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What should I drink first /b/ros
>>675728310
I don't think you should drink first, but instead chew on the fact that you're so alone you're asking an anonymous online community what you should do to get drunk because you have no one else to get drunk with.
>>675728310
Chivas is super sweet
Glenlivet is great for the money
Haven't tried Macallan but heard good things about it
My vote is Glenlivet since it's the best one I've tried in your pic
Drink the macallan
Give away the glenlivet
Pour the Chivas down the sink.
>>675728774
Should also say this is what I'm drinking right now
>>675728310
What country are you in? SA?
Last 2 digits are hours without jacking off. Last 3 if you're man enough.
00 or I don't
>>675734499
FUCK MY LIFE
>>675734499
hahahahahahahaha
>>675734595
reroll that's a shit roll
Rollingo
s/fur
>>675733853
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
Friends you'd fuck
>>675730180
HOLY SHIT I KNOW THAT GIRL ON THE LEFT
Fuck me sideways. 28 y/o Alabama anon here - my best friends sister just turned 16. Just tested positive.. I absolutely 100% I'm only guys she's been with. She refuses to talk abortion. How fucked am I ? She looks ok but I think my BF and her parents are going to fucking kill me. Any bright ideas /b?
>>675728234
Do a flip faggot!
Falcon punch girl in stomach a few times
>>675728234
Push her over the stairs
>>675728234
Pour bleach down her pussy.
>>675728234
>tested positive
>100% only guy shes been with
>i think my bf
stop
Post your girlfriends-exes-hot friends snapchat and other anons will try and get nudes out of them. No white nighting niggers, just post wins!
ill start -Sremiamarie
>>675727123
does she send nudes? should i speak to her or ask straight away.
>>675727426
I dont know, maybe? Thats the question
>>675727968
i will find out
katiestahl123
greggielauren
Box thread #1
Psychic edition
>starts thread
>doesnt post
>>675732012
Phagget
>>675732012
Im game
Catgirl thread? Catgirl thread
yes please.
Incest thread.
Anyone have that one from last night about the chick that fucked her 9 year old cousin?
>>675731269
lol i saved read and deleted that one from last night
if you like incest stories go to the website erotica and look up
> "making out with mom"
>its a great story
Ask someone who is more intelligent than you anything
>>675729116
What's my social security number?
r u schizophrenic ?
whats 2+2/3x X Y+A1-B1 X .0987645687607605
>>675729586
idiotic question from an idiotic being
>>675729729
no
>>675729116
I can't. There IS no one more intelligent than me.
Why are white amerifags so afraid of immigrants? Do you not realize you are all descendants of immigrants?
Bait, but why not.
Because some of us were the immigrants who built the fucking country and gave it a common language. English you pussy. You're probably a late comer, a WOP or Eastern European.
>>675720435
Is it really that much of a problem to want to be able to keep track of people entering and leaving our nation? I'd like to see a candidate come up with a new process, something quick, simple and cheap. Make it something like pay 250 bucks, fill out these forms, provide blood and fingerprint samples. Congrats, you now have temporary citizenship. Pass the exams within ten years and you're in. Then give all current and future illegals the chance, say 1 yr, to start. Failure to comply with the cheap program...
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>immigrant
>illegal immigrant
pick one
>>675720435
Oh, also, most of us came here legally, pay taxes, speak English, and at least tried to integrate. Maybe live here before you arrogantly assume you know better how to run our nation than we do.
>>675721397
this is so retarded and makes nothing but strawmans
post your job, salaray, age
.>chef at wendys, $8.75/hr, 37
CSA at Lowe's, $11.94/hr, 18 years old
>>675729161
Dishwasher at a local restaraunt; 7.5, 30 hrs
Last day is next Friday. Can't fucking wait. Offered a 25 cent raise after 3 years of working there (with no raise), said fuck it and quit.
Cashier at local grocery store, $9.35, 24 years old
EMT, 17 dollars an hour, 24 years old
busboy at Vietnamese restaurant, $20/hr, 18
Draw thread! Gimme gimme some edition!
dicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg
Are you taking lewd requests?
