NZ Thread
/nzg/
Long weekend edition, get in here!
>hold my beer and watch this Vlad
>Christchurch
Here as usual
Why are IDs even gone?
>>675940071
Why do you fags want to change your flag to a fucking leaf?
CUM TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get Cum Tributed (cummed on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want cummed on.
CIVILIZATION THREAD
A small group of people wake up in a flat area...
>Dubs decides what they do next
>dont do stuff that isnt possiply
>you cant just kill everyone
>>675944647
They all die of sudden heart failure
>>675944647
They draw a swastika on the ground, summoning the dark lord Hitler
>>675944647
Go north
>>675944647
>you cant just kill everyone
They kill them selves.
Pretend Psychology thread.
In this thread I pretend to be a psychologist and help you with your problems. Real and pretend problems welcome.
No Jews edition.
>>675938912
For all pretend psychiatry needs prescriptions will be written for the local liquor store.
Please help me....
Im actually thinking about voting for trump.
Wat do?
>>675939850
You don't want to vote for Trump? I thought I said no jews edition?
But if you're seriously worried about it I wouldn't be, politics in the country is mostly spectacle with very little substance or effect on anyone's life. Whoever gets elected trump, hillary, sanders etc your lot in life will not be substantially changed.
>>675938912
I need help.
2hu is my everything and I need to kick the habit.
>be me
>19
>model, rich, drive a Bugatti T-35 and an Auburn Boattail Speedster
Ask me shit, I just got my first modeling job and I'm excited.
No.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
tits or gtfo
>>675944021
You just hating cuz you ain't rich fam
>>675944097
I'm a dude
yee
>>675943800
hope that changes for the better
>>675943835
good hot ham
>>675943612
Good, he needs to be done hard.
>>675943631
Anything you tell me.
>>675943787
I'd cage you too, but you'll be objecting after a little while.
>>675943835
FUCK YEAH! when you do get it show us the fit.
What would happen if I used bleach to kill myself? I want to end it but I can't get ahold of a gun for obvious reasons.
Dubs decides my suicide method though.
Fucking idiot!!
>tfw OP is a fucking idiot for actually debating suicide
>>675939293
Pour Bleach into your asshole.
>>675939293
it puts you to sleep in seconds with minimal pain
use bleach
Creampie Thread? Creampie Thread!
>>675937800
Plz
>>675937966
Not bad, but it reminds me of why almost every creampie in porn is shit
>Pulls out to just the tip
>Jerks himself off inside of her
>Done
Like what the fuck that wouldn't feel that good at all, and it looks dumb as hell. Balls deep, and don't just pull out in 3 seconds
pic related
anything goes!
Add Jackywurstbrot
add dsntmttr4
>be Microsoft
>make AI that will learn and adapt to who it interacts with
>the AI solely interacts with the Internet
>act surprised when it becomes racist
>actually sad that no one got the point
>hate media for pretending this is breaking news.
Bruh Tay was masterpiece
feels all over
the whole incident is fucking funny.
Tay was a devote follower of Kek. Sad to see her get killed.
So /b/ this chick wanted me, like really bad we've been talking on and off I've. Rejected her and now she's acting like she never like me
What do?
A few messages earlier
>>675940444
leave her alone with some dignity
Show the whole story... What does she look like btw
Creepshot thread part 3
>>675943277
fuck there has to be more of this perfect ass
Ylyl
>>675935317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzFEVwyt8zE
https://youtu.be/Dwn-pErO_xs
Dubs names my cat
Cat
Dog
>>675938609
Sergeant Pepe
Thunder cunt
>>675941830
HAS
>>675941897
STYLE
HE
Who wants nudes?
nobody
someone somewhere, now just post them already
Serve um up
Yes please
Make America burn
>>675941626
only presidents can get dubs
>>675941626
>>675941804
FUCKING NORMIES, THIS IS HOW YOU GET DUBS, CHECK'EM!!!!
>>675941885
where is your birth certificate?
NUDE GAME!
1.post some OC with a number
2.reply with requests
3.if last number in post matches, drop requested pic
Roll 2s!
>>675940015
ass ass ass ass ass
7's
>>675940392
masturbating
>>675940392
Full frontal
CIVILIZATION THREAD
A small group of people wake up in a flat area...
>Dubs decides what they do next
>dont do stuff that isnt possiply
they meet hitler and give him a blowjob
>>675942189
They look for a wooded area near a river to set up a camp.
they kill themselves
>>675942377
no, you viral cunt
Quick!
Tell me your favorite:
>sound
>taste
>smell
>colour
>texture
>>675932427
>sound of gunfire
>the taste of caramel
>the smell of a barbecue
>red
>the feeling of scales because I WANT TO FUCK THE RAPTOR.
>billowing farts resonating inside a toilet bowl
>chicken salad
>my farts
>light brown
>a particularly fibrous shit inside a ziploc
>>675932779
here you go
posting for potential
>rocks rolling on each other
>liquor
>fortune cookies
>orange
>denim
