Edging Fap Roulette
>>704899322
rrrroll
>>704900200
roll
rollz
roll
an actually good ylyl plz
/thread
Tattoo thread. It's on my wrist btw dudes
Opinion?
Made last month
>>704900718
Gonnalooklikeshitinafewyears/10
>>704901720
Thats pretty gay. Dead pirates? You love jack sparrows cock huh
My most recent
Walking home some guy bumps into me and instantly starts talking shit to my face about aluminum being the best metal. I tried to stay calm and explained to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like 'rust' and I lost it.
Punched him right in his aluminum loving face.
I hate aluminum so god damn much.
>>704899177
/B/EAGLE THINKS THIS IS VERY ORIGINAL AND FUNNY!
/B/EAGLE GIVES YOU YOUR FORCED REPLY. DO WITH IT WHAT YOU WILL.
Walking home?
Are you poor?
>you deserved it
>>704899177
But aluminum is shiny.
Tungsten is the best metal you fags.
>Aluminum
I don't get how mericans just forgot the second i.
Also kek
Also aluminium ftw
post the 3rd picture on your porn file
I dont have a porn file
>>704908609
dont bs anon
>>704908539
Continuation of Hunger Thread
>>704908877
fucking hell mart
something is the code is fucky; >>704908915
yoo where's my boi papa john
I wanna see the pizza king kill em all
>>704908952
Doesn't matter
>>704908877
Maybe the next Game...
>I jinx you Mart!!
I have more. Anyone interested ?
also: Creepshot thread. Post the best OC creepshots you've taken
>>704899191
more pls
Finally something different. Nice
anyone here?
s/fur
>>704908695
I watched an episode of MASH where the psychiatrest character had a psychotic patient who heard voices telling him to an hero.
Some time later the patient seemed to have calmed down, so the doc let him go.
Then he realised that this 'calmness' was usually a sign that the guy had finalised his decision to self kill, so he felt bad about not having realised it.
I suppose that's what constitutes 'negligence' in the psych doctor context
>>704908873
Why does this pic always come up?
I have been working for a AT&T call center in the Advanced Technical Support department for android cellphones for quite a while now (I take phone calls from customers that need help with their phones) and I have seen some pretty stupid people call in and ask ridiculous questions.
AMA about AT&T, calls etc. I'll try and answer as best as I can
How long you work there for?
>>704898617
Been working here for about 2 years now
>>704897687
FUCK YOU AND FUCK EVERYONE ELSE THAT WORKS FOR THIS SHIT COMPANY. JUST FUCK THE HELL OFF AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU ASS FELCHING WHORE JUST GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF AND FREE UP THE OXYGEN YOU WASTE EVERY DAY FOR THOSE THAT NEED IT MORE THAN YOU EVER HAVE, FUCK YOU
What's the most ridiculous question?
>>704899049
Hmm I can onlh wonder why you probably get treated like a pile of shit when you call in to talk to support, get the fuck off my thread you Goomba
Give me a loli doujin, O' Great and Wise Lolibot
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/107/
>>704904253
wait for it
>>704904314
fuck nevermind
>>704904365
It's beautiful. Coolbot/10
0-4 fap
5-9 sleep
dubs nofap for a week
Get cancer
>>704906079
get
ey b0ss
>>704906604
nice
7 decides what I say to this girl.
Hey bitch, get your stuff ready and come to my place.
bump
come on I'm counting on you people to get me some.
I like girls with dicks
>>704904542
Hey baby, So you coming over tonight for dinner and some sex?
>>704905726
Re-Roll
Feels thread. Need you /b/ros.
I'm sick, my body hurts and everything is shitty.
>left me 3 months ago
>still miss her like I'm dying
>>704895873
>704895873
Bump, need milf photos
What does /b/ think of sex dolls?
Bump
>>704901749
I live in the United States. I am afraid of buying one because I am afraid of randomly being arrested for buying one.
>>704902348
You can't be arrested in the US for a sec doll they are legal.
>>704901749
if it's what the person wants then sure, but I find it pathetic. It's a coping item for a person's lack of social skills.
>>704902348
Not illegal. just make sure it isn't Buffalo Bill a-la doll.
>>704902951
>sec
NEW LANARAIN THREAD!!
>pizza is arriving
>now its time for SWAT
think that was my pizza order kek
>>704904585
Why is blue dress mom bitching
>>704904585
heres my call guys it's lame but eh!
https://clyp.it/ogbflafj
swat plz
I pray for swat
Zip code for ordering?
FBF thread
That's all you have OP? Guess i'll dump.
Here we go.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>704900556
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
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Calamity-masu'd
Night peeps
>>704906291
Are you getting along?
>>704906508
Mondays, Wednesday and Fridays, silly.
Another thread, another roll for trips.
If you could choose a female celebrity to do a scene for blacked.com, who would you choose?
(continued thread)
>>704899920
I-Ivanka...
>>704899920
miranda
She needs a fat black dick, with some serious girth
Kaitlyn Jenner
Elizabeth Warren
roll. trips get rando pic of my choice.
>>704902806
Rolling.
Rolling
>>704902806
Big anime titties
Wait thIS ISN'T GOOGLE
Roll tide
Come on! I need to fap to something nice!