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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Anyone clicked the watch my girlfriend ads yet almost clicked one earlier
Um no, do you click on youporn ads? Its all crap anon
>>714290088
Fuck hiroshimoot for this cancer ad on mobile
ads? what ads?
What makes Dr Pepper the best soda?
>>714289605
All 24 flavors
>>714289605
the pepper
Carbonated prune juice.
>>714289605
It doesn't leave a gritty feeling on your teeth
shit tier soda
sprite master race
FUCKING FAGS HAVE TAKEN OVER /b/ THIS MAY AS WELL BE /fag/
EVERYTHING IS GAY PORN AND EVERYONE ACCEPTS THE FAGS WITH OPEN ARMS INSTEAD OF TELLING THEM TO FUCK OFF
>>714289810
You're not wrong.
>>714289810
And you're improving it by shitposting.
But traps are a different kind of gay.
>>714289974
traps are the gayest gay
>>714289810
it's not gay if I say I'm straight
Evolution is going the wrong way. All the retards are having 50 kids and the smart ones are having 1 or 2. in a few thousand years, idiots will populate the world
Ever seen Idiocracity?
>>714289551
Google says it's called "Idiocracy"
>>714289516
You leave the mazda 3 out of this m8, it did nothing wrong.
>>714289516
Trying to create a nice folder if I can get enough
Selfless bump
Please anon lend my your power
This is a Swede.
>>714289878
You are correct anon.
That is a nigger
>>714289878
African-Swede
Hello Swede...
Is it true god made black people stink so the blind could hate niggers also?
>>714290438
Moar
Fucked up things you've done but are not really sorry you did......
>>714289550
fuck sister of my gf
she felt guilty, told her bf
they broke up
my gf went mad on her
sis is went hero
>>714289550
Make my own e-liquid for practically nothing while others in my family/house pay full price.
I know they're too lazy to learn for themselves and would just whine in my ear to make batch after batch for them.
>>714289550
I like to pee on myself while fapping.
I drank my own piss once.
I used to be able to suck my own dick but I stopped cuz I was having back problems.
I jack off in public toilets constantly.
I anally masturbated with a toothbrush.
I masturbated using MLP figurines.
I masturbate to MLP porn.
And a bunch of other stuff, but the most fucked up thing I've ever done was steal money from my sister, my mother, my father, my grandfather, my grandmother, my cousin and one of my old friends.
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ITT: photos like this
>>714290537
>>714290707
Got em good
Financial advice thread;
How do I dig myself out of the hole I'm in?
Currently have 100K debt and considering bankruptcy and living in my mom's basement to help her pay the mortgage after step dad walked away.
Have a useless degree but could be a teacher in a year, or could go work the oilfield or a trade.
Should I declare bankruptcy or keep paying my minimums and living like a pathetic basement hermit?
>>714289507
separate your debts into 3 categories
>secured by shit you need to live and/or work
>secured by shit you don't need
>unsecured
default on the shit you don't need
sell your car (I'm assuming you have more car than you need) and buy the cheapest older car that is mechanically sound that you can find
don't pay the unsecured
pay the minimum on all but one of the remaining secured
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>>714289945
Thanks for the advice, will do;
Quick follow up, why force them to start it on me?
>>714290105
>why force them to start it on me?
to buy as much time as possible
once you begin bankruptcy proceedings the court will dictate your finances
and that will almost always increase the amount of time that it will take to get out of debt
Go bankrupt. Fuck the banks, they are the biggest fucking thieves on the planet, steal something back. Its not too hard to find a decent rented place. Instead of a new car, just buy something 10 years old and get it partially restored at a garage, works out cheaper and itll last another 10 years without problems.
Going bankrupt is piss easy. Just dont expect loans or a mortgage in the next 15 years.
>>714290277
Gotcha.
Well, car is junk, been making most payments but just don't see a way out without starting over and the money situation isn't good for much longer.
