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>go to your local Craigslist free section
>post the most depressing thing you see
still one of the best
>>768237839
Great
Niggas gettin' evicted.
What's the sluttiest thing you've done? Gay or straight...
>be me, 18mtf, pre-hrt, summer after graduating
>was only openly bi guy in friend group, just a kinny guy who dressed slightly fem and was flamboyant af
>was at a party at a friend's house
>another girl im friends with shows up with a big group, mostly people we know but a few we don't. one really cute guy was with them
>i'm playing a drinking game, forget what it's called but it's like flip cup mixed with beer pong
>he's sitting on the couch and im in front of him, but facing away from him
>look back a few times and catch him just deadlock staring at my ass
>I was wearing those super expensive buckle jeans with the jewels and fancy ass pockets but I was wearing a pair of the girl's ones, think they were miss me idk i dont wear that shit anymore
>every time ball would fall off table, instead of couching, i would like knees-locked bend ovver to pick it up
>every time, he'd be staring at my ass
>go up to girl who knows him and ask her what his deal is "totally keeps checking me out"
>she tells me she doesn't know him, that he's a friend of one of her guy friends, just that he's older and gay
>jackpot.jpg
>go sit next to him after game's over, tell him I have vodka ask if he wants to do shots
>we take pulls from my bottle and i start to get really drunk and a little touchy
>learn that he's a junior at one of the local colleges, just got out of ltr
>so my friends house has a basement but it was like his dad's man cave, nobody was allowed down there
>I tell him that im going to the basement and i "dont want him to follow me" but i tried to say it drunkenly seductively
>i go down and am waiting for him
>5 min go by and he's not there
>walk up to door and walk out and look at him and do a "come here" motion with my finger
>he follows and i take him to the couch, i undo my jeans and bend over the couch, pull my jeans down just below my ass and pull out a condom and put it on top of my ass and just say
>"mount me"
drank cum out of a used condom once with a straw i took out of a mcdonalds cup
>>768234326
> ex gf and I did anal 4 or 5 times in over 7 years.
> One of these times, I pounded in her ass and fucked her with a cucumber in her pussy.
> friend came for super one day after
> We had steaks and salad.
> I recycled that cucumber let undamaged and peeled the flesh
> Good salad.
> I told...
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>25m, was bicurious, went on grindr
>found this older guy, told him i wanted to do head only
>told me he had a friend over that liked to watch, only watch, wouldn't join in
>said that's fine
>go over there and it was like a party, there was like 7 guys there all fooling around with eachother
>got hyphy on whisky and did a little molly
>ended up sucking...
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>18m gay
>staid at aunt and uncles one summer
>uncle was always super creepy, closet gay
>used to always wear these running pants no underwear that were basically leggings cause they were comfy, similar to pic related
>one day, i go into tv room and he's watching tv and i go in and am like "remember when i was like 5 and you always used to do that 'the horse goes clippity clop' thing with me"
...
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Chubby
If the Yuan ends up surpassing the USD in value, and China becomes the new global superpower, what will our future look like?
How will US living conditions compare to what they are today? How about Chinese living conditions?
>>768237993
Chink here. It will probably be better than the US because China is progressing. I mean the technology is already advanced in some way that surpasses the states. http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/business/tech/2017-09/20/content_32252592.htm
>>768237993
>China becomes the new global superpower
Their economy is based completly on the USD, if they do anything wrong we will dimple default on our debt, and they have decades of promises to their people in the fashion of bank notes.
They wont ever become anything but what the USA wants them to become
>>768238227
the problem with China is that the people who rule it don't give a shit about humanity
>>768238455
Imperialist running dog lies
>>768237993
What about if India became the dominant superpower? What would that be like?
The NRA is a terrorist organization
>>768242943
So is ISIS, what's your point?
>>768242943
>so they're the Democrats?
Roll with me
>>768240094
God damn it, i always end up with evens in the OP.
Luckily i get odds on the re-roll. Watch this: Re-Roll!
roll
>>768240200
Are you fucking shitting me....
