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your date. what do?
treat her like a whore then fuck her like a whore
>oysters
kill it with fire
>>674459408
order something else, i dont like oysters
>>674459408
I don't date chinks. Tell her to get the fuck out of my girl's chair
Try so hard to stare at her face and not her tits that I forget to breathe and pass out
Post Snapchat/kik sluts/easy wins. I wanna get some nudes tonight
zaster66
>>674458256
Kik or snap? Can't find that username anywhere
slsko
Try Homesickinsomniac
>>674457519
Laurengarrison2 SC
Whose your favorite champion /b/?
also rate each other based on previous match history
>>674455919
my favorites are azir and bard,
not good enough with azir for ranked though
>>674456033
meant to post this one
>>674456127
get rekt hehe
I like Urgot. Have level 5 mastery with him. Just bought Irelia though.
>>674456578
ayyyyy, banner of command on bard? i should try that it, seems like a good item on him
What is b drinking today? Happy saint Patricks Day cunts
If you're not drinking whiskey today then what the Fuck are u doing
>>674458465
Fuck off
Vodka and this.
Bacardi carta negra and Coca Cola.
I only have 1 steam game and literally no friends.
Should I kill myself? Also I'm 37 yo.
What game?
>>674457249
whats your steam id i will add you and get you a game for not killing your self today?
>Also I'm 37 yo.
No worries i am 50
Seems like someone doesn't have enough games
>>674457357
Simcity
>>674457249
So a digital copy of a game is your only 'material' possession. It had better be train sim nigga.
Since you have nothing in the physical realm, it's time to go full lawnmower man.
Continuing from >>674452273
10 spots left
Greg Universe
Matt Damon
Fritz the Cat
Captain Pronin
>>674456814
shes so fucking fine dude...
Sasha Grey, perfect woman.
>>674456814
Who is she ?
>>674456814
Is her name emily ecstatic
>>674458008
tori black man
Hey /b/ i'm seriously thinking about killing myself through starvation,what should i expect?
stomach cramps, and no shitting for a week or two?
Death
To be hungry.
Eternal damnation. Suicide is a sin you heretic.
Having a lot in common with Ethiopia
RIP
>>674457939
"RIP GEORGE SOROS"
RIP GEORGE SOROS
>>674458001
rip geoge soros
>>674457939
RIP Soros György
I get pussy. I'm talking high quality puss. You better start lifting if you want to get on my level you virgins. I bet the only lifting you do is from your bag of doritos to your mouth. You're a fucking joke. Girls at guys like you. Me and my gym buddies call guys like you betas. You better worship me you smug little fatties. Fuck you and your miserable life, faggots.
Stale b8
Go fuck urself faggot
>>674457340
You're like about 10yo, right? Mentally, I mean.
"Girls at guys like you" kek'd
Please bro teach me how to be so manly as you
get down doggie
get down doggie
get down doggie
Get down, doggie
Please for the the love of god, get the fuck down, you cucking canine cunt
>>674454605
Get down doggie
Nah
ITT we rate each others weather girls.
>>674458132
>bitch trying to hide her 40s with more makeup
Why?
>>674457283
they do "a lack of a belief in god", I know this is bait but ffs dude
Atheism is the belief that theists are wrong.
>>674457283
Why can't trolls define trolling?
>>674457283
Uhh yes they can.
>>674457283
Its easy to answer why they aren't able to.
Imagine it like this;
Atheism - Does god exist? No.
Any Atheist will say that they don't believe in god.
But Atheism resigns the fact that now they choose NOT to believe in a god, therefore god exists they just choose not to believe in it.
I think we all know why.
Why can't stupid degenerate stoners switch to alcohol like productive members of society?
pot:
>makes you lazy
>gives you anxiety
>gives you lung cancer
>lowers libido
>habit-forming
booze:
>relaxing
>social lubricant
>boosts morale
>gives you courage
>gets
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IKR!! Get a job lazy hippies! L O L
>>674456916
>>674456667
These guys have the right idea!^^
Do both, unless you're a pussy.
u get a few beers in my bamind str8 to the nose candy then I'm calling in sick to work at 4 am. sorry can't do it anymore op. got an additive personality I guess. but see if I smoke weed I got just enough anxiety and paranoia to like you said. to stay off the fucking coke. so I blaze first then have beers. shits probably saved me from becoming a real degenerate tbh.
I smoke weed all day and switch to beer when the sun goes down. Come at me bro.
fb fap thread please!
>>674456512
>>674457424
you guys like some innocent bitches with some killer lips
What's the meaning of life?
inb4 not to die.
The meaning of life is to find purpose.
>>674455314
Hate niggers
Smoke dank
Browse dank memes
>>674455314
like literally its just to fuck a lot and try not to die
>>674455314
To shitpost on /b
>>674455314
There is no pre determined meaning and there never will be. Everyone has something that they attach meaning to. Some people have religion, some people have other people.
would u step on it for 10000000000000 billion dolars?
>>674455309
You sick fuck!
>>674455309
no youf ucking sicko
NOBODY WOULD DO THAT FOR ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY EVER
>>674455309
no?
what?
Fuck off OP you edgy cunt
Okay so... WTF /b/? I mean I enjoyed the movie as much as the next guy, and yeah the pairing is adorable, but what the FUCK is the obsession?
>>674456955
nice dubs
>>674457143
LOL didn't even notice. Thanks.
Picture is fucking hilarious, by the way.
>>674456955
You're more autistic than the people who have the obsession for it
If you enjoyed this movie at all you enjoyed it more the "the next guy". No adult male went to see a children's movie in theaters unless they are some autist that went with their tard wranglers.
>>674457286
Probably.
I hate niggers
Me too
Srsly they are literally shit
>>674457307
this pic is the niggest
So does every other race.
Why
Shaved my asshole.
10/10 feel.
But why?
>>674453047
>>674453047
Enjoy the burn when the hair grows back in man. Better off WAXING
>>674453952
>>674453047
But how? Seriously, my asshole looks like an angry Arab, advice?
>>674453952
But how?
