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>>679313192
Hello.
Stories of a tard wrangler
> Be me
> 8 months ago
> Work unable to employ me, exceeded their yearly budget
> Search for new job
> Find one the next day
> "High behaviors" day program
> Friends say you basically get paid to swim and go bowling
> Fuckit.wmv
> Start first day, everyone is nice, learning the ropes
> Get paired with one group including a bloke "Nathaniel"
> Literally a walking shell of a human, occasionally screams and flaps his arms, is never not dribbling
> This man is simply a collection of instinctive actions
> little loud but fuck it hes cool
> Take him to a park
> Nathaniel wanders a little, arms gently flap according to wind speed and trajectory
> hes alright
> Turn my attention to 3 other clients for literally 30 seconds
> No one told me nathaniel is a chronic public masturbator
> Enjoying the sunshine and breeze
> Turn around
> NATHANIEL NO
> In the 30 seconds unsupervised nathaniel is pants down, on a swing, raging erection out, vigorously humping his hand whilst shouting "UGHHH!!! RHGUHH!!
> In a panic, sprint over
> Literally the biggest dick ive ever seen
> I attempt to stop him but he just gets angrier
> "ReeEEEEEE"
> Get a grip on his forarm, establish control and get him the FUCK away from this children's playground
> Nathaniel returns to gentle moaning and arm flapping.
"High behaviors"
please continue op
op pls
>>679289606
Continue
Another reason to silence them permanently.
Deutschland Faden
Wie sieht eure Traumfrau aus?
Lieber ein Neger oder ein Türke im nächsten Leben sein?
Beste Pizza?
könnt ihr die Nationalhymne auswendig?
ok wo ist der Anon der ne Freundin will?
>>679310374
Super natürlich!
Dann lieber noch Kanacke
Tutto
Alle 3 Strophen
>>679310557
Hier
>>679310374
>Lieber ein Neger oder ein Türke im nächsten Leben sein?
Neger wenn ich in den USA geboren werde
g/fur
What's your worst and darkest fetish? I'm a incest cuckold, I love to fap thinking about my gf with her dad or brother.
Pic related, my gf.
I woldnt say it's a bad fetish but I like fucking 50+ year old bbws. Want to try older tho, 60-70 next time (I'm 35)
>>679292463
i would imagine someone dating a land beast would have a weird fetish like that.
Permanently ruining my gfs ass with anal fisting. So far I can get up to my knuckles. Problem is she is a small girl and I am a pretty big guy.
Probably fucking my ex gf's 17 year old sister
Explain why this cant work
>>679308091
> magnets
> explaining how they work
No u
You are simply to fat.
>>679308091
force of the attraction is resolved through the arm, either it bends or breaks, or if strong enough stays still and just absorbs the force
ITT we post our car dashboards and rate each other. Pic related
Post faggots
>>679307651
>implying we are sitting in our cars
Self bump
>>679307893
>implying you can't walk outside to take a picture
which of the celebrities has the best ass?
pic related.
>>679299196
Our Goddess Nicki Minaj, obviously?
JLo, of course.
>>679299196
The amazing Taylor Alison Swift, though I would appreciate you not using such words when talking about her.
Let's go for another round.
>>679305883
Reroll
hmmm
Roll I guess
>>679305883
Is this the cringe thread?
Guess my gender
>inb4pic flips im on phone
Female, That identifies as a fuckwit.
>>679313305
So no dick?
I'll say female
>>679313346
Please no cock
>People are going to vote for this guy
>>679308872
there's some pretty retarded stuff sjw's say. this is not one of them
>>679309054
>being racist isn't retarded
Wasn't he quoting someone when he said that?
>>679309163
No, no he was not.
>>679278895
Pics you shouldn't share round 2
>>679298644
face?
"shouldn't" or "weren't supposed to"?
pic related: the latter
>>679298846
post related: moar
ITT: We judge each other based on our hand
he has the greyscale
ew
>>679300186
Talk shit post hand
>>679299369
With calluses like that, I'm going to assume you're either some kind of manual labour worker. 4/10
g/fur
>>679310545
yee qld
Dubs get a picture
Trips get a webm
Quads get face
Quints get total video
reroll
>>679307741
Rolling for soapy hardbody tits
Roooooling mah yellow nigga
>>679307741
Kek
Ask a psychologist anything.
I'm h-here for you Anonymous; if something in your life isn't quite right, speak up!
>>679306181
Good morning! How are you?
What do you recommend for overcoming apathy. I can often start project but I never end up completing them.
>>679306181
Good morning
>>679306496
Have you tried starting smaller projects? The smaller the better; the more likely you are to complete them.
>>679306440
Can't complain. Still waking up.
>>679306509
Morning Anonymous <4
God tier bodies
pics from my private collection
>>679292171
little bit closer. She didnt noticed that my cell phone have a nice view
other time
go on
hey /b/
late night/early morning drug thread
what are you on?
what are you listening to?
>coming down off an Adderall binge, IV'd 10mg Oxy (pure, feelsgoodman), 1mg Xanax, .5mg Klonopin
>Lotus - Livingston Storm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pY6ga6efCI
Did the last of my meth twelve hours ago. Can't sleep. Drinking tequila
Meth, and been mixing it with some weed and lean. And a little bit of liquor here and there. Got some vintage liquor bottles from the 60s and 70s.
>>679290413
No benzos? also, why meth? Focalin is so much better.
>>679290780
>meth
>lean
I understand a good speedball (obviously) but lean is soooo good on its own, or with a Xanax bar.
cock tribute thread
Cawk me please :)
OR post tributes you've saved
Cock this please