Roll
been a while, glad to see /b/ will forever be a hub of fucking degeneracy
asian thread
New pics you shouldnt share
>>768238564
same girl, she is kinda prude
>>768238564
>>768238564
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>>768238607
still the same girl
>>768238564
I bet mom’s proud
vola/r/jk2uhrrr
I will make people more fuckable. High resolution pic require
>>768242161
Wich one?
the old guy, please OP
Celeb thread
best taylor
Mais for that lad
Gib Jew gf pls
Women you want to see get blacked thread.
i don't hate any woman enough to want them to have that misfortune
i feel like she'd love it
My x and her mom at the same time
I'm from the UK and I love my country (England), but what does everyone think about the UK?
i believe everything i read on /pol/ about the uk
>>768239216
Such as?
>>768239107
Your time has come and you will be gone soon
>>768239107
>>768239107
it's okay
i like how (for the most part) everyone here is pretty sensible and cultured, obviously not counting the chavs and council housed slags
still, anywhere's better than burgerland.
I love my uncut dick.
I want my son to love his uncut dick, too.
My concern is that he has phimosis.
I'd post on a parenting forum but I'm scared of all the hate I'd get.
He's ten months old, I shower him daily and looking at his dick, the foreskin looks super tight.
Any fathers out there with a clue? Pregnancy books don't mention it...
My question is: Should I ask my wife to pull his foreskin back? I'm not willing to do it because I wouldn't be happy knowing my father did that to me either.
I mostly just wash him after
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i like to hide cheetos in my foreskin for a yummy mathclass snack
Just have him evaluated by a physician for phimosis.
>>768234351
Go to a pediatrician and ask him you tit. Every case is different.
I had a really tight foreskin when I was little but it disappeared by itself as I got older.
>>768234351
you cant truly diagnose phimosis till puberty. the foreskin is supposed to be stuck to the glans until then.
>>768234351
Children's dicks are supposed to look like that until puberty. It's normal.
Celeb thread.
>spammer spammer go away, never come back you're super gay.
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>>768241801
Faces of /b/
>>768235693
>cool hair
>pink hair tie
>cool ears
>cool jawline
>>768235693
Hello Dan Avidan
>>768237618
i didn't know sexbang was a santa elf
>>768235693
Nigga you're the only person 7o be seen with ears like mine!
>>768235693
OK.
god tier metal albums thread
>>768230802
Stop posting this shit-for-brains tread every fifteen minutes
>>768230846
MODS
SERIOUSLY
CAN YOU NOT BAN THIS SPAMMING FUCK?
IT'S ON EVERY FUCKING THREAD
>>768230802
>>768231120
godlike
ITT: We act like civilized white men, until someone gets trips. Then we go full nigger.
Hello neighbor. How are you doing today?
Wonderful weather we're having this week
Ah yes, spring is delightful. So how is our president doing today?
kys faggots
>>768238833
Nice dubs m8.
Have you ever shared your ex's/gf's nudes with anyone (online or IRL) before? Story/ was it hot/worth it?
>>768238807
when I broke up with one of my exes I deleted all her nudes because I was afraid I would leak them on here. I completely regret it. she was a cutiepie
>>768238988
damn, bad move anon. We all missed out haha
>>768239030
She probably wouldnt have cared either because she told me she posted nudes on here before i met her
Me and my ex used to post nudes to Reddit, it was good fun for a while but then every time I saw her I wanted to take pics and it kinda killed it.
We also used to go on Chatroulette/Omegle and do pretty much whatever was asked. That never got old
>>768239542
damn, a lot of fun from the sound of it. Ever rewatch the old vids?
new loli thread.
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>>768239676
>>768239817
More of this art style?
nobody answered my question about getting rid of duplicates
>>768239676
Sleep Tight Little Porker
Sleep Tight Little Porker lol
>>768228948
Sleep Tight Little Porker
Sleep Tight Little Porker
Please for the love of god fuck off
Sleep Tight Little Porker
