Last thread hit bump limit... again. Judy Hopps thread.
That toned fit body...
Why is she so perfect guys?
Rekt / Gore thread
Im sitting here at my computer wondering how my life got to this point...
>3 months ago I start watching anime
>Saw a few series while I was at college last year and thought about rewatching Tokyo Ghoul
>I have two friends (let's call them Sam and Ash)
> I try to get them into the show as well. Ash is cool with it, Sam is not.
>The 3 of us are sleeping over so we decide to put on an episode.
>90% of the time all Sam does is bitch and moan about how much he hates anime
>He's never seen a single series before
>"All anime is the fucking same and I hate Japanese people."
>"Well thats cool man, we can put something else on after this."
>"Well I'm not watching any of this fucking japanese ching chong shit."
>TG ends so we put on Boardwalk Empire to shut his ass up. But little did I know this would be the start of a carefully crafted plan.
>About a month goes by and I've picked up a few new shows.
>When Sam comes back into town, the three of us meet up for lunch. I mention to Ash that I found some new shows to watch and Sam goes off.
>"You're turning into one of those Japanese loving faggots"
>Great idea pops into my head and when he leaves to go to the bathroom, I tell Ash my master plan.
>I'll make him THINK I'm becoming "one of those people"
-While he's away at school I start my weaboo transformation
-I have access to large scale printers and a fair bit of money saved up from working my ass off over the summer
-Print off posters of my "waifu", set my computer wallpapers to loli cats, and build a shelf so I can start "collecting my figures"
>Ash's boyfriend has a few figures so he let's me borrow two of them
>I order my own figurine off ebay for 10 bucks and now I wait to spring the trap
>I plan the delivery so it will arrive while he's over at my house
>He starts walking into my room when he sees the one poster I've put up
>"What the fuck is that?"
>"Oh, I just wanted to change up my room a little bit" I replied
>>675738125
Go on
>He calms down a little and then he looks over at shelf I built for my desk
>Two figurines are displayed proudly and backlit with LEDS
>Turn on my computer and a loli pops up on one screen
>Before he can say anything the doorbell rings
>It's the mailman and he's right on time.
>I scamper down the stairs to grab my package and run back up to my room
>"What's in the box anon?" He asks
>Oh, just a thing I ordered off ebay a while ago
>I open the box and proceed to pull out a figurine and bring it over to my shelf
>Look over at Sam
>Can tell he's starting to freak the fuck out
I don't want to overplay my hand so I decide to shift the focus
>"Hey, how bout you me and my brother go get wings?"
>"Let's do it, it'll probably be good for you to get out of the house"
Cont.
>>675738125
Continue
The 3 of us head to a wing joint about 45 minutes from my house and have a normal dinner. My brother is in on this plan as well
>Everyone is, except for Sam
Sam leaves to go back to school the next afternoon so I begin the next phase
What do I say /b/?
Dubs decides
If I get to fuck you in the ass until you shit blood and semen I'll give you a cuddle <3
You want some more babe? Send some pics of that perfect baby to get some more??
>>675737877
Change baby to body, i've been drinking so i can't think
#KaradzicDidNothingWrong. For the love of god. /b/...please make it happen kek.
He killed muslims before it was cool, he's such a hipster.
Exterminated muslims and tried to ethnically cleanse his country of the fuckers.
He should be 4chan's hero.
>>675734851
Fuck yea. Bump
Killed bosnians... you know, the good muslims like the kurds
Any richanon kind enough to give steam codes
http://steamcommunity.com/id/shiv28594
>>675733925
asl
21 living with parents
>>675734086
You a richanon. Gods gift?
i want games too ;-;
steamcommunity.com/id/lightmantle
been trying all week but no luck
>Chinese
>Study in US
>No one knows today is my birthday
Begging for a simple happy birthday. Also feel thread.
happy birthday!
>>675737586
happy birthday friend
happy birthday
>>675737586
Happy Birthday dude, you'll be the smartest guy at the iphone factory for sure!
Hunger Games thread?
Hunger Games thread.
.zangoose
Pikachu
Supreme Gentleman
master chief
YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FbMECdDOcw
kek
It's that time /b/ros
>>675739642
Caitlin
Kristen
>>675739642
Shannon
Grace
Post the girl you keep losing to in a previous fall in love thread. "The photo is who I keep losing to"
scrubs.
Odds fap. Evens sleep.
>>675732666
HAIL BE
lets see whats up
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dsafdsafrqg
Nerd
first for love
>>675736991
you are nestled gently against my extremely muscled and manly-smelling chest
>>675737144
they are fundamentally the same, except carls jr has a better menu
David has all the details in check.
Can you compete with that, Dom?
Call me fat
Fat slut
fat
Fat and flat
>>675737441
More
Moar of her, whatever you have, others with this body type also accepted/girls that look under 18 (but aren't) thread
Bumping for interest.
Maxx interest
This one always gives me diamonds I have all her picks want moar?
Original OP here, please continue
id fuck that nasty thing
LET'S GET SOME TRIPS
Is someone gonna screencap last thread or what?
fuck it, ill follow
Is there anything you remember or forgotten about from a long time ago that you wish you could find again but know there is no hope of you ever finding it again? Whether it be a book, porn, movie, game, etc? Let's talk about it ITT.
Pic sort of related.
I found an engraved pocket knife while cleaning at my old job. Always thought it was cool to have "another man's knife." Often imagined getting into a knife fight and saying, "*engraved name* sends his regards." Lost it one night about two years later. Get sad whenever I think about it.
>>675731352
I feel for your loss. I've lost a ton of things I wish I can get back again.
This Brazilian (I think?) cam girl who would be dripping wet when she vigorously came... I've literally been looking for years but have never found her again
I once met a girl who had the same last name that was on the knife. Was tempted to ask if she was related. Didn't because I was afraid I'd have to give up the knife.
listen up faggits. its time to grow up, it is obvious that this race is basically between Trump and Hillary now.
We
CAN
NOT
Let Hillary Clinton in office, get past your misguided views of him being a racist, grow up, and get trump in office before that simple woman takes it.
daily reminder that clinton will actively work against your constitutional RIGHT to bear arms
>>675736614
>simple woman
She is not simple. She is the perfect, most well-cultured and tweaked epitome of what NOT to have in a president. That bitch should be in fucking jail or better yet killed.
>>675737009
>>675737417
Thank you, I'm glad the first replies had sense,
Vote Vote Vote
Get our man in office
>>675737619
I started out as a Bernie supporter. I eventually went over to the Trump's side.
Anyone else is vastly inferior to Trump, with my second being Bernie.
Will I live after death?
>>675736292
Only one way to find out OP.
No. What in the name of all that is good makes anyone think otherwise? When you die, thats it.
>>675736292
drink bleach and lets us know
OP; you're an idiot. death is when you stop living. try it some time. in fact, try it as soon as you can.
fap roulette thread
derpp
>>675736908
cunt
alternatively, cum eating roulette
rolldaw
