ITT we poorly describe video games and other anons try to figure out the game. i'll start.
>wake up after the apocalypse
>save earth with a demolition tool and a blasian
>>767783421
HL2
>trying to wake up grill
>ride a horse
>fight old rocks
>>767783859
Shadow of the Colossus
Young boy time travels to the future to defeat a green sand nigger.
Long story short, I met a coworker who’s into me and I’m into her, but how do I cheat on my current girlfriend without seeming like a asshole
>>767781813
Make excuses. Blame everybody else
NEVER under any circumstances date or fuck a coworker as it always leads to problems. Stay away, anon. As soon as that bitch decides she isn't into you anymore, she'll squeal to HR and it'll make working there forever awkward or get you fired. And how about staying faithful to the current girlfriend, eh? Getting cheated on is a horrible feeling.
But what the fuck do I know? I'm just another opinionated 4fag.
>>767782501
>4fag
jesus that made me cringe
>>767781813
Break up you cheating asshole
My gf has frog tits. It's fucking gross. I'm done I think. Wat do..?
>>767784746
she has green tits? thats kinda cool are they tats?
>>767784746
you be grateful you have a gf in the first place, cucks like myself can only wish
What the actual hell are frog tits?
>>767784746
Can I get a definition for “frog tits”
What happenned to her? How do you go from that to that? Drugs dont explain it
Drugs explain it.
>>767779981
needed a good wheat crop.
She got fake tits around the peak of her fame....she was hotter before she had them.
Anyhow, after her partying and lack of work piled up, that changed her body chemistry and it made her sag and wrinkle.
Tl;dr: Drugs
>>767780034
What drug causes saggy tits and belly wrinkle?
god dam i want a big mac but im fat, wat du b?
>>767777503
It's called making yourself throw up
>>767777503
Or killing yourself
>>767777503
or both
>>767777676
>>767777724
im afraid if i keep drinking the urge to get mick dicks will grow even stronger
Is my penis too small?
Insecure as fuck. Can't tell if too small
Thanks
if you know how to fuck then penis size really doesnt matter. but your attitude is probably a turn off.
Another one
it's not a big dick but it looks good enough to pussy fuck.
Have you ever been in a fight to defend a weaker person? (girl, weaker friend etc)
Did you hesitate? Did you try defusing the situation beforehand?
Anon with zero fighting experience here and I have no idea how I would react if someone started messing with a girlfriend in front of me.
>>767779507
I once tried to prevent a fight breaking out between a few white girls and a few black girls at a bar
one of the negresses sucker punched me from behind and I said fuck it. Nothing actually broke out anyway.
Lesson: niggers gonna nig
>>767779507
>Anon with zero fighting experience here
Strike first, hard, and don't stop. headbutt across the nose will make most people cover up.
/not a badass, just like soccer.
>>767779714
at what level do you play soccer? do fights break out frequently?
I’ve defended weaker friends a few times, I’m not an inherently violent person so I always try to defuse the situation first. If you’re looking for pointers I personally would always start off with a strong tackle and just wail on them until I felt they had enough. If you hesitate you will lose. Just come out of nowhere if you feel you can’t settle the matter verbally. I never swing as a start though for the fact of a sucker punch being the lowest you can get.
/b/ is dead.
no u
>>767781896
>/b/ is dead.
Long live th /b/
>>767781896
>/b/ IS DEAD!
>I am a unique butterfly stating this fact!
>Please respond to me I am desperate!
>My name is OP and I need dicks!
This is you op.
Sup /b/, I'm at Burger King rn
What do you guys want?
Uhhhhhhhhhhh.......
Hmmmmmmm......
Uhhhh......... one sec.....
Uhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm...
Salad
>>767780331
Where the fuck is the texas whopper? Kill yourself.
WHY THE FUCK IS THE MENU AT THE INTERCOM. YOU ASK ME WHAT I WANT THE SECOND I GET THERE... GIVE ME A MINUTE BITCH LET ME LOOK AT THE MENU FUCK. WHY EVEN HAVE IT THERE?
hey guys lurker here, what does checking a post mean? Like check'd I don't understand despite being here for about a year.
inb4 "Lurk more newfag"
>>767779922
nice dubs. checked.
goddamn it
>>767779922
check'd
also, lurk moar, newfag
>>767779922
>Hmm...He was behind of it...
