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Post pic of one female family member youd fuck... I chose my cousin for obvious reasons :)
>>712050480
>pic of one female family member youd fuck
My dogg
My sister, I think about her and what I would do all the time
>>712050741
shes a cutie man... would you let me have a go at your sister in exchange for my cousin?
mom
>>712050898
who's this cutie?
If you went back in time to the 1200's, with nothing, not even clothes, what would you be able to offer people to better your position or the world?
Me I'd say I have a rudimentary understanding of physics and chemistry. I bet I could make a flying machine.
I bet you couldnt.
I'd be willing to bet money on that.
>>712052015
Developing an airfoil wouldn't be difficult, and then I could use canvas and glue for the hull and spruce for the frame. No engine but it could be cool at very least.
>>712051646
would that timetravel include the appropriate vaccinations ?
>>712052171
Just whatever you have now...why tho?
>>712052139
And how does that "better your position or the world"? A simple machine, when there is really no chance of improving upon that without much more advanced technology to help you.
How would showing off a basic contraption help you or them?
WWYD Thread
Post pics of you hot slutty friends and anons will tell you what would they do to her?
more of her
>>712051336
>>712051389
>>712051509
>>712051509
I would slap my big dick on her pretty face and lips then slip my dick between her lips forcefully and make her worship my cock sucking me off. I'd look into her gorgeous eyes staring up at me while she sucks my cock. Then I'd explode cum in her mouth and make sure she swallowed every drop of it
pics you shouldn't share
>>712055158
let's go
>>712055158
More of her op?
Moar of her!
Now watch me get
Dubs you faggots
Roll
>>712046528
Do it
>>712046528
Pussy.
>>712046707
Fuck you mom negro
Rate my new FWB? I'm fucking her for the first time tomorrow
>>712046504
looks like some chubby fun there
>>712046783
She's a bit chubby, yeah
>>712046504
With chubsters, if.you don't have to use a condom, dont use them
>>712046900
Whys that?
>>712046898
chubbs is good
Why is America so fucking stupid?
>>712047566
Inbreeding.
>>712047566
small amount of people for such big country
they can't think properly
Only 20% or so is that dumb
>>712047566
Cuz Murica! Eaglez n' gunz and YEEEE HAAAAWWWWW!!!!!
"Now" should be "again"
Ok /b/.
I'm pissed.
This girl I used to work with is pissing and moaning because trump got elected. Then, she blames "people like me" for voting for him.
Then, as some kind of consolation prize, she sends me a pic of her deformed tit.
Dubs decides.
1/2
2/2
Dubs decides
>>712054753
wanna ride this Dick cupcake?
I'm gunna build a wall for that tit
Wtf is demi gendered??
Tonight at exactly 3:37 AM, you will be visited by the ghost of Yoshida Matsuro. Her face will be the last thing you see, unless you post in this thread.
>>712045608
kys fagboi
>>712045608
will she suck my dick?
jkkhk
>>712045608
Can we pls reschedule? Teddy is already removing my eyes tonight at 3:37.
>>712045608
Cant wait
Draw Thread - Lunch Time
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/
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If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
Autistic, autisticer,
Yet autisticer.
>>712050308
Yes? You called?
Requesting smoking in a no smoke zone
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS
Can somebody think of a good first and last name with only the marked keys
>>712044585
Red Fart
Rat Fag
>>712044585
Ted Wascer (rext)
drew waters
>>712044585
trev west
Hey there. Modern Jesus is back again. You need any miracles? Just ask.
>>712041426
Yeah uhh Jebus I got a problem.
Tomorrow I will be buying Pokemon Moon from eb games, how do I not look like a pedo faggot while doing so? Last time I purchased a 'kids game' I got strange looks. plz help jebuz
>>712041426
Modern Jesus pls give me good results for my examinations
>>712041426
>tfw you're white and beardless
You aren't Jesus.
>>712041581
My gamer son, look around you. Pokemon is a part of our modern lives. It is understood and no longer obscure. I bet you're one of hundreds of adults to be buying that game from the store. Even if someday does see you, what of it? They're missing out, because they don't know pokemon. Also you could just dress super business and pretend you're buying it for your Nephew.
CHECK THESE DIGITS !!!!
>>712046356
join to play and request for her pics
i request more
>>712046477
bump
>>712046477
Join what, buddy boy?
also: moar
>>712046356
>>712046477
lets not beat around the bush. Post vag.
Ylyl
Get in here faggots
this fucking kek page
Inb4 bananas
OC
Bump
FB / IG Fap unlimited 2
Bonus points for big fat asses
>>712048826
I need info of this girl. All I know is her name is Kristen.
Why aren't you bisexual?!
>ROLL:
>evens = fap to females
>odds = fap to males
>dubs = fap to either/both
>trips = go to bed
>quads = quit 4chan 4ever
Rll
>>712022597
roal
>>712022597
I am.
>roll
#ROLLINGINTHEDEEP
>>712022597
Which celebs have the best pairs of tits in your opinion?
Real pics required, obviously.
>>712040144
>katy perry
tbh this will be a short circular thread. There isnt much room for movement once katy has been posted.
>>712040408
Guess again
Lake Bell
If Trump doesn't fulfill his promises like how Obama didn't, willl you still support him?
No of course not. Its a great thing what Trump did. Pretty much impossible. No one else could have done it but if he is going to squander this once in a lifetime opportunity I'm not going to continue supporting him. I'm fairly sure everyone at the_Donald feels the exact same way. He has carte Blanche until the midterms but if can't deliver on change on the special prosecutor on a significant portion of his agenda he won't have me behind him whatever that counts for.
However I think he will deliver. Time will tell. He has already laid out what he will...
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>>712030587
He's like the intern you hire on a whim.
He doesn't have much experience, but he has enough charm and gumption to win you over. He's fresh and new, and JUST what this company needs (unlike those other do-gooders who have entire books memorized).
Yet the minute he fucks up, he is FIRED.
>>712030587
he doesnt hace a chance at fulfilling his promises. either theyre going to be catasrophic or theyre in cobtradiction with another so he cant fulfill them in the first place.
he will spend 4 years blamibg obama, the dirty liberals, muslims, blacks and so on for every fuck up thats his and the tards he put into power. his supporters are stupid enough to believe him
>>712031461
sad truth.
>>712031338
>>712031461
>>712031670
Hello CNN
Had a cyst and popped it out
wut now hurts like a beach
>>712041583
pour bleach on it to kill any bacteria
>>712041636
bleach works? wont it sting
>>712041583
i think those are parasites
>>712041583
that looks like a spider bite that went untreated, odd spot for a cyst.
>>712041691
it does feel like crawling in it
YLYL: Ultimate edition
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