New fb fap thread.
>>704911334
omg more of right plz
>>704911334
any feet of right?
No way out.
help bros
>>704914596
Have you posted anything on social media or texted anyone else from your contacts?
Say this: >>704914479
Op I have your back
Yer fokd
Ex girlfriend texted me, dubs decides
None of your fucking business bitch.
She gives good head
Because she licks the crust stains off my butthole and fills my anus with seaman
Because i love you
Edging Fap Roulette
>>704899322
rrrroll
>>704900200
roll
rollz
an actually good ylyl plz
Tattoo thread. It's on my wrist btw dudes
Opinion?
Made last month
>>704900718
Gonnalooklikeshitinafewyears/10
>>704901720
Thats pretty gay. Dead pirates? You love jack sparrows cock huh
Walking home some guy bumps into me and instantly starts talking shit to my face about aluminum being the best metal. I tried to stay calm and explained to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like 'rust' and I lost it.
Punched him right in his aluminum loving face.
I hate aluminum so god damn much.
>>704899177
/B/EAGLE THINKS THIS IS VERY ORIGINAL AND FUNNY!
/B/EAGLE GIVES YOU YOUR FORCED REPLY. DO WITH IT WHAT YOU WILL.
Walking home?
Are you poor?
>you deserved it
>>704899177
But aluminum is shiny.
Tungsten is the best metal you fags.
post the 3rd picture on your porn file
I dont have a porn file
>>704908609
dont bs anon
>>704908539
Continuation of Hunger Thread
>>704908877
fucking hell mart
something is the code is fucky; >>704908915
yoo where's my boi papa john
I wanna see the pizza king kill em all
>>704908952
Doesn't matter
I have more. Anyone interested ?
also: Creepshot thread. Post the best OC creepshots you've taken
>>704899191
more pls
Finally something different. Nice
anyone here?
s/fur
>>704908695
I watched an episode of MASH where the psychiatrest character had a psychotic patient who heard voices telling him to an hero.
Some time later the patient seemed to have calmed down, so the doc let him go.
Then he realised that this 'calmness' was usually a sign that the guy had finalised his decision to self kill, so he felt bad about not having realised it.
I suppose that's what constitutes 'negligence' in the psych doctor context
I have been working for a AT&T call center in the Advanced Technical Support department for android cellphones for quite a while now (I take phone calls from customers that need help with their phones) and I have seen some pretty stupid people call in and ask ridiculous questions.
AMA about AT&T, calls etc. I'll try and answer as best as I can
How long you work there for?
>>704898617
Been working here for about 2 years now
>>704897687
FUCK YOU AND FUCK EVERYONE ELSE THAT WORKS FOR THIS SHIT COMPANY. JUST FUCK THE HELL OFF AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU ASS FELCHING WHORE JUST GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF AND FREE UP THE OXYGEN YOU WASTE EVERY DAY FOR THOSE THAT NEED IT MORE THAN YOU EVER HAVE, FUCK YOU
What's the most ridiculous question?
Give me a loli doujin, O' Great and Wise Lolibot
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/107/
>>704904253
wait for it
>>704904314
fuck nevermind
>>704904365
It's beautiful. Coolbot/10
0-4 fap
5-9 sleep
dubs nofap for a week
Get cancer
>>704906079
get
ey b0ss
7 decides what I say to this girl.
Hey bitch, get your stuff ready and come to my place.
bump
come on I'm counting on you people to get me some.
I like girls with dicks
>>704904542
Hey baby, So you coming over tonight for dinner and some sex?
Feels thread. Need you /b/ros.
I'm sick, my body hurts and everything is shitty.
>left me 3 months ago
>still miss her like I'm dying
>>704895873
>704895873
Bump, need milf photos
What does /b/ think of sex dolls?
Bump
>>704901749
I live in the United States. I am afraid of buying one because I am afraid of randomly being arrested for buying one.
>>704902348
You can't be arrested in the US for a sec doll they are legal.
>>704901749
if it's what the person wants then sure, but I find it pathetic. It's a coping item for a person's lack of social skills.
>>704902348
Not illegal. just make sure it isn't Buffalo Bill a-la doll.
NEW LANARAIN THREAD!!
>pizza is arriving
>now its time for SWAT
think that was my pizza order kek
>>704904585
Why is blue dress mom bitching
>>704904585
heres my call guys it's lame but eh!
https://clyp.it/ogbflafj
swat plz
I pray for swat
FBF thread
That's all you have OP? Guess i'll dump.
Here we go.