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If you woke up after a drunk night with this 14 year old girl sucking your balls, what is the first thing you would do?
>>684403264
OPEN MY ASSHOLE TO THE SHERIF SO THE LAW AND THE STATE CAN START RAPE ME
>>684403582
Same
I would cut my dick and then kill her so there is no evidence.
Lay back and let the good times roll.
>>684403264
so /b/ if I am a attracted to trannys that look and act exactly like girls does that make me gay,bi or just plain fucked in the head? (they have to have tits or its a complete turn off)
>>684409714
It's gay.
>>684409714
If they look like pic related ill fuck them whether people call me gay or not
>>684409714
If that was the tranny I'd fuck 'er.
>>684409745
you sure? like i have tryed watching gay porn and my boner just becomes a flaccid
>>684409714
it's mental illness.
Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu and discuss things.
Shiragami Youko claimed.
Megumin claimed~
$5 dollars now.
can i claim a guy? if not to bad im doing it anyway.
>>684408085
RIP Sweet Prince
1944-2016
>>684409021
Fuck you.
kys
kys
Michael Douglas
And the muscular girl
>>684409303
kys
/b/ wtf do I do here, how do I respond to her
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I acted like fun and you acted like you'd be a good lay, we're all con artists
dont be a beta fag
I thought you wanted to spend time just chilling with me, but let's get into some crazy shenigans instead
>nothing personal
>you're just so boring
Post your best reaction pic
is he a serial killer?
Hard as fuck
Hey /b/, tonight I turn 19. What are some things I should do in my last year as a teenager before I hit 20?
>Inb4 kys
Pic not related.
>>684408071
Sharpie in pooper.
>>684408071
I practice Sigil magick (Chaos Magick)
you can cast magic by writing your intention on a piece of paper or card
"President Donald Trump takes office in 2016"
there should be no negatives or wants "I want Donald Trump to be president"
that won't be as powerful or specific
then you remove all of the vowels
Prsdnt Dnld Trmp tks ffc n 2016
then the duplicate letters
Prsdnt l Tmp k fc 2016
Then you draw an image that contains all of those letters merged...
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>>684408071
Bingeread berserk, muh nigga
>>684408071
you actually turn 12 and you are underage
KYS
>>684408071
kys
YLYL
gonna just continue the thread then
>>684407704
2 small
So I moved to my own place a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without the cashier and other customers laughing? I've been using kitchen paper because I'm afraid.
>>684406140
buy it on amazon
problem solved
>>684406140
Literally no one will laugh at any person buying toilet paper. It's like laughing at someone for buying water, or buying paper towels. It's a fucking necessity. Get over yourself you acoustic nigger
>>684406368
This is not true.
>source: pooped my pants while standing in line at a Safeway trying to buy toilet paper
>>684406324
This or self-checkout.
dude the cashiers literally do not give a fuck.
You groove you loose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFF SRMUzRq0
This was gonna happen eventually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
>>684407768
lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy1dYFGkPUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs
>>684407768
I prefer this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo6aKnRnBxM
I am literally the most intelligent man on earth. Ask me anything, and I shall answer with the truth.
why is op a fag
Why is there anything instead of nothing at all?
>>684407230
It depends which OP you are talking about.
when is the next big meme coming out
>>684407120
its nice to know i can still upstage u
who wants to watch me kill myself?
>>684404796
Meh, sure.
>>684404796
I'm down send link
>>684404796
Op hurry up with link oh and how you gonna do it
>>684405544
car exhaust and i'm not going to stream it if there's only 3 people it's not worth it i'll just do it wihtout
>>684405745
Nah you can stream it don't be a bitch nigger
Alright, so we know the plain normies that just take their ramen plain (maybe a little salt added), but there's the rest of us, who want a little flavor with our cheap ass meals. So, what does anon typically add to their ramen?
Myself, I add egg, few spices and herbs (black pepper, cayenne, garlic and onion powder and an italian blend of herbs [Oregano, parsley,rosemary and so forth]), Worcestershire sauce and if available, like lil' smokies or ham lunch meat or something.
Oh and orange curry powder and crushed red pepper flakes. Forgot those two.
Shameless self bump.
>>684403579
This is great. I'll post what I do.
>>684403579
Finely crushed peanuts. Also one of those giant bags of frozen "nuggets", not the uniform size ones, will go a long way for multiple ramen batches. If you want to eat for the cheap and still remain someone healthy, you need to find creative ways to supplement protein into that shit.
>>684404688
For sure, that's why I make sure to add the egg and meat, when available.
what did he say /b/?
Bernie for president
>to lazy to edit it
slut ex. want more?
>>684405139
just fucking dump it
preferably in mega or dropbox
>>684405191
not as fun. plus im not sure which ones i want to share yet.
Shave your feet
>>684405139
Dude you have fucking hairy feet. Fix that shit.
my OC collection and fresh pics.
>>684405964
today dressing up
>>684406064
fucking disgusting looking granny
>>684406163
she noticed that I was taking a pics
>>684406272
hmm. Lurkers? Should I post more?
Guy in the middle kicks your ass and humiliates you in front of your gf, what do?
Cry like a baby
ask him to touch his belly
kill my self by gutting my self and ripiing out my intestines and eating them unitil i die for being such a pussy in the first place
>>684407164
Kill myself for becoming such a big pussy that a pussy could kick my ass
the guy in the middle couldn't kick my ass
Hunger games simulator thread
36 competitors are needed to run the game.
Post an image with a name to enter.
Charlie Fucking Chapman
Bloody Gir
Buwaro
Badass Gretchen
Kyubey
Favorite musical artists thread
>>684403903
12 year old detected
>>684403975
What the fuck? Are you retarded?
https://youtu.be/1uWfTUby9IE
>>684403975
It's still better than today's music, though.
Alright b/ros, I'm all coked up, it's 3 am, I'm horny as hell, and I think it's time for a good wincest thread.
I'll start.
>be me, 19 yo guy, staying over at dads with my 13 yo half sister (let's call her Ashley)
>sister is young, but holy fuck that body.
>sis plays volleyball for her middle school, and is always wearing spandex
>this particular night, my dad decides to go to bed early and it's just me and my sister
>she wants to watch Disney channel, and me being a nice older brother, I let her pick the channel.
>we...
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>>684402953
PLEASE tell me she was wearing tight volleyball spandex shorts with a thong and 6 inch buttplug underneath.
>after some cuddling and watching tv, Ashley looks at me and asks me to rub her back
>I've rubbed her back for years now, but something about tonight got me a little turned on
>probably the spandex and her bare feet and those goddamned red painted toes
>to clarify, I've got a crazy foot fetish. Like, sometimes I'm a little worried about my obsession
>whatever, let's move on
>so...
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>>684403313
Want me to keep posting or is this thread already shit?
>>684404288
finish the story already
