Out of the ashes of Buenos Aires comes first sorrow. Then; anger. The only Good Bug is a Dead Bug
Young faggots from all over the globe are joining up to fight for the future.
They're doing their part. Are you? Join the Mobile Infantry and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship.
Singles died at Buenos Aires
Dubs are doing their part
Trips joins up with the roughnecks
Quads survived Klendathu
Quints get to capture the brain bug
Rolling for BUUUUUGS
Cmon you apes, you wanna live forever?
>>685056935
Hey, I'm Johnny Rico
Hey /b/, I've been having problems with a recent break-up... Can we get a good feels thread going?
Here's my story:
>Be me
>22
>fortunate to have a 9/10 girlfriend
>been dating smoothly for almost a year
>textmessage.jpg
>from one of her friends
>anon, she doesn't want to see you anymore
>ask her why
>it's complicated...
It's complicated...
>>685047493
get over it beta faggot
something is telling me your not 22, and if you are that's kinda fucking stupid ending a one year relationship over a text. Isn't their any way you can see her in person? Go to her home or something?
>>685048067
I did man... she flat out didn't want to speak to me. I knocked on her door and she saw me through the window and just left the fucking door shut.
This dude texted my gf, trips dictates how I respond.
Anything Goes Edition
say "this thread will get replies"
Tell him to fuck off and stop wasting everyone's time.
>>685061791
Call him a worthless nigger
Invite him to a hotel then beat the shit out of him.
That's how you normally deal with types of fags who step up
ylyl
end thread
Milhouse
first 24 gets in
Marina
Lesegna
>>685062924
Winrar.
Black Dynamite
Incest-bro here. Had a long day so sorry this threads so late bc I'm fucking tired
>>685054175
Can you prove that it's actually you?
missed other threads, screenshots
>>685054376
It's me. New pics & everything
>>685055071
Awesome man.
Can you clear up weather this picture was actually posted by you or if someone was trolling?
Faces of b
Also r8
3
>>685057691
Why do you look so sad?
phun thyme thread
>>685059401
ARE YOU READY FOR THE PHUN THYME!!!!!!!?????? Let's fuck shit up.
>>685059401
Okay op who isn't a fag this tyme, what's the plan. I can't do much cause im on mobile and wifi is down. I do have a free phone qpp i can tect with
>>685059401
Let it continue
I'm ready for the phun tyme with trent
Nuzlockefag from last night has returned.
>en route to Rock Tunnel, about to catch another mon or two
Dubs names Spearow.
>>685057086
i don't need any more mons
i already caught your mom
ha
faggot!
Probably going to buy my first gun tomorrow. Decided to go with a Remington 870 20 gauge for home protection. So what should I expect from this process? What all do I need to bring etc.... Also can you buy ammo at the same place/time (bass pro)
dont get the 20 gauge get the 12 its better for home protection. what state are you in and are you buying from a store or from somone
I figured a 20 would be really easy to shoot. Im in Tennessee and am planning on going to Bass Pro Shop to get it.
>>685057697
dude if you ever have to use it, you wont feel the kick. I had a smith and Wesson 500 and was surprised by a brown bear. it followed me for awhile and was "interested". I could tell it wanted sex. I offered my self to him, and was validated.
20s are fun not a lot of recoil get buck shot 2 3/4
all they do is make you fill out some info on a laptop then run your info through a background check even if you fuck up alot with tickets and shit there wont be any trouble easy as shit. if i were you. i would get it from a private seller with a bill of sale im in sc thats what we do much better i think. a private seller is basically anyone
Welp, /b/ros, dubs or 63 tells me what I say next.
That's cool.
Send nudes plz
sweet
ok
Shota thread boys
what is she whispering /b/?
"You are going to get banned"
uncle jerry says hello
>>685054120
That creep who's taking your photo likes Nickelback.
What is this, CSI? how the fuck should I know?
fat ass sissy here saying hi
also fat ass sissy/trap/cd/cuck whatever thread
Grease up that ass and bounce it
ill contribute
>>685049777
Damn p nice
Why are sports bras sexy?
Because of your imagination, kid.
>>685051768
Nice pic from another thread dipshit
Because of what's in them
ITT: post incest stories, I'll start i call this story: WIncest Avoided
>be me
>be 10
>visit cousins house
>horny female cousin
>horny cousin, 9
>horny cousin brings you into closet
>erection begins
>horny cousin takes clothes off
>erection intense
>she asks you to touch it
>feels squish
>asks you to whip it out
>maximum boner in effect
>she asks to stick it in
>be a pussy
>say you have to go to the bathroom
>leave closet
>go to the bathroom
>wincest avoided
>for now
>go into horny girl bed room
>play doctor
>leave room a virgin
>wincest avoided
>go into basement
>horny girl sister follows
>horny girl makes sister retreat
>shows pussy
>boner initiates
>get called upstairs
>wincest avoided
>leave cousin house
>months later
>tell parents what happened
>mom calls horny girl parents
>horny girl parents says i provoked it
>tells truth
>really awkward years to come
>low self-esteem with girls now
>minimum communication
>minimum interaction
>awkward in public
>awkward4lyfe
>wincest avoided
>>685042142
Faggot
>>685042142
>awkward4lyfe
OP is a betafag
>>685042142
Here's mine
>be me
>12m
>walk in on 7/10 cousin in shower
>apologize and walk out
>never talk about it again because I don't have feelings for my relatives
Sewer king of /b/ part 2; if the last thread 404'd, come here and post updates regarding Sewer king. Godspeed.
this is now regarding RESCUE STRATEGIES as I am convinced he is trapped.
Pls don't die OP I want to have your children
Sewer princes and proncesses
yo we gata call dem copz
>>685056478
I hope sewer king is ok. The absolute madman
sup /b/
47 tells me what to do
>>685044969
are you gay OP .. whatever even if you were id still fuck you
>>685044969
carrot in nose
shave hair into mohawk
>>685044969
Unhand her, Dan Backslide.
Join cock tribute
>>685051555
Also checked
ITT post your job and how much you make
Pet product manager at petsmart $9.50/hr
Job: fo real nigger
Pay : whateva the govment gimme
>>685055432
Warehouse Manager at a Tire Storage and Service Facility .
28.89 an hour.
>>685055432
Retirement Consulting Actuary
$93,000
$0 disabled broke fuck.
