.
New fluffy abuse from
>>677319494
>fluffy
>abuse
I fucking love this shit
what do you think?
Sweet, need moar !
>>677346636
Those eyebrows though
>>677346430
nice cock
>>677347041
it's my cock
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
The Force Awakens is complete shit
I don't care about how you rank I-VI. All REASONABLE movies. They at least all fit into Star Wars, and they at least seem to follow the same logic and universe rules.
What the fuck is seven? I see people talking about a rehashed story, and that's true. But whatever, I could look past that. I could look past the SJW theme. I could look past the more than shit fuck awful villains. I could look past Fischer's fucking terrible performance. How the fuck does that shit make the final cut anyways?
But for fucks sake, there's not even an intro to the new Republic? It's introduced about one minute before it's conveniently wiped out from who knows how far away in about 30 seconds . The whole republic, never introduced, destroyed with 4 planets. What the fuck? And you can see the fucking fasterthanlightspeed beams from a different solar system real time. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THEY CAN HYPERLIGHTSPEED know it's recharging. About 30 minutes after it fired. And it takes 30 minutes to recharge. 30 minutes to consume a sun.
And they can hyperlightspeed arrive on time while knowing exactly how much time they have left? They have nobody on the fucking thing as a spy, how the shitfuck can they know how much it has left to go?
I can look past R2D2 waking up for plot convenience. I can look past WALL-E 2.0.
But I also can't look past Rey's control of the force. Uh, no, that's not how it works. Period. There is no 'I learned how to fight and basically beat a Sith who's been training for the better part of his 20yearoldish life in a matter of hours!' Click here to see how you too can learn the force and manipulate it at an advanced level in just MINUTES.
Seriously blind yourself and stick your hand into a bin full of B movie scifi flicks and their plots and science fantasy still can't compare to this horseshit.
>>677345505
op calm down its just a movie lol
>>677345505
star wars bro not science
you care way too much about a fucking movie you autistic faggot
>>677345505
Someone is bitter.
Just let go and move on. The franchise is no longer for people like you.
I enjoyed it and cant wait for future episodes, you can save your money and see other things instead. Everyone is happy and you will be less miserable.
Spill em /b/ros.
I miss the Google+ theme and the names...
>>677346660
I use google to get to bing
i am addicted to escorts i have a wife and son at home 26 years old
>>677347311
Dubs never lie
NUDE GAME, you know the rules.
1. Post a pic w/ #
2. then reply with requests.
3. If the last # in the reply matches the number, post it.
pic related...4 girl on left
Boobies
Tits I
7 what would you do with her?
>>677346269
Full nude
![att-balls[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1459/640/1459640291522.jpg "att-balls[1]")
