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Do you masturbate in the shower standing up or sitting down?
I masturbate standing up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbLPAFOsecA
Dude this needs to be in a leafy video
>>684140447
why would i sit down
>>684140516
I sit on a yoga ball
>>684140447
I live with my gran she has one of those old ppl showers u see on tv that has a door and water jets I crouch abt half way and back up to one of those while it's spraying my anus I beat my dick like it owes me money....but I always stop before I ejaculate because uno..my grand showers in there
I stand with my back to the water and just as im cumming i turn 90 degrees but i dont let the water hit my cock directly, it bounces off my body so that it sprays my cock very gently but very thouroughly with HOT water....its the fucking vest!
If you were having a threesome. Which two would you fuck?
One in white pants and the blonde in green top
>>684139554
The two on the left.
>>684139937
This
>Walk into your daughter's room
>See this
>What do?
wonder why my sons cock isnt in her ass
>>684140078
how do you think that picture got in the internet?
>>684140078
Join in, it's a good thing my daughter and her uncle doing that on the daily.
>>684140078
kill myself
Well Daughter isn't home guess I can mount up!
I wish I was dead
>>684140599
If you kill yourself, then you are a selfish cunt. Someone has to investigate your death, move your body, break the news to your family, organise the funeral, construct your coffin, dig your grave and lay you to rest. Are you really worth their time by being selfish like this?
>>684140599
Go back to class.
>>684140850
this
be so kind, dig your own grave, lie in it first, leave at least a letter to explain
>>684141681
or they could just man up and take it on the chin like everyone else
>>684140599
I hate myself and want to die every day OP. But I'm not a bitch and I power through it.
Give me one good reason why you wouldn't fuck this
Pro tip: You can't
>>684140967
I'm not a total faggot?
>>684140967
protip. there's a pair of reasons dangling right there. lol
>>684140967
In a relationship and I'm not a cheater.
>>684140967
I can't >>684141043
>>684140967
Her penis isn't feminine enough
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>>684141486
Why get so lazy with the shirt collar? Was such a nice sketch.
>>684141486
Equal rights for all, fuck feminism's Victim mentality
>>684141486
How long do you guys think it will take for female nature to become common knowledge?
>>684141667
It was like 5:00 AM. Needed sleep.
>>684141672
Exactly.
It's a beautiful day outside! Why not sit inside and post some fluffies?!
Oc feet thread
Another
>>684141976
>>684142072
Tell her to clean her toenails!
>>684142332
Yo man!
Hey /b/, so I just found out that a girl that I have screwed several times while I've been home for breaks from college (last summer and the past winter break) has a boyfriend who is a Marine. They have been going out since last April so she very clearly has been cheating on him while he is overseas, I also doubt I am the only one. What should I do? Should I write him a letter or fb message him or something?
Do it. Don't listen to anyone else. If they want to say you're a beta white knight so be it. Bitch deserves punishment
Should I wait till he is back? He probably has enough on his mind right now
>>684140353
Tell him a week after he gets back. He does not need to hear it while deployed, and he does not need to hear it the day he gets back, but do tell him.
Source: Am Marine
I am also a Marine, I've had buddies on deployments have this happen to them and it ducks, but he deserves to know and she's a bottom feeding cut for it. I say get nudes, blackmail her to confess or you will post to fb and tell him. He is probably sending her gifts, or money, so you should do it now. He's got family there with his boys. And if he has any air force women around, he should be ducking their brains out. Don't waste time man.
>>684141138
That is what I was thinking. He has enough on his plate
>>684139635
any more of this girl? and bump
>>684139635
Chester Chester child molester, fuck you...
>>684139897
Summer's here.
Anyone up for trade? Leave your kik and i'll messege you
>>684142103
Shit I know her
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
pls
>>684139981
No one's gonna post pics if you don't deliver OP
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
Dubs decides my new Steam name and picture
Im a faggot
Did I do the right thing?
>>684139570
hitlerdidnothingwrong
World Class Clown
Ok /b/ your making your own snuff movie and she is the star. How does she die?
need pic of body to decide
she doesnt. you cant kill hot girls then you cant make more, ya dingus.
Choking on my cock
>>684139776
Swallowed by a giant pelican
By getting her pyramid shaped chin turned into a square. Aka curb stomp. Ugly ass bitch
She is crying because of you.
Cry about these dubs you little cunt
good.
>>684139450
oh shit....what can we do to fix it?!
404 girl?
Make yourself useful and lube me up with those tear, wont you dear?
Does /b/ like cosplay sluts?
>>684139431
Nope please stop posting on here, goto reddit fag..
>>684139431
what character is that even ?
>>684139537
>he doesnt like sluts
redditt please leave
>>684139431
Yea, especially her!
>>684139726
>he didn't watch one of the best animes of 2014
How to live with micropenis?
>>684139477
What the fuck have I just witnessed.
>>684139477
Cut it off
>>684139477
You don't live with it. Kill yourself OP and save yourself more years of shame and embarrassment.
>>684139477
When your pubic hair is longer then your penis!!
>>684139477
Sex change. Work out your ass and become a bottom for lads or dominatrixes. Become a cuckold. Get the same penis attachment surgery FtMs get, no orgasm but not as much shame.
I feel bad for you bro. I'm still self conscious with a 6.1(to very base) by 4.5-4.9.... Hopefully reincarnation exists and were luckier next round!
I would fuck this dude every day
>>684138298
It is a woman.
Name?
>>684138298
Any info on this faggot? He looks like a local game store clerk here that's a tranny.
>>684138541
Sure looks like one... with his dick and all
i need meems, pls give me good memes to post on 9gag, im new to this site, looks cool though! xD so help me pls, i want to regularly upload memes to 9gag, that way ill be popular in my school ;333 thx >.< hahahe
>>684138877
boipussi
>>684139871
It's called a butthole. Not a "boipussy". Fag.
>>684139871
sup fags?
hey
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