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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Just where do you think you're going?
>>675267054
I don't know how I got here but someone is going to get raped
>>675267054
J-just up to the roof..
>>675267054
Shooting range want to come?
heh..
upstream to them TITTAYS
I stick my tongue out and motorboat some invisible knockers
they are visually impressed by my nautical knowledge, staring agape
they slowly take off their dumb shit sweater vest things
>>675267054
Out off my fucking way you cunts!
Ice Cream Truck here
Roll for your ice cream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fp rmKneQKs
>>675267935
Roll
>>675268110 reroll
ROLLERINO
>>675268172
Fking christ, reroll again
fgbbbbttbttttt
does rebel wilson make anyones wilson rebel?
>>675262866
No. She's fatter and uglier than Amy Schumer.
>>675262866
>>675263095
Melissa McCarthyism > Rebate Wilson
>>675262866
can you stop posting this blob of shit with little titties? Please /bro
>>675262866
I bet she fucks like a champ
>>675263095
>implying amy schumer is fat and ugly
I'm a master mechanical engineer and I failed.
>>675268245
40?
>>675268245
16.
Fuck you.
OP is a faggot.
>>675268530
I got 36
FEET THREAD!!
Anon... You have to post some of your own.
Soundcloud thread!
Listen, rate and enjoy each others music!
https://soundcloud.com/astromania10 1/dmt
>Homeproducer since 2013
>Space is the final frontier
Enjoy!
https://soundcloud.com/john-fl-studio/recover-instrumental-metal-chvrches-cover
make music with FL Studio, sometimes metal, sometimes electronic shit.
https://soundcloud.com/daliborovo-granje
> instrumental
> psychedelic rock
> post rock
> experimental rock
Soundcloud.com/shitfence
>>675266206
Forgot to say...
Shitty piano loops.
Shitty guitar riffs.
Shitty rap beats.
Shit.
>>675266277
>Soundcloud.com/shitfence
sounds ok, not quite as shit as you think
Let the refugees in, they said.
>>675266945
Yup. And they aren't going to stop
>>675266945
they're belgian nationals though
>>675267248
Except that's wrong you retard.
>>675267326
prove it
islam appreciation thread
>>675261933
I appreciate. Allahu Akbar.
what if you destroy it? would they still be praying?
>>675262768
>no one will ever crash a plane into it
I mean I get that'd be fucked up, but still I can't help but feel it'd be outstandingly effective at demoralizing Isis
>>675262967
Any /b/ros want to take one for the team?
>>675262768
If you manage to destroy the Kabaa, the jewish mind control of all arabs worldwide will vanish. If it is not destroyed by the year of 2083, the white male will no longer be and the world is doomed.
Name someone stronger than him.
>Pro tip: You can't.
My earth shattering desire to shove my massive cock directly into my sister's birth canal and destroy it forever marking her as my own.
>>675262815
OP is a titanic fanboy of some faggoty animation
he's not real OP. So i'm stronger than him. Fucking a 6 week old toddler is stronger than him, because at least a toddler has enough strength to open their shit hole sphincter. hence using at least some form of existing muscle....
you fucking children disgust me
Superman
>inb4 weaboo fags
Kind of missing the point of the show, op.
>>675263065
Capeshit is an embarrassment.
yall niggas have issues
>>675268375
The soldiers if Allah have been victorious yet again.
Righteous defenders of Muslims - 1
Pig-filled Western barbarians - 0
The sight of your filthy families squirming and choking on their own blood may not bring my family back to life but it brings joy to us knowing that you have been forced to endure what we have been enduring at your hands for years.
Justice will be served. Allah will guide us to victory.
>>675265894
nice 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6fdNVdoCcc
>>675265894
It's easy.
We nuke Mecca.
The only thing that's going to be pig filled are the mass graves Muslims get thrown in
The stress of immersion in a racist white society had proved too much for them
>>675265894
>what we have been enduring at your hands for years.
You filthy sandniggers have been killing each other for decades and now you're infecting the rest of the world because tolerance.
The day will come for a world-wide backlast and you hasten it with every bombing.
TL;DR: Keep doing what you're doing, pigfucker.
Black women thread
>>675268345
>>675268402
>no replies
spiderman thread bitches
>>675268548
Not a women but good try
>>675268345
>>675268637
Dubs or 7 decides
>>675267663
Fuck off ya dirty fucking sloot
"I come over to you, if you take it up the ass."
>>675267787
WinRAR
>>675267663
Tell her nudes or gtfo
>>675267663
Tits or gtfo
ITT Post the best/nicest boobs you've ever seen
her boobs isnt that nice in this gif tho but i like her anyway
>>675265127
Can't be done. So many different pairs are perfect.
Well faggots? How fucked are you?
>>675267762
>Comatose Bran Stark
Well shit, I just hope my kidnappers don't want to do butt stuff.
>>675267762
ragnar lothbrok
Ron Swanson
I'm fucked
daredevil bitch he's fckin dead
I don't think that the cops are the worst to rescue me.
Be honest: would you fuck a girl who has a dick for $1,000,000?
>>675264078
As long as the dick was feminine
Tough to fuck something that doesn't exist.
i will do it if that girl is 0% STDs
>>675264554
can't I tried, when I saw the nuts my dick went NOOOOOOOOOO WILL ROBINSON DANGER
>>675264554
>>675264554
What are you suggesting?
/b/, today's my birthday and I turn 19 years old.
Always hated my birthday because it makes me realize nobody gives a shit about me. You guys were always here for me instead of everybody else. Again, I'm at home and no calls or texts from nobody. Feeling kind of down so post some funny or cool shit help a /b/rother get through today
happy b'day cunny, from aus
>>675265598
Thanks mate
Happy birthday faggot
Same boat chief. got dumped a week ago. totally alone all day. happy 22nd to me.
Chin up mate, buy yourself a wicked present and get a hooker. that's what i'm thinking.
happy bday anon.
>>675264955
Happy /b/ day, all the way from Belfast.
rollin time
rollin'
1
2
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roland
Roll trips and ill tell you where "it" is.
tell me op, where it is?
>>675265956
We already know where 'it' is. That giant niggerdick is in your tiny white asshole faggtron.
/thread
>>675266237
Rekd
Quints
hi
Well /b/ I fucking did it. It's over for me now. I contacted them and now they won't leave me alone. I thought it was all bullshit and now I'm terrified. There is no hope for me, I'm going to be taken.
>Waited till midnight
>Opened all the windows in my room
>Meditated for a couple of hours
>Constantly reached out to 'them' in my mind
>They answered
I'm shaking from
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666
>>675260871
>Wat do?!?
Grow up, faggot.
relax bro, you got this.
its all on your head
quit weed
grow up
>>675260871
Yeah I know who they are. they just watch me, I don't really know what they're interested in though. booming voices though, aimirite?
