Ask an ex-neckbeard anything.
>>674455975
Once a neckbeard, always a neckbeard.
>>674456412
Incorrect. I have realized the error of my ways, and I vow to never go down that path again.
>>674456609
Post your smooth skinny neck to prove it or gitfo
Ariel Winter thread
>>674457910
She ruined her body now she looks really fat
>>674457910
What she did to those knockers should be considered a crime.
I can suck my own dick. Ask me anything.
>>674459154
Can you suck your own dick?
>>674459154
can you suck your own dick?
Enjoy spine cancer
can you suck your own dick?
Alright faggots.
**ASK A PLUMBER ANYTHING**
If you ask the right question you may get some very interesting greentexts.
Also general plumbing advice.
If you appreciated the advice you were given, reward me with tits.
I like tits.
What was the most disgusting thing you ever pulled out of a pipe/drain?
>>674459251
Would you step on this puppy for 49 gigagilon dollars? Xd
>>674459251
Ever sniffed the panties of the home owner you were working for?
>>674459482
OP delivers.
> Be me
> Be called into caravan sale place of all joints.
> Caravan sales place is owned by friend of my father.
> Caravan sales place guy is also a plumber, can't fix own problems? WTF?
> Get to front reception
> "Hi, I am Plum/b/anon, I am here to fix problem."
> "Ok plumbanon, go ahead..."
> ....you autistic bitch...
> "What is the problem?"
> Consult with about 5 different ladies in office
> Not one of them has a clue.
> Call the owner
> "Oh right, the toilet won't flush"
> "...Yeah, it's kinda been like that for about a month now..."
> MFW they couldn't figure out what problem a plumber could be coming to attend after a month of not being able to flush the toilet properly.
Cont.
Non-nude pics of girls you have nudes of that you've never posted but are tempted to post. Picture Related. Friends wife! continued
>>674454764
post then op
>>674454764
post it
This is a McDonalds in Austria
Notice anything?
>>674459344
Yes. It's not in Austria.
>>674459344
Wtf they changed their language to Dutch?
>>674459497
-______-
No fat black women working there?
If dubs Milhouse is a meme.
Whew that was close. Millhouse almost became a meme that time.
If dubs op kills himself
>>674457317
If singles EFG becomes a meme again
Praise Milhouse
You have the power to permanently alter the minds and/or bodies of every female on the planet any way you like.
How do you abuse this power?
>>674459083
Oh I think you know how.
You must be at least 14 years old to post on 4chan
All women suddenly start to explosively lactate. Every woman is now human dairy stock.
>>674459242
Do they regress in mind as well as body?
no webm thread? fuck, i want to fap
WEBM thread. no traps
>>674456488
>webm thread
>posts a gif
Your thread didn't stand a chance op go fucking kill yourself
new cock trib thread
pretty please!
bumping till other anons show up
pixel art porn thread
Bumping for interest
Does this give you boners? I find the lack of detail difficult to masturbate to.
>>674458644
Welcome to 4chan in 2016.
your date. what do?
treat her like a whore then fuck her like a whore
>oysters
kill it with fire
>>674459408
order something else, i dont like oysters
>>674459408
I don't date chinks. Tell her to get the fuck out of my girl's chair
Post Snapchat/kik sluts/easy wins. I wanna get some nudes tonight
zaster66
>>674458256
Kik or snap? Can't find that username anywhere
slsko
Try Homesickinsomniac
Whose your favorite champion /b/?
also rate each other based on previous match history
>>674455919
my favorites are azir and bard,
not good enough with azir for ranked though
>>674456033
meant to post this one
>>674456127
get rekt hehe
I like Urgot. Have level 5 mastery with him. Just bought Irelia though.
What is b drinking today? Happy saint Patricks Day cunts
If you're not drinking whiskey today then what the Fuck are u doing
>>674458465
Fuck off
Vodka and this.
I only have 1 steam game and literally no friends.
Should I kill myself? Also I'm 37 yo.
What game?
>>674457249
whats your steam id i will add you and get you a game for not killing your self today?
>Also I'm 37 yo.
No worries i am 50
Seems like someone doesn't have enough games
>>674457357
Simcity
Continuing from >>674452273
10 spots left
Greg Universe
Matt Damon
Fritz the Cat
Post your favorite porn actress
>>674456814
shes so fucking fine dude...
Sasha Grey, perfect woman.
>>674456814
Who is she ?
Hey /b/ i'm seriously thinking about killing myself through starvation,what should i expect?
stomach cramps, and no shitting for a week or two?
Death
To be hungry.
Eternal damnation. Suicide is a sin you heretic.
RIP
>>674457939
"RIP GEORGE SOROS"
RIP GEORGE SOROS
>>674458001
rip geoge soros