>>675728764
fFFIIX THAT NECK CANDY
>>675728764
hello fellow humans and here is my human neck
Could anyone draw this girl? Anything would be nice.
Whats /b/ drinking tonight.
Bacardi white rum
>>675723282
im white
>>675723689
hey me too , let's be friends!
>>675724362
ok well do u like to eat food and drink beverges
>>675724362
p.s im OP :D
Butterface Thread
>>675726820
chicks cute fuck you op
>>675726820
That's a cute face, man
>>675726906
>>675726917
You guys have to be drunk to be saying that
>>675726820
op is borked
>>675726906
It's weird how the permavirgins on here have such shit taste and unrealistically high standards.
Interracial thread?
Black cock is yummy.
>feels thread
tell me why you're down anon? maybe I'll tell you why I'm down and we'll all feel down together.
>also comfy feels thread
:(
i'm just so fucking bored all the time and nothing i do makes me feel anything, i've already tried generic shit like exercising and finding new hobbies and i got with a really nice girl kind of recently, i'm only slightly better because of it
>>675727633
join the club. Apathetic's unite. I haven't properly gotten out of bed since Monday because I haven't got the energy, motivation or incentive to do anything.
How old are you? Do you work? You in a relationship with this qt?
I had my 10 year old cat euthanised yesterday afternoon. She was perfectly healthy and happy until 2 days ago when she came back in to the house stumbling as though she was drunk. We took her to the vet and was told that she had ingested anti-freeze and her kidneys were failing and that she had about a day left. I brought her home because I couldn't shake the feeling that she'd somehow get better, but she didn't and now she's gone and my home is empty. Fucking cats.
Dear slim, I wrote to you but you still ain't callin.
This guy is a fucking cribge factory.
>inb4 "durrr he stole your gf.."
get out
OP did you get a certain type of Facebook roasted?
>>675721817
Umm nah im not a swaggot millenial and i font get "roasted" on social media.
>>675721907
>>675721507
>cribge
>font
Name my band /b/
The Superior Race(Ists)
Albino black sheep
Snow falls up
Pink and white make everything nice
Pass the melanin
Sun downers
Full of souls
Soul eaters
Soul for Sunday
Daily body change
666and change
How do I turn this on
Night vision
Fire head and the clouds
Millions
One soul at a time
Rusty and The Snowballs
>>675724931
Awwww:
cross eyed Fridays
Ginger pustules
Fire without
Gods cold oven
You don't see a ghost
Princes of Gondor >D
Square circles X
Pink punk puke
Pepto bismuth dried dog shit
Continuation of GoB :
>>675698521
Schisms are now available, will post separate image of that later.
Fall is Here - All strongholds go down in difficulty by 1 (Includes King's Landing)
House Tyrell has fallen and is now available as a schism choice. House Hightower reigns in the Reach.
Open Houses: Baratheon, Targaryen(Duskendale)
>>675725761
Surround Duskendale and KL
>Lady Gerandy Tully
>Allies:Stark
>Bonuses:Family, Duty, Honor (+1T)(5/5)
Siege KL
>Harrold Arryn, Lord Paramount of the Vale
>Ally - Stark Tyrell
>>675725761
Claim the Stormlands further. I dig the grey colour, OP.
>Ryland Hightower the Merciful
>Lord Paramount of the Mander and Beacon of the South
>Allies with Harrold Arryn
>NAP with Malik Martell
>Bonus: Gold of Hightower
>Bonus: We Light the Way [1/1]
>Ash is a massive faggot but we all love him <3
>>675726097
The Dragon is mine to kill and mine alone.
>>675725761
Martell > surround Duskendale and KL
>King Malik, the Might of House Martell, Lord of Sunspear, Prince of Dragonstone and High King of Dorne
>Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken (0/1) | Prince of Dragonstone (+1 S on KL)
>IK: +1 T in Westeros / +2 Ts in Dorne
>NAPs: Hightower
>>675725761
Fortify Dreadfort
>Lord Rodrik Stark the Wise Old Wolf, Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North,
>Allies: Arryn, Tully,
>NAP: Greyjoy,
>Perm:
>Bonus: Winter is Coming (1/1),
