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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
Just becuse i can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXWJyZ_GSTA
I'll post in ur thred bb
>>681547140
smug thread is good thread
Obligatory claim.
>All those hands
>Oh........
>>681547350
Got a cute hand.
jhgb
I'll bump your thread, Katia.
is there another one up or is nobody else on?
everyone is gone
No one is on, people are shits.
Yours is the only one marked.
Drawthread
>>681549540
Can someone draw me a horse eating a bag of smaller horses and they're all crying?
>>681549678
Fuck off and die, faggot.
>>681549801
No thank you
>>681549540
Could you just redraw this image?
>>681549678
why tho
Post a pic you've posted before. Anons comment if they've fapped or saved.
https://www.reddit.com/r/GifsAndPhotosNSFW/comments/46epso/petite_teen_amia_miley_fucks_on_her_day_off_webm/
>>681551917
Never seen it but I would love to see more. Definitely saving.
>>681551370
nice pic OP. More?
Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
>>681554831
Nah
I'm heading out. Bye everyone!
Hiya
Kongou claimed!
How are we doing today everyone?
>>681554999
>Checked
Bye Konata!
REKT/WEBM THREAD
>>681554213
>tfw you find out those are PETA members
zoz
>>681554213
> that face when you'd personally knock out everyone of these chinks if you ever saw this happening
>>681554503
>>681554399
>>681554333
>>681554274
>>681554213
You are baiting that reaction too hard m8
We post girls, other anons rate and tell how they would fuck them.
Reply for reply
>>681543842
I would titfuck her really hard until cumming inside her open mouth! She'd moan and enjoy my hot and tasty load!
About to smoke my first joint
Anybody want to share first time experiences?
Also general stoner thread
>>681533403
first time I got scared to the point of almost stabbing my hand with a kitchen knife I was tripping the hell up
actually just got my girlfriend high for the 2nd time ever a few hours ago.
smoked some pinapple express and blue dreams not sure if its a name for the mixture or not we just took two bags of that and put it into one joint lol. tasted good. a mild sweet.
anyway, um try not to get paranoid. like chill, don't worry about anything. seriously, if you think to much about how your feeling on the first time you'll get scared. you'll think your having a heart attack and in your mind, your chest will hurt and you'll get even more scared.
but, just...
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The first time I smoked It was a joint and I only smoked half and that's the highest I've ever been and I'm almost a daily smoker. Prepare to have your mind blasted
>>681533403
First experience, around 13yo
> Alpha of the group get weed
> All sit in a circle in a park while he rolls (horrible) fat joints
> The joints turn around for 5 minutes
> Security of the park arrives
> Everybody runs away leaving the joints behind
> Come home, paranoid as fuck, is my mom gonna notice ?! I am going...
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For the first time pleeease smoke pure dont mix up with tobacco
Just got out of prison. Did 4 years. Shit sucked. Got lots of stories.
>be me. Stole neighbors mustang GT cuz he's a dick.
>mad burnouts. Blow tire. Leave it in the middle of the street.
>realize how easy it is to steal cars.
>me and brother decide to boost high end cars and profit.
>have brother go into dealership like Porsche or Ferrari and ask to test drive the one in going to take.
>when
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>>681535177
Dubs chakt
Just wanted to say you're a worthless fucking degenerate, and post pic with timestamp and supposed expensive car.
must be an indiot not to get suspended sentence and probation
is your iq like 75?
>>681535177
>>681535299
Double dubs by me in less than 30 seconds nice.
Well that was smart.
Except the part where you fall for it.
Welcome back Grand Theft Anon.
You didn't miss anything good.
And we're back for round 2...
>>681549186
...bumping...
>>681549535
>>681549186
bumping for yuri
I want to have sex with Mari.
Feels good men ;^)
Where's da ketchup?
>>681537366
Does your gf/bf enjoy your salty, bitter cum?
> implying he has a gf/bf
>>681537366
Solid looking porterhouse. Like the grill marks on it. Enjoy anon
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD #3:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
>>681543557
Cock her up
would love to see her cocked if anyone is feeling kind enough
This please.
pretty please
R34 continue
another story
>>681553137
>>681553170
fat white asses anyone?
Go on...
>>681540585
Bump? Actually that's tons of BUMPS all over her nasty ass!
My wife
so im hanging myself tonight /b/, where should i stream so it wont be taken down ? so you all can save it and zozzle about it
a jungle?
idfk
>>681544391
Ok anyone knows a free streaming platforn?
If this anon is going to an hero live i wanna see it
Please, please, please go through with it
hanging death is lame as fuck, incinerate yourself with a few hundred firecrackers and several gasoline and propane canisters.
>>681544391
Cant you just use twitch pretend youre playing something like csgo or lol and just do it i mean who would care and anyone could record it
Stay the fuck out of my thread.
I kill ur thread
>>681542296
>>681542573
hey, whats going on over here
>>681542296
I don't fuckin fink so m9
Rate thread! Lets do this
do you have super hearing?
>>681546373
Sometimes i think i am going to get taken down by the cia due to picking up secret satellite messages.
>>681546537
well, fun chat im going to bed have college soon good luck with your ratings
>>681546640
Got work in the morning :) 14 hours shift, can't fucking wait. Have a good day
Pictureswap.org thread
i got the cancor
wonder who that pussy was belong to
Waifu Claiming Thread
>Maximum Overshit edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Claim others 2D waifu
>Insult other waifu's
>Be confused
Most importantly: Have fun!
claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCxv2daOwjQ
Going in to full lurk mode.
See you on the other side.
>>681547092
it's a big tempo loss if you play it early though, and if you're not playing it early then you'd want spellbreaker instead since for +1 mana it's +2/+1
it was a really sneaky nerf. same with bgh now you can only counter the board instead of getting ahead
Nude Game.
-Post a clothed pic of your girl with a number.
-anons make requests...(we get it by now)
Dubs=2 pics
Trips=3 pics
Quads=dump.
(7)
>>681544092
Ass now
>>681544092
Tits showing
>>681544092
Full nude
clothes off for a 7
