Hi /b
Last night when i was with friends drinking i got blackout drunk.
I did some stpd shit i dont remember.
How to live with it ? srs i feel ashamed and less of a man.
Pic not related
>>684408789
im confused. how are you ashamed of shit you dont remember doing?
Shit man i hate that feeling, worst feeling in the world is waking up knowing you did something stupid but can't remember what it was.
Were the people around you the type that get blackout drunk once in a while? If they are, they'll understand, and everything will be fine in a week or so.
Meanwhile get three Gatorades, chug one and a half of them, and sip on the others while you recover.
>>684409007
Its strange, it really is. Commonly found among alcoholics and meth users. It's like you know that you did something stupid but can't remember what it was.
4am beer hangover shits. Can't sleep because I sobered up
Post gay stuff
Y tho
>>684410136
That's a nice cock.
Teen image bread. Get in here.
>inb4 the cheese pizza arrives
Kik group?
I'm an atheist. Try to convert me.
No takers?
Here is my stance on morality.
Murder is neither wrong or right.
Rape is neither wrong or right.
Abortion has the same value.
There is no difference between wrong or right.
bump anyone? I'm sure there's theists up here.
Can you stop being atheist?
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.
I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.
Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.
Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
>>684409345
She reaches over to grab a rag she uses to clean up your oozing jizz. Her father looks at you approvingly, knowing that you are treating his daughter to the very best of the situation.
Suddenly, you hear a scuffle in the house below. The gestapo is searching the home, and they are threatening to discover the drawstring which will pull down the secret stairs. A loud thud signals their arrival and the end of your hiding.
As the first soldier pops his head up the hole, Anne's father makes a heroic effort of self-sacrifice trying to attack the soldier and wrest his weapon from his grasp. He fails, and the soldiers compatriots end her fathers life in the staccato of gunfire.
You hold your beautiful, nearly ready to burst Anne behind you, trying to keep the Nazi scum from getting to your sweet love oven. All three soldiers are up the tiny steps now, leveling a gun at your heads.
One of the guards notices Anne's condition. He says something under his breath to the other soldiers, and then gives his weapon to one of the others. He begins to take off his uniform. The other two guards force you to the side and the first gets down on his knees and places his head in front of Anne's sweet snatch. He buries his face in that pussy and begins to lick and suck out your freshly deposited jizz, hungry like a dog, sucking as if it were the fuhrer's own cock he was meant to please.
You are forced to watch as each soldiers takes a turn penetrating Anne's pussy and ass repeatedly. She tries not to enjoy their forced violations, but after a time she forgets her sorrow at her fathers death and the humiliation of her plight and begins to plead for the soldiers to go harder and faster.
You watch as their semen coats her thighs. You are helpless against the guns pointed at your head. In defeat, you begin to stroke your own cock, masturbating to the utter defeat you have suffered to the superior Nazi sexual energy.
>>684409381
The fortnights of entrapment in the attic have also worn down Anne's mother and sister. They succumb to their own wanton needs, baring their bodies to the German cocks in front of them. The soldiers completely ignore the haggard Jew pussy of Anne's mother, instead focusing on cock pushing your baby around in Anne's stomach more and giving her little sister the first pleasure she has ever experienced.
Anne's mother, in desperation to cum, crawls over to you, taking your cock in her mouth. The soldiers are so busy they can barely keep their guns trained, but one of them has the presence of mind to realize what is going on. Before you are able to cum in Anne's mother's mouth, the soldier screams the words "Heil Hitler!", and shoots you and her in the heads.
Anne's final observation as she reaches orgasm again is the sight of your cock blasted off by the same bullet which blew the top off her mothers head. She can't understand the feelings of pleasure and horror she is experiencing. Neither can the soldiers, who put a bullet in her head as well.
Your child suffocates in the womb of her dead mother, it's final friends the rampaging sperm of the Nazi invasion forces.
>>684409345
Is that you Jeff?
I liked your album.
>>684409464
Oh god, just the thought of this...
I think I'm gonna-
*Cums in Diary*
I need your help /b/!
Here's the story:
>I met a girl while shopping for a gift at a Vans store. We get along well, but I ultimately don't buy anything. One week later I'm at an extra credit event for my Astronomy class, I notice the girl in front of me has an interesting backpack on. I comment on it and when she turns around I notice it's the same girl. We start chatting and I get her number.
