moar like dis
ITT: Why marriage is fucking retarded
Because you can end up shackled to some shit tier human being and the only way to get rid of them is to pay for it and give them half of your material items
Sause?
>>684140833
dubs speak truth. move along.
/thread
>>684140574
Marriage is retarded because men today have zero rights, and women have all the rights.
Men still make most of the money, but when they are married the women can take it, and the men have zero recourse.
Add kids to the equation and you have a recipe for disaster.
Don't do it, dudes. The wymminz will try to coax and cajole you into it, but you must resist.
>ctrl+f
>no rekt thread
come on you faggots, I thought this was /b/
Can someone photoshop my son so that he is holding the pyramid
that head though.
>>684141209
I'm sorry for your retarded child.
Hows the start of your weekend spent alone in your bedroom going /b/??
>>684140157
My depressive thoughts have barely started creeping into my head again, but I've got plenty of booze to wash it away with, so stuff seems pretty good at the moment. How about you OP?
>>684140905
Thankfully not depressed, but got dumped by the first girl I've picked up the courage to get with in 4 years. Kinda wish we never fucked, woulda been easier to forget about her.
Well I'm driving through the Mojave desert right now...so that's kind of cool.
>>684141585
Don't drive and shitpost, you might mistype something important and come off as a newfriend.
Loadout for a school shooting
http://www.innawoods.net/swf/InnaWoods.swf
>>684141844
>.22
You are a horrible school shooter
>>684142003
k, i'm realistic. I'm not finding a LMG where i live.
>>684141844
Kids make fun of you again OP?
It's not easy being a loser faggot who no one likes
no cringe thread? cringe thread!
he looks pretty decent tbh
thread now poop thread
>>684141094
Jesus fucking christ what the actual fuck, how does this degenerate even exist?
>>684141094
Kill it with fire
Alright 4chan, time to check your privilege!
Singles: Disabled Trans Homosexual Person of Color
Dubs: Cis Hetero Male Person of Color
Trips: Cis Hetero White Female
Quads: Cis Hetero White Male
I've got not problem with my singles
Check out my dubs faggot.
so fucking triggered
Cmonnn
Hey guys I tried this new soda and it's awesome!
Can anyone make it into a meme? lol
>Can anyone make it into a meme? lol
yes, gimme a sec
good?
>>684141341
Great job! Anyone else? :)
>>684141496
>>684140906
Is this really happening?
This is to all the virgins here. Normal people don't need to read or reply to this.
I'm gonna be 100% honest with you okay. You're all a bunch of creeps. I hate to break it to you but if you're over 20 years old and you've never had a girlfriend it's probably your fault. Face it there's no hope. Contrary to what you losers think the world is actually a pretty fair place. If you're a virgin it's probably your own fault. You're probably some kind of school shooter, creep, rapist, weirdo, pedophile, stalker, or repressed cereal killer and the girls can sense it. Girls can sense these things man. They can see the red flags. Just look in a mirror lol. No girls wants a loser. They'd rather smoke weed with an alpha like me who can take care of them. You're being screwed out of that normal human experience and no one cares. Go kill yourself. No one will cry or miss you. You probably won't even get an obituary. Go cry. You're creepy, you make women feel uncomfortable, do the world a favor okay.
tl;dr You're screwed. No amount of intelligence, dedication, or hard work can salvage it. You'll never even land a fat ugly chick. It's called genetics which you don't have. You can be a millionaire and girls will still reject you because you have creepy genetics. Stay away from our women.
>>684138647
>your fault
>genetics
Pick one. Do normies even listen to themselves when they talk?
>>684138647
25 y.o asexual guy here,Im not even offended.
>>684138647
Genetics are overrated.
After I get these quads your all fapping to pic
Fapping anyways, even though OP didn't get quads
>>684142384
dafuq....
>>684142384
Wtf?
Sweet papiloma
Send DAT boi memes
Name my boat
k.
>>684141674
Slave 1
>>684141674
Cunt Surfer
>>684141674
Jew Gasser
Do you masturbate in the shower standing up or sitting down?
I masturbate standing up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbLPAFOsecA
Dude this needs to be in a leafy video
>>684140447
why would i sit down
>>684140516
I sit on a yoga ball
>>684140447
I live with my gran she has one of those old ppl showers u see on tv that has a door and water jets I crouch abt half way and back up to one of those while it's spraying my anus I beat my dick like it owes me money....but I always stop before I ejaculate because uno..my grand showers in there
If you were having a threesome. Which two would you fuck?
One in white pants and the blonde in green top
>>684139554
The two on the left.
>>684139937
This
>Walk into your daughter's room
>See this
>What do?
wonder why my sons cock isnt in her ass
>>684140078
how do you think that picture got in the internet?
>>684140078
Join in, it's a good thing my daughter and her uncle doing that on the daily.
>>684140078
kill myself
I wish I was dead
>>684140599
If you kill yourself, then you are a selfish cunt. Someone has to investigate your death, move your body, break the news to your family, organise the funeral, construct your coffin, dig your grave and lay you to rest. Are you really worth their time by being selfish like this?
>>684140599
Go back to class.
>>684140850
this
be so kind, dig your own grave, lie in it first, leave at least a letter to explain
>>684141681
or they could just man up and take it on the chin like everyone else
Give me one good reason why you wouldn't fuck this
Pro tip: You can't
>>684140967
I'm not a total faggot?
>>684140967
protip. there's a pair of reasons dangling right there. lol
>>684140967
In a relationship and I'm not a cheater.
>>684140967
I can't >>684141043
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anti-feminist thread
>>684141486
Why get so lazy with the shirt collar? Was such a nice sketch.
>>684141486
Equal rights for all, fuck feminism's Victim mentality
>>684141486
How long do you guys think it will take for female nature to become common knowledge?
>>684141667
It was like 5:00 AM. Needed sleep.
It's a beautiful day outside! Why not sit inside and post some fluffies?!