Eugenia is LIVE
dirty questions welcomed she loves them
>>767778314
how has she not died yet?
>>767778314
i got a ten inch bone for that skeleton.
What is her favorite kind of porn
>>767778314
Someone ask her how much she would need for an hour of full service
Girl you've fucked
What the fuck kind of outlet is that Igor?
why are girls in this thread always 8/10+. lioke y'all faggots fuck girls like that lmaooo
>>767782414
Found the lives in moms basement virgin
yo /b/ I need some advice
So I got caught smoking weed by the cops on campus so the dean is gonna send a letter home to my parents. It's summer break so I'm living with them now and the problem is that they are super anti-weed. Any ideas on how to confess? should I just tell them now or wait for the letter to come?
>>767780535
You have to kill your parents. This will stop them from reading the letter and solve all your problems.
>>767780649
ya but I'm hoping I can just get the mail and snag the letter, I just don't know when the mail comes and I work a first shift job
>>767780535
tell them to look up the ingredients of holy anointing oil
>>767780535
Tell them now. Tell them that you were curious to try it and did not enjoy it. Then keep smoking, only don't be a dumbfuck about it. Get a vape pen and some concentrate. Use edibles. Vape if you have to smoke flower. Don't burn weed...it has a very distinct smell.
Post Your Hand
Anon makes assumptions about you based on it.
>>767780618
you're a total faggot
>>767780618
OP must be a fag.
>>767780878
OP is always a faggot
>>767780618
OP plays left-handed classical guitar, or is a faggot.
Hunger Games Thread
24 souls.
Lain
Tanya
Felixwöhl
angery edgefag is angery
Paid $40 for this. Did i get ripped off?
That's not even weed.
this was >$10
illegal state too.
stop posting this thread
I miss CL Personals, Backapage and the like. Reason being at any given time I was about 30 min away from looking down at a hot twink with my cock in their mouth.
Now I can't find random hookups anywhere. I figured tinder or grindr would have picked up but it's the same old lames looking to date and not just fuck around.
Anyone know of any replacement sites that are free, no reg required to meet random hookups?
Oh and if you have an issue with a bi guy that loves tits and vag as much as a hard cock, gtfo ya week sauce mother fuckers.
It sucks dude. I used cl personals to find all of the couples I would hook up with. Now I'm lost on pof talking to a mother of five who just wants to settle down with the right man. Hoping that I can cum in her ass and get away before she becomes too attached.
Bump
There are a few crappy clones, but I haven't seen anybody using them. Especially here in Tokyo.
I'll probably just have to go to a bathhouse/sauna, but in my experience you'll just find old men there.
>>767779300
i made an account there out of curiosity and it's nothing but black women and newly divorced women with children, not a place for a 20 year old like me.
I also feel bad for local escorts, ads and tools for them and johns to have safe encounters are all gone.
Like this lay and shutting all these sites down is really going to effect trafficking in any positive way. The US sucks balls right now.
why do americans think it's ok to be morbidly obese? do they get taught this in school?
>>767779202
We don't get taught anything at school that's the point
Why do Brits think it's okay to be obese?
>>767779202
Same reason aussies and brits are know worldwide ad the biggest faggots on the earth. We have a lot of fat people, the queens serfs suck dick.
I’m just here to see the freak show tv warned me about. So you’re all incel nazi pædophiles?
Give me your side of the stories
Fuck off limey
>>767779232
Com on. I’m told you’re a real freak show. Bunch of cat killing sociopaths
Look its Eddie Ifft!
What is your opinion of this image?
>>767780344
as a young kid, since i learned to masturbate, i've always wanted to be molested by an older woman.
>>767780512
This
>>767780344
caption doesn't match image.
he looks like he'd being grabbed and held hostage. if he was the chief with his own harem, they'd be on their knees worshiping him
>>767780344
shota x milfs is hot