Any ideas on a new career for an Albertan Canada fag?
Hookup thread?
smoke/chill/fuck whatever, post you code and see who's down
ol15 here any mancfags?
>>714290768
ECA1 Londonfag here and im better than all of you
no british guys with money to do stuff is free at 1150am
M415BH here, fucking madferit
>>714291021
not necessarily, could be an unemployed stoner like me or a millionaire with time to burn
>>714291084
you wanna chill later? what your age/sex im 24/m
Im a very kinky sissy, want to see more?
>>714289678
Only if the next picture is of you killing yourself, which is unlikely without a very expensive selfie stick.
>>714289678
Oh god yes
>>714289678
Add me on kik i do wanna see more
Obsted24
Some ppl are mean ️
Share skype for having fun without being around mean ppl
Prior military with the 82nd Airborne as a 13F. 2-504 B/A Company
Got out as a E-5 in 2015, Recently Divorced, Realizing that civilian life sucks and don't feel a purpose anymore.
Considering the French Foreign Legion for a why the fuck not experience.
Is it worth it now a days?
Pic related, it's me.
No.
Basically you'd make more transferring to a Commonwealth military. Canada or Australia are both good options for ex US servicemen. The pay is better. The hours are better. The human rights are better.
I've had a lot of dealings with ex FFL guys, both online and in mercenary environments. There's quite literally no reason for a human to join them unless you're coming from a third world country where the FFL is a step up.
Source: Ex Australian Army now working for a private security firm.
>>714291220
Thanks for the advice brother, What do you think about New Zealand prior US Vet program they have?
>>714291220
What this guy said, from my sources FFL is basically cannon fodder (more so than any other 1st world military). Mainly used to open doors for 3rd worlders looking for a better life.
Source: Fat neck beard unfit for military service so spends all day reading about military's.
>>714291361
Fair enough I suppose. They have just always caught my attention. Thanks for the input anon.
>>714291285
I'd rather a military that's able to deploy a battalion or two. You know the Aussies are going to invade Papua New Guinea in a few years. You know Canada is going to follow the US into the Middle East in a few years. You know NZ is going to be gay indefinitely.
I'd rather go somewhere where the capabilities are at least deployable.
Pics you shouldn't and faves saved #3
>>714290511
Private photos: Whales you wish you didn't fuck/how drunk was I? edition.
Anybody else getting tired of seeing that dick Fuck the cantaloupe
I'd fuck her...pretty drunk tho
>>714291109
More?
bumping for interest
>>714291109
Are you still here, OP?
Welp just woke up to my ex girlfriends naked ass. Wanted to fuck her so badly. Not sure why she left that ass out I don't think she was gonna give it to me. Hopefully she will let me hit that
>>714291117
Moar pics
this picture looks like it was done in heavy brush strokes with thick paint in the 1400s
>>714291117
Why were you sleeping next your ex-girlfriends naked ass if you're not fucking her?
You know the drill.
>>714289627
rollan
>>714289627
roll-
hey guys
>>714289627
roll it
>>714289627
okay
I think I'm in love with her and have blown so many loads to her
Who is she? Who has exposed her?
I hope OP shows up, I hope he knows how bad we want to fuck his girl
ITT: Top Quality Cringe
>lost my cringe folder somewhere...
What is that?
>>714289955
What even is this?
A horse with its hoof ripped off?
It's kind of pretty whatever it is.
>>714290022
OP here.
It is a hoof with the Hard wall removed exposing the nerves and shit.
>>714290095
why would they do that?
>>714290327
So they can post it in a cringe thread.
If a Muslim refugee couple refused to make a cake for a gay couple because its against their religion; which side would liberals chose?
Pic is just click bait
more of this girl. IDGAF about liberals
Keep posting hot girls.
Liberals are boring.
>>714290595
agree
Dear OP. dont use hot girls in a thread like this. youll get no attention to the question at hand
>>714290444