>Almost a month has gone by and we talk almost everyday about random things. Tonight somehow the topic of playing instruments came up, she plays the Sax, but I'm lame and can't really play anything. But I remember on my old youtube channel I had a video of me kind of playing something on a keyboard. So I link her the video.
>She goes silent for about 20 minutes. Then we start talking some more before finally she says "I'm watching all your YouTube vids btw ;D"
>Now keep in mind that my channel was created when my friends and I wanted to parody lets players by making hentai visual novel play through's with me making the highest voice I could possibly manage. In other words, super shitty cringe videos that no one should ever watch ever.
>Naturally I panic and ask her to stop, to which she tells me no and "if you delete them I will never talk to you again." So I asked her what one she was watching to see if she was lying, she says "huniepop" and I remember I made an hour and a half long play through of Huniepop and quickly realize how awful my situation has gotten. She says a few things like "how has this sexy game not been in my life yet?" and "this is amazing" probably referring to how bad they are, but I can't be sure.
>She finally says "I'm stopping now because I'm tired, but I bookmarked your channel."
So what do I do /b/? Are my chances with her ruined forever? Should I risk deleting them?
don't be a nigger. if she gets a heart laugh out of them your chances go up. put the spaghetti back in your pockets amigo and let it ride out a bit longer.
>>684408751
U got her actually!!1
>>684409001
How?
>>684408751
Don't be such a fucking faggot and have some god damn confidence. Literally everyone did stupid shit in their past.
Nazi thread
monitoring
I've only seen very few pictures that have made me diamonds in seconds so I challenge all the /b/ros to post their best hentai, chubby, skinny, etc girls they have.
Some self bumping applied
My doggo just died
Help me not feel so shitty. YLYL
sleep tight doggo
>>684410077
Did you kill it for bitting your dick?
>>684410216
That's a finger silly anon.
anyone have sauce? apparently it's a 3some vid
I wanna watch
Bumpin for sumpin
Horny /b/ girl here. quads gets to decide next picture I post (No face)
>>684411701
timestamp or gtfo
>>684411779
its ins the picture you fucking idiot
>>684411701
I think we all know quads is over shooting. try again
>>684411701
spread your asshole for me
>>684411701
Quads won't happen. Roll for sharpie in pooper anyways though
some guy posted these claiming it was his sister
incest thread general
if you have more pics like this (that are of family members) post them
>>684411848
got Littlefinger on the tv there
Continue
Hi /b/ I'm back. I purchased this Miku Hatsune sex doll earlier today for $2000. Some of you had a problem with me wanting to buy this and I appreciated everyone's opinions but please understand that as a 28 yo virgin, I need some sort of companionship to rid my loneliness, and that is my main reason for buying this sex doll. It sucks being alone all the time.
>>684408518
Just pay for a hooker you idiot, for 2k you could hire a chuck who specialise with first timers
>>684408518
>sex doll
>companionship
bait
>>684408518
You do know they make sex androids with life like motion now?
Sex dolls are so last year
>>684408518
i mean, id totally stick my dick in one, wouldnt drop 2k for it though, whatever floats your boat op.
just fap /b/astards !
rerooooooll jenkins
>>684408397
Roll
Go
r
Hunger games thread
The capitol demands 24 tributes to be thrown into the arena!
Liberal Cat
Buwaro
Little Spaghetti
>>684412074
NUMBAH FOOOUR
PROVE UR AN OLD FAG
i was here when this guy was around...
I'm 4 billions years old
>>684410354
Newfag
>>684410492
"n"ewfag
DropBox cont. Get those trips /b/
>>684411245
trip this
>>684411441
>a
SOO CLOSE
I never could time it..
POSTED M8
Porn webm thread ?
Bump, gif is shit now and I haven't seen a good thread there in weeks
>>684407438
Moar like this???
>>684407438
fucking sauce?
its tiem:
www.pictureswap.org
post what you get
lel
I have a shot of fucking both these sisters. Should i take it?
Which one do you think takes dick where?
>those teeth and gums
Not even a paper bag would help me cum to these fugly cunts
>>684408092
Post more pics mang
