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this dude is doing handstands for free on stream jesus, hes a fag too twitch kaZAMers
>>674650264
lol faggot
>>674650264
Fucking newfags
Poor floor
>>674650545
cancer vibes
let's get this going
k
kill
BYE
>>674650164
Rolling for heals.
spin
I miss the old memes, letters in bold memes
I hate these new memes, the vine and tumblr fueled memes
The always untrue memes, propagandizing the news memes
I miss the great memes, template and ms paint memes
I gotta to say, at that time I'd like to spout memes
See we invented memes, there werent any memes
And now I look and look around and there's so many memes
I used to love memes, I used to love memes
I even had the obama sticker I thought I was memes
What if I made a stupid shitpost about memes
Called
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>>674650414
you're alright
>>674650414
good post
>>674650414
> hope i die before i get old
>I even had the obama sticker I thought I was memes
My sides
Found this guy on he side of the road and needs a name. Dubs decide!
Dr. Eric Stevens
Whiskers :)
If i get trips then name him nigger faggot.
>>674651183
Shitty camera
>>674651183
mittens
/thread
>>674651341
rolling for whiskers
How should I kill myself /b/
>>674650522
sharpie in pooper
Do a flip faggot
>>674650522
You shouldn't we love you anon
>>674650522
with a gun, you fucking faggot
With kindness
R34 another one
Hiiii cuties, my name is Vicky and I am new here. Add me on skype: victoria.a303
xo xo
>>674649577
No thanks fat ass
>>674649577
HOw about no.
>>674649577
spread pussy close up pic. and all that
Nobody cares
Hulk Hogan has been awarded $115 million in his case against gawker publishing his sextape.
Gawker is dead, rejoice /b/.
requesting picture of hulk leg dropping gawker
>you now recall this
;3
>>674646535
Good. Fuckers deserve it.
gawker brought me here about 5 years ago, so thanks for that i guess
>>674646535
ITT:Post your favorite album and have others guess things about you
>>674650283
Do you get a lot of pussy?
>>674650573
No.
>>674649701
You read the NME in 2008
You're shy
Low wage
Uses public transport a lot
Thick Asian thread anyone?
>>674645229
She is like IMA KILL YA
please continue
Heres some more
hi id like to see more butts. asians are very light skinned and when they have big butts i think its just the dandiest thing in the whole world.
>>674646395
Wow could you sound like any more of a virgin?
Need honest advice. I'm 22 y.o virgin. Starting to bother me.
>Wondering if I should just get an escort and maybe i won't give that much of a shit about it anymore?
> Will I regret doing this?
>I've had 2 gfs but haven't had sex with either of them.
>I've pretty much done everything with them except sex. (one was a long time gf but due to her being religous, shewanted a 'commitment' before we have sex and the whole thing
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>>674647748
read the first two sentences.
i purchased 3 hookers.
buy the decent quality ones ,wear a condom and your good
THATS IT
now buy the hooker and shut the fuck up
>>674647748
Are you sure your straight? Was grandpa's girl hideous or something? Why couldn't you get a boner dude
Bump for interest due to similar reasons
>>674647748
i lost my virginity at 17 with the girl i'm with today, we've been together for almost 3 years. it was something special for me, i will remember it forever. what you did wrong is that you didn't tell her sooner. you'll find the right girl to be honest with
>>674648164
Because the soldier doesn't always show for the party, stop projecting.
No porn webm thread?
Stories Like this?
>Be 12 never felt any sexual fantasies
>Go over to (Girl) friends house
> She was pretty nice and innocent
>she had a younger sister
>Parents are out for dinner
>She tells me to come over to the house computer
>She Opens up Pornhub
Continue?
>>674645634
Yeah, nigger
go on.
>>674645634
fuck off, your thread is shit already
Moar yo
Ayyyyy
>She starts scrolling down the pages
>i start feeling all tingly
>her sister walks in the room and freaks out
>she threatens to "tell"
>they both bolt out the room yelling and screming
>i quickly close the tab
>older sister walks back into the room and says follow
>she takes me to her room
...
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>>674648618
Fucking MOAR.
I'm not good at xrays but I support this thread.
>>674649521
Fuck...... More please!!
>>674650069
/b/ I propose to you this simple challenge:
Name one thing that women do better than men. It has to be something that both genders can do, so no giving birth, etc
I been thinking hard about this and can't name even one.
>inb4 image related
Lie
Manipulate
Cheat
Nag
Complain
Overdramitize
>>674649551
New rule: name something that women do better than men that is POSITIVE
Yelling
Accusing the inocent
Eating
>>674649746
Clean shit up
Make sandwiches
Fix hair and makeup
Kill the unborn
Women's bodies are able to withstand higher g forces, so a jet pilot
Restarting the desktop thread image count was reached. Same rules no cleanup.
Also for those who were asking here is the original image from my desktop
well this seemed to die fast.
>>674649008
Could this rash be from poison oak? I haven't been oaked before and the images online aren't useful as they are mostly bulging pustules. I went for a walk today in Austin, TX, for reference.
Does anyone know if a compiled side by side photo resource "poisonous bush | rash you'll get" in existence?
Thanks.
here's a closer look. sorry about the poor lighting.
>>674645987
OP here. Also, the dotted parts aren't raised or pus-filled.
I've treated it with some oral benadryl and some topical bendadryl.
>>674645987
better question: Why do you have a mini-ass halfway up your thigh?
>>674646391
ha! perhaps it is an indentation left by the seam of my yoga pants.
>fat fuck thighs
>socks stretched so far you can see between the threads
>rash at thighs where they're most likely to create friction
Diagnosis: You're just fat
Prescription: Stop being fat
/b/ my wife is filing for divorce on monday.
we separated in april of 2015 and in that time she fucked 3 other guys, and the whole time i was under the impression that she just needed space and that she wanted to fix things.
i've fucked another girl since and i'm hooking up with another tonight but when she broke the news that she was filing for divorce on monday it just killed me inside.
please tell me i'm a faggot and that i shouldn't be subjecting myself to such pitiful angst for getting cucked.
>>674646569
You are a faggot and you shouldn't be subjecting yourself to such pitiful angst for getting cucked.
There, better now?
yep youre being a faggot, life will be okay and the sooner you start the sooner you can forget her as a distant memory, cum buckets down this chicks throat tonight for glory
>>674646569
>>674646569
Separation is hard, until she actually filed for divorce there was still hope there, no matter how much she hurt you, deep down you know you still love her
Same thing happened to me 11 years ago my friend, it still hurts me to think she doesn't return my calls/emails/letters, I've wrote to her every single day for 11 years and i've yet to receive a reply, i figured there was a mixup with the mail until around 2008 and now i just do it out of habbit
>tfw i pay...
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>>674646569
Is she taking half your stuff?
come get dubs, /b/ros
Check em
dubs? why not trips?
how long is the video
>>674648533
fuck, dubs.
You Bernie cucks are such fucking faggots.
Thanks.
>>674648807
ARE
>>674649119
YOU
>>674649239
KIDDING
