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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Anybody know where these are from?
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>>714280323
Her private facebook
>>714280652
Are there any more?
>>714280779
I'm dying, lads. Stage IV lymphoma, terminal. I'm 18 years of age.
Dubs decides what my last words will be.
That suck op
Rolling for "I should have fucked more boys"
>>714280070
"Those feet really were nice"
pic related
>>714280070
Build The Wall
>>714280334
re roll
"What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armory of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin."
Colorado thread gather round
>>714279665
I'm listening.
Centennial here
Bump.
Denver faggot.
>>714279665
D_D_D_D_DURANGOOOO
reporting in
illinois thread continued
get in here anons
708 here
>>714277117
Any West Frankfort? 618
>>714277117
847 here
630 reporting in
Somebody Posted Emma Denten In last thread, if there is more i will literally do anything for it
Des Plaines checking in
Dick rate thread
Bump
op's dick looks like a crayon
>>714277510
The tip looks like a Crayon
Rate mine! It's 8.5" long and 2" thick
Today I really need your help.I have until 2017 time to apply to an University but I am not sure what I want to study. And I wanted the ask you guys for some advice because most of you have probably more experience than me .I speak 3 fluent languages but not interested in High level math .
I have a large budget of money that I was saving in the years.
Any suggestions ?
Women's and gender studies.
>not interested in High level math
don't visit a university then. Your supposed to learn science at a uni. Without math there is no science.
DID YOU A SOOM MY gender!!!!!
>>714281095
Fuck
Learn to code bruh
NZ Thread /nzg/
Tuesday is the 2nd worst day of the week.
>>714281086
not when there are nudes
>>714281086
>>714281086
Fucking ae
lets make tuesday atleast enjoyable, kiwi classics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spf1bvMQAsU
Why are IDs even gone?
everyday when my sister gets home from cross country/track, I masturbate either wearing or smelling ehr dirty underwear while she showers. Anyone do something similir/ama
I've masturbated with my sister in laws undearwear.
>>714281031
I think that's okay.
That you also post about it every dag does bother me though.
Bump
>>714281218
>>714281031
You're both disgusting. I have sniffed and jerked off to panties before but never or relative or my fucking brother's gf. Have some decency.
>>714281218
My underwear masturbates with my sister in law.
Roast my sister
>>714281219
post more
>>714281219
dirty face
Bump!
new FB fap thread
i want moar
go go go
roll
>>714279257
dark/fight
ninja cat or some shit
rolling
>>714280016
How'd i do?
>>714279850
that aint ms paint
/b my meme folder isn't dank
help me out
MEXI THREADDD
>>714278497
HAY WEY!
>>714278497
No one cares about that shitty filthy beaner country.
>>714278652
Your mother was a freebie
>>714278497
Ya vete a dormir, Jorgito.
School Shooting Achievements thread cont.
Last thread pruned
>Cow tipping
Trigger the obese feminist students and then shoot them with a cannon
>Charlie 12 o'clock!
Use guerilla tactics to kill.
Lets hope this one doesn't die as hard
> Pray away the gay
Bludgeon three gay students with a cross
>Sanitation Extermination
Kill the Janitor
> Penis Envy
Make all the guys strip and kill all the ones whose dick is bigger than yours.
Hot gf/chubby/ex/cuck thread. Pics and vids to come
Better angle
>>714278770
>>714278828
She's fun when she's drunk
>>714278770
She likes touching them
g/fur
Post yer shit lads!
Rate my GirlFriend /B/
>>714281076
He looks very nice
>>714281076
When? where?
>>714281248
the adams apple... lol
>>714281248
wait sorry
op said "rate"
never mind
Join this is for real
posted stuff and was kicked
Add dandayboi I have db links
What is the orange color in my eye?
>>714278655
Cancer aids
>>714278655
the purest concentrated form of faggotry
You got that fire in your eyes bro
>>714279859
This
>>714279859
ty fam
Anons that have had sex. How does it feel?
you know when u pat a dog on it's head and it smiles? Its like that for your dick
>>714278604
LMAO
>>714278353
If your hand was slimy and more fleshy in a good way
Like disappointing masturbation with a mostly-unwilling hand that won't stop crying.